Partle. Made by: successburger.. My inability to follow directions caused me to see this as a man lying on his back with his arm in a sling. Partle Made by: successburger My inability to follow directions caused me see this as a man lying on his back with arm in sling
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - kidsquicker
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(07/05/2013) [-]
My inability to follow directions caused me to see this as a man lying on his back with his arm in a sling.
User avatar #173 to #1 - neofirefly
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I did the same thing, I thought he was shooting portals out his ass
User avatar #19 - sisupisici
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that does not happen when light passes through a prism
#192 to #19 - anon id: ce4d15d7
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Guns do not shoot transdimensional portals, so I think the joke is safe anyway.
User avatar #195 to #19 - anonymoose
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Not with that attitude it wont!
#103 to #19 - azroth
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Well then, I'd put a knife in front of the gun and cut the portal in half to make two!
Well then, I'd put a knife in front of the gun and cut the portal in half to make two!
User avatar #110 to #103 - kiermatv
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so... knife-gun?
User avatar #114 to #110 - cresel
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no a portal gun with a knife stuck on it
User avatar #116 to #114 - kiermatv
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dude, cool your jets, it was implied sarcasm
User avatar #117 to #116 - cresel
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I EXPRESSED NO ANGER IN THAT STATEMENT I THOUGHT U LITERALLY MEANT A GUN THAT SHOOTS KNIVES I AM SORRY
User avatar #120 to #117 - kiermatv
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it's cool, it's cool, I apologize for the confusion
User avatar #20 to #19 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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Yeah, you'd just get an elongated portal, that would probably tear you when you walked through it.
#8 - geometric
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#34 to #8 - takaneuva
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Been using this a lot recently
#42 - whichever
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I don't think portals are just light
User avatar #48 to #42 - trolololer
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Plus doesn't the portal gun create a portal along the axis of the first point of an object the beam touches? Like if it touched a sphere, it would create a portal, when viewed sideways, tangential to the silhouette of the shpere.
User avatar #3 - doctornick
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>Buy jawbreaker
>drop Jawbreaker into portal
>???
>Use portal money for something else
#63 to #3 - anon id: d20befd5
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= PROFIT $$$$$$$
#31 - derricktwo
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But a prism separates the light AND makes it dimmer because it is less concentrated. So assume that the prism made 2 portals instead of a just longer narrower portal, both portals would be half the size of the original. So instead of two of the original item, you would have 2 half the size of the original item. That is implying that the portal gun can shoot through a prism at all.
#130 to #31 - anon id: eb194181
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WRONG.. you'd have a smaller hole but it wouldnt affect the size of the object thrown into the original portal
User avatar #87 to #31 - thepandaking
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but could you just... throw the two back through the small portals and make them both normal sized? because what would stop that from fixing the size?
#6 - nigalthornberry
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#10 to #6 - anon id: 8f8be8ef
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double penetration
#84 to #10 - niggastolemyname
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Clever girl.
Clever girl.
#176 to #10 - censius
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No, no man. You're supposed to say the setup to your joke under an anonymous name, then the punchline in your actual account. Now you only got 8 thumbs.
No, no man. You're supposed to say the setup to your joke under an anonymous name, then the punchline in your actual account. Now you only got 8 thumbs.
User avatar #25 to #6 - OldSnake
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You become a shark.
#105 - optimussum
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#30 - terrria **User deleted account**
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If only dorks had access
If only dorks had access
User avatar #4 - tobyonekenoby
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Or the coin would be split in half, disintegrated... or you would probably make a black whole...
#13 to #4 - anon id: cee497b6
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OR even a black half! Portals are indeed mysterious.
#24 to #13 - huffe
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User avatar #35 to #13 - tobyonekenoby
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I think you know that i mean a black hole
You would be quite dumb not to figure that one out
#37 to #35 - lordmandy
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#26 to #4 - BuzzyBoy
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what'd you say?