this is my i-give-up-tus. I bought this cactus from Lowe's 5 years ago and after a year or so i wondered what cacti taste like so i cut out a small piece and at
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this is my i-give-up-tus

I bought this cactus from Lowe's 5 years ago and after a year or so i wondered what cacti taste like so i cut out a small piece and ate it. Ever since then, a branch grew with the small cut, and into that large limb lying on this windowsill. We were too lazy to re-plant it in a suitable pot so it kind of just sits there... suffering in spiny silence. Of course you can all use this as a reaction image, go to the first comment for the original picture, for all your captioning needs.

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Submitted: 07/04/2013
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User avatar #9 - iyr (07/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)

You're less nurturing than a desert.
#19 - pitch (07/05/2013) [-]
I think our cacti may be long lost twins seperated at birth.
#5 - fukyeahraptorr (07/04/2013) [-]
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#15 - taylorelise (07/05/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I just remember my cactus

I haven't watered him in over 3 years

#23 to #18 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
The fact that you can't tell proves that u havent been with a woman for a while (or never).
#14 - beanieman (07/05/2013) [-]
Erectile dysfunction affects 1 in 4.
#34 - badmonkey ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
#3 - flingwing (07/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
also here's this is you want the deluxe version
#28 - mattdoggy (07/05/2013) [-]
You have eaten its heart and gained its strength
welcome brother
User avatar #12 - samsaysbai ONLINE (07/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I cantus?

Okay I'm going to leave now...
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User avatar #31 - Kairyuka (07/05/2013) [-]
So... how did it taste?
#46 - flyingwalrusman (07/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
this thread is not an appropriate habitat for a cactus
#49 to #46 - deddead (07/05/2013) [-]
If you want it captioned
User avatar #30 - bitchplzzz (07/05/2013) [-]
I cantus
#16 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
so.. are you telling us how it tasted now? pretty please?
#1 - flingwing (07/04/2013) [-]
It's not safe to go alone, take this.
#24 - jewishcommienazi **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#53 - symedol (07/05/2013) [-]
I bought a small cactus a while ago from Wilkos, they'd actually glued a couple fake flowers onto it to make it more appealing..
#42 - simules (07/05/2013) [-]
My aunt once owned a cactus that everyone in my family hated, just coming close to it and the bastard would shot needles into you. It seriously scarred my dad when he was a kid and his friends when they would try to destroy the thing ( I mean any possible method available to a sensible person like smashing it with a hammer) but end up with horrible needle wounds. 20 years later my dad and his friends discovered that my aunt had kept the same cactus when they moved, so they got boiling hot liquid tar and poured it over the entire freaken thing. Guess what, it was still alive, after mutilating it and torturing it for a while they finally threw it out. Rumor is that somewhere it northern Italy it still lurks.... Pic not related.
User avatar #40 - hairydickfarts (07/05/2013) [-]
"i wondered what cacti taste like so i cut out a small piece and ate it." WELL..?
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