Programmer Problems. . THE PROBLEM ABOUT BEING A PROGRAMMER My mom said: Haney. please my to the market and buy 1 bottle of milk. If they have eggs, bring " I c
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Programmer Problems

THE PROBLEM ABOUT
BEING A PROGRAMMER
My mom said:
Haney. please my to the market and buy 1 bottle of
milk. If they have eggs, bring "
I came back with q bottles of milk-
She said: "Why the hell did you buy IE battles of
milk?"
I said: "BECAUSE THEY HAD EGGS!!!!"
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Submitted: 07/04/2013
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#4 - remorce (07/05/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Well time to prepare for all the

"lololololololol

boolean eggs;
int milk=1;
string op;

if(eggs == true && op = "faggot"){
milk = 6;
}"

Yes, hypocritical, I know.



User avatar #1 - settlwlvs (07/04/2013) [-]
So true.
#2 - rotaryking ONLINE (07/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The problems of not being a programmer:

Someone posted a joke on Funnyjunk. I didn't get it.
#3 to #2 - nhk (07/05/2013) [-]
With programming you have to be very specific or else something will go wrong. In this situation their mom didn't specify 6 eggs. The quantity modifier was still tacked onto the milk.
#44 - naziyahtzee (07/05/2013) [-]
Well I think the real problem about being a programmer is still living with your mum...
#12 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My mom says : "Honey, please go to the market, buy some milk and while you're there, take eggs.

The child never returned.
User avatar #27 to #12 - ghettograndpa (07/05/2013) [-]
''My mom says:''

''The child never returned''

What...?
User avatar #35 - darkdragonswrath (07/05/2013) [-]
"battles of milk"
awesome
#6 - DarkRyter (07/05/2013) [-]
Probably wouldn't have compiled in the first place.
#5 - daggry (07/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
People still buy milk in a bottle?
User avatar #8 to #5 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
Not everyone has bags.
+1
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#41 to #38 - unlikely (07/05/2013) [-]
For people who don't get programming, let me explain it by writing it in programming syntax?
Helpful? unlikely ;)
#34 - gongthehawkeye (07/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I don't get it
I don't get it
User avatar #36 to #34 - exclamation (07/05/2013) [-]
The way the mother says to bring 6 eggs implies she wants 6 bottles of milk.
#55 - anonymous (11/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
mehaw mehaw mehaw! i dont understand the joke so i'm going to cry about how dumb i am in the comment section! mehaw mehaw mehaw! I'm a ******* idiot!
#49 - buttholee (07/05/2013) [-]
MFW the last one
MFW the last one
#47 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
That's more of a smart ass than a programmer
#46 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
No the problem is being an unemployed virgin nerd who chances are lives in his parents basement because he can't find STEADY work. Sure you find work here or there but you still live paycheck to paycheck. It's not really a reliable source of income. And also like I said you're a ******* loser...
User avatar #30 - whiplasher (07/05/2013) [-]
On a related note, is PHP similar to C++ and **** ? I started reading a book about web development (it teaches XHTML, MySQL, and PHP) and I heard it's easy to learn PHP if you know C++(I don't know C++ either, though).
#26 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
failers, what really would happen is that he would return '6', because it was never defined what to bring 6 of.
User avatar #22 - dookaargetman (07/05/2013) [-]
As my computer teacher said with a great passion: Computers (and children in this case) do what you tell them to, no more, no less.
User avatar #19 - asmodeu (07/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
How come we !(have programmer channel) ?
#11 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
English Major problems
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