disappoint

that just means that you won the argument

you should say 96% its simple math.

psht like he could do it he got a 48 on a math test

Hope if/when I become a parent my kids don't need to resort to such tactics.

Children should only show respect as long as his parents do. His didn't.

Well that's quite a large jump of an assumption, considering the only thing we know about this guy is what he just told us, which, to me, sounds like a fairly reasonable response considering the situation.

Is that your usual assumption of anyone being disrespectful to their parents? Maybe his parents don't respect him at all?

That's a good way to get five across the face.

but after that you can get a new family!

That gif will give me nightmares for the next seven years.

More like sweet dreams.

I did it once, and then they got mad at me for being happy while they are angry

No, it said they unplugged his internet. All he has to do is plug the cord back in. It's not a real punishment if you ask me.

I laughed 3 minutes straight because of that pic

this is why i'm reluctant to watch adventure time.

and they claim it's a kids show...that's borderline PG-13. all they need is to use the word "Damn" once per episode and they'd get that rating with how screwy this show is

Actually in the USA it is a TV-PG rated show.

well then i'm kind of right on the borderline PG13 bit.
still though, this show makes me feel...weird because...well just because.

Lemongrab was very hungry in this episode to a point where he attempted to cannibalize the Ice King on several occasions, Tree Trunks baked a pie, a rat stole the pie, lemongrab punched the rat out and ate the pie out of it's mouth.

It's still pretty ****** up in context... Then again it's lemongrab, the character's basically the living incarnation of cocaine.

a lot of these are fake

Anonymous could be right, they force you to start with "Today,"

most people have more than one means of access, just saying.

phone?

>internet

i had friends in school whose parents were that psychotic

pic unrelated

cool story bro.

indeed

I did. I guess I'm nobody.

Found the guy that pissed off the whole class.

Well, sorry if I was in a class with 3 Asians and wanted a decent grade. Then I found out the one's borderline retarded, one is a complete druggy, and the other one didn't even show up. I got the highest score at 98/100, and the second highest was a 67/100. I stayed up until 3 am studying.

In any class graded on a curve you get together with everyone and decided what the answers on the tests and quizzes will be. That way everyone will get an A and the teacher can suck it or be called out as a hypocrit.

They didn't mention anything of the sort to me. Possibly because I slept for half the classes.

can I use your mouth?

Sure.

this is good news.

... don't you think that's going a little over bored? I'd just go for interrupting them saying/talking over them/ yelling it was out of 50.

okay, hitting them is a little harsh, but like.. put my hands on their shoulders and shout in their face or something.

thats better

Now you're what I like to call an ******* . Unless they storm in your room, and they slap you around every day, because if you'd be willing to hit them simply over a raised voice, **** you. My Mother hits me a lot, never have I once hit her intentionally. And my Da's calm as **** .

Yeah your parents dropped out of school to get a job and a home in order to support your whining, ungrateful ass. Peasants? Are you ******* serious?

Well **** ... your just throwing random thoughts since you know nothing... None of what you said are the reasons. Also there is nothing wrong with being a peasant... It looks like to me that you think it's bad being a peasant.

I don't know exactly what you're thinking, but I know it's wrong.

-Wasn't whining
-Not ungrateful

Just sharing something, but then you had to come along and release part of the rage that you have from whatever happened to you today...

No man, my parents both grew up in poverty with 6-7 siblings in a country where no one gives a **** about them. They didn't get a full education because they were too busy trying to earn money to feed the family, but that just taught them the full value of education and that's why they want me to succeed. Often times when your father gets mad for an A- it's not to make you feel like **** , it's because he cares about you and knows you can do better than that. I can't stand people who misconstrue their parents' guidance and care as some annoying behavior.