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#2 - thewaronbeingcool
Reply +247
(07/05/2013) [-]
Can everyone come to my funeral dressed as Shrek, stand at the back & not say a word to my parents so they think I lived a cool double life, and they're not sad my life is ogre?
Can everyone come to my funeral dressed as Shrek, stand at the back & not say a word to my parents so they think I lived a cool double life, and they're not sad my life is ogre?
#90 to #2 - ADeadlYLepricoN
Reply 0
(07/06/2013) [-]
Shrek is life
Shrek is death
#82 to #2 - stankybutt
Reply 0
(07/06/2013) [-]
You sir, have earned my thumb
You sir, have earned my thumb
#75 to #2 - brocktox
Reply +1
(07/06/2013) [-]
Shrek is LOVE
Shrek is life
#50 to #2 - tehpwnz
Reply +3
(07/06/2013) [-]
walk up to someone who is crying, lean in close, and softly whisper "Shrek is love. Shrek is life."
#44 to #2 - mercyburris
Reply +7
(07/06/2013) [-]
i think you ogre did it
#45 to #44 - thewaronbeingcool
Reply +7
(07/06/2013) [-]
Did I take it too Farquaad?
#17 to #2 - bitchpleaseshutup
Reply +24
(07/05/2013) [-]
#9 to #2 - badmonkey
Reply +32
(07/05/2013) [-]
Pun was terrible, yet so ******* hilarious