It's classified. . Bro Bible Can everyone come to my funeral in FBI outfits, stand at the back & not say a word to my parents so they think I lived a cool doubl

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#2 - thewaronbeingcool (07/05/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Can everyone come to my funeral dressed as Shrek, stand at the back & not say a word to my parents so they think I lived a cool double life, and they're not sad my life is ogre?
Can everyone come to my funeral dressed as Shrek, stand at the back & not say a word to my parents so they think I lived a cool double life, and they're not sad my life is ogre?
#10 - newall (07/05/2013) [+] (14 replies)
turn up to a funeral... in black suits?   
   
I'm sure your parents will notice.
turn up to a funeral... in black suits?

I'm sure your parents will notice.
User avatar #1 - devilofscience (07/05/2013) [-]
Then as everyone leaves start heading to my grave while pulling out weird electronic items and possibly collapsible shovels.
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#54 - heartlessrobot (07/06/2013) [+] (18 replies)
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I want a viking burial and everyone has to show up dressed like vikings.
#26 - golbot (07/05/2013) [-]
The FBI wears black suits....

User avatar #8 - ChristopherLloyd (07/05/2013) [-]
I've always wanted to be buried somewhere in the Sahara Desert with a bunch of jewelry and riches and an undecipherable code so people will think i'm some god, religious figure or leader
User avatar #5 - Schadenfreude (07/05/2013) [-]
There's going to be an open bar at my funeral. Just because I'm dead doesn't mean I forgot how to party.
#74 - lolfire (07/06/2013) [-]
Hope you lot have all signed up for donor cards.....

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No point keeping them, they're **** all use to you when you're dead.
May as well give somebody who still has a chance another go at life.
#53 - redneckraider (07/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I want my friends to show up sporting this shizzz
User avatar #87 - ipwnallnubz (07/06/2013) [-]
My German teacher wants us to steal his body from the morgue, put him on a boat filled with wood, push the boat out into the water, and shoot it with a flaming arrow.
User avatar #37 - severepwner (07/05/2013) [-]
I should either distribute Sons of Anarchy vests to my friends for when I die, or hire a biker gang to attend.
User avatar #24 - zapgod (07/05/2013) [-]
everyone? why not just 2 or 3?
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User avatar #51 - tenuousdinosaur (07/06/2013) [-]
I want to hire a mariachi band for my funeral. Just for shuts and giggles
User avatar #42 - wtfareu (07/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
so come to a funeral in a suit
User avatar #40 - solarisofcelestia (07/05/2013) [-]
Neat idea.
#38 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
I want someone to dress as death and sit in the front row and say to everyone,"I'm just waiting till everyone leaves".
#34 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
My will is that no one comes to my funeral

because i have no friends
#33 - deadpeople (07/05/2013) [-]
I'd want to make a video last will and be the biggest asshole and first order of my will is to say everyone must watch the video before my funeral. So everyone will be honest.
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