King Europe. Hey! Viking guys! Get me a aela! Go get it yourself, America. We only follow orders from our leader. Me, King Europe. Yo america europe Nordic
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#2 - wastedpenguin (07/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #18 - MrDeadiron (07/05/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Hehe Europe...Peaceful hehe
#39 - banditowolf (07/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the comments shall be filled with butthurt europeans and over-excited americans.
the comments shall be filled with butthurt europeans and over-excited americans.
#17 - vividsam (07/05/2013) [+] (36 replies)
I think the reason why Europe is all slave like to America is because they can pull the, we saved your ass in WW2 card. Otherwise... I don't get why we support their wars...
#33 to #24 - komradkthulu (07/05/2013) [-]
The ignorance in your post is unbelievable. If you truly believe the UK contributed more to the Allied victory than the Soviet Union's (who really won the war) 30 MILLION dead citizens (half of all deaths in the war) or trillions of dollars worth of Lend Lease Aid by North America, bask in your oblivious bliss.
#1 - ekiouja (07/05/2013) [-]
#49 - thisotherdude (07/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
So much butthurt in the comments and I'm just sitting here enjoying my timbits.
#99 - wafflegrunt (07/06/2013) [+] (11 replies)
What happend to his skin color?
User avatar #102 to #99 - fortunesnowman ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
His skin color was darkened in later comics to represent the heavy addition of the Spanish population over time.
User avatar #10 - sleycer ONLINE (07/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
norway isn't a part of EU
#75 - takaneuva (07/05/2013) [-]
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#132 - anolbeeds (07/06/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I don't like Americans
User avatar #145 to #132 - psykobear (07/06/2013) [-]
Americans don't like you.
#106 - infinitereaper (07/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How did I not catch this.
#85 - elmoose **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
this might come in handy one day
User avatar #63 - jelhajj ONLINE (07/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I wish that America could not be portrayed as such a ignorant ass clown.. but then i look around, and im just like meh, pretty accurate.
#140 - blanketandpillow (07/06/2013) [-]
I absolutely love America in all of these comments. He's probably my favorite person (I may be biased because I am American, but he's just so goofy and well... you know, likable)
User avatar #117 - nativninja ONLINE (07/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Approximately 51 or 52 distinct indigenous languages are spoken in Canada.176 indigenous languages are spoken in the U.S.A.
Only 20 languages Europe? How cute.
User avatar #157 - sanguinemeows (07/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
What's up with all the Anti-American comments? I love my country. I've been to Europe several times, it's nice and all, but there's no place like the U.S.A. Sorry, but I would never want to live in Europe.
#151 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Just leave it there, 'murica.

1. No free healthcare. your government leaves you to die!!!
2. The worst education system in the western world which leaves more school leavers innumerate and illiterate than any other developed western country.
3. Higher crime rates and murder rates per percentage of population than any other developed country in the world.
4. It has the worst Economy on record, and cant even sustain its own national debt to itself, let alone the 7 trillion dollars owed to china.
5. It calls itself a superpower, and claims to have the best armed forces in the world but hasn't won a single war since the civil war over 200 years ago.
6. Has the highest percentage per population in the developed world of people living below the poverty line, just as weak as the third world countries.
7. Your iphone was made in china, you can't even develop your own economy, resources.
8. The most overweight country in the world by a large margin. A big, fat and stupid nation.
#168 to #151 - teranin ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Your statistics are 100% false. The reality is quite bad, but you're just lying and presenting stats that are even worse.

1. Medicare, and debt collections, covers that particular discrepency, as will Obamacare once it finishes being implemented in 2014.
2. ******** , we're 17th... obviously not making us look good, but clearly your ******** is driven by hate.
3:this stat is correct, but is twisted by our capitalist prison system having it's own lobby, and our failed war on drugs. In reality our citizenry are not significantly more criminal than the UK, Germany, or France.
4: the United States' GDP is almost as high as the entire European Union combined. You're ******* retarded. (although I will admit our debt payment choices are an abject failure)
5: The Great War, WW2, Korean war, Cold war, Gulf war, Iraq war, Afghanistan war. All of which are victories for the USA. We have lost all of 2 wars, the war of 1812, and Vietnam, and vietnam is subjective since our citizenry simply decided that they didn't want to do it anymore, rather than our military actually being defeated. We could have nuked them at any time, and simply chose not to.
6: that would be Albania, jackass. That is so far from being accurate as to be utterly retarded.
7:This doesn't even deserve a response, but I will anyway. Iphone was developed in the US, constructed for mass marketing in China due to cheaper labor, because we are a capitalist country.
8:Nauru is the most overweight country in the world, by a large margin. Way to miss again, jackass.

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[x] ******* told
[x]made teranin's bitch for the entertainment of his fellow FJers.
#92 - sobjo (07/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The great thing about Norway is that we are not a member of the EU. But we have some ****** agreement with them (beacuse of trading etc.) so we still have to follow most of their rules without beeing able to vote on them.
User avatar #64 - awildniglet (07/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
America isn't as tan as it's usually portrayed in these comics
User avatar #71 to #64 - negitivzero (07/05/2013) [-]
This is one of the older ones. Starting on this one he is tan
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