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#1 - anonymous (07/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Better than actually learning
#5 - geometric (07/04/2013) [-]
when the teacher doesn't give homework.
when the teacher doesn't give homework.
#11 - gameshredder (07/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Allow me to tell you the story of a teacher who never taught.   
   
>Friend takes German class   
>He never wanted to take the German class   
>Parents forced him to   
>German teacher was some dude who owned a few cats   
>Was obsessed with the cats   
>Never stopped talking about them   
>Always showed his students pictures of the cats   
>Always told the students about the cats   
>About 20% of the actual school year was his teaching German   
>Final exam came up   
>Friend learned nothing from his teacher   
>Only knew a few phrases to describe his cats   
>Everyone was stressed about the test   
>Everyone scored below 50% because they didn't learn half the 						****					   
>There was an Essay   
>Everyone pretty much wrote about the teacher's cats in German cause it's all they knew how to say   
   
Teacher was fired, and everyone got to pass the course because of the corrupt teacher.
Allow me to tell you the story of a teacher who never taught.

>Friend takes German class
>He never wanted to take the German class
>Parents forced him to
>German teacher was some dude who owned a few cats
>Was obsessed with the cats
>Never stopped talking about them
>Always showed his students pictures of the cats
>Always told the students about the cats
>About 20% of the actual school year was his teaching German
>Final exam came up
>Friend learned nothing from his teacher
>Only knew a few phrases to describe his cats
>Everyone was stressed about the test
>Everyone scored below 50% because they didn't learn half the ****
>There was an Essay
>Everyone pretty much wrote about the teacher's cats in German cause it's all they knew how to say

Teacher was fired, and everyone got to pass the course because of the corrupt teacher.
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User avatar #7 to #6 - theseventhmirror (07/05/2013) [-]
Bitch that is a Captain ******* Underpants picture.
Captain Underpants was the **** .
User avatar #3 - Rikari (07/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Used to do this, hoping teachers would forget to pass out homework.
#23 - infinitereaper ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
I think the worst of it is when they preach their own personal values and beliefs and try to impose them on kids.    
   
I had one blond teacher who was such a total tool. Sometimes it was about virginity, other times about the glory of the pharmaceutical industry, the sexiness of college, or why everyone should just be 						****					 ton happy all the time because life is just peachy rainbows and sunshine.    
   
To be fair she was a health teacher, but 						****					 me if she actually taught any health related material.   
   
There was one teacher who liked to rant about god and why atheism was the true way.   
   
Some people just go on and on with their life lessons and yada yada.   
   
And there was this one guy who really liked trees. He would go on about the most random of things, like blenders. Funny thing is that I learned a hell of a lot in his computer class.
I think the worst of it is when they preach their own personal values and beliefs and try to impose them on kids.

I had one blond teacher who was such a total tool. Sometimes it was about virginity, other times about the glory of the pharmaceutical industry, the sexiness of college, or why everyone should just be **** ton happy all the time because life is just peachy rainbows and sunshine.

To be fair she was a health teacher, but **** me if she actually taught any health related material.

There was one teacher who liked to rant about god and why atheism was the true way.

Some people just go on and on with their life lessons and yada yada.

And there was this one guy who really liked trees. He would go on about the most random of things, like blenders. Funny thing is that I learned a hell of a lot in his computer class.

User avatar #8 - redbullfanatic (07/05/2013) [-]
i had a math teacher in 6th grade who never actually taught us anything, she just bitched about her life
#19 - feelythefeel ONLINE (07/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
At least your teacher doesn't focus the whole course on conspiracy theories in a mandatory class.
User avatar #27 - thedutchs (07/05/2013) [-]
We were allowed to say whatever the hell we wanted in German class as long as we said it in German.

Language should be taught like that.
User avatar #29 - rawrimdaisy (07/05/2013) [-]
My geography teacher used to sit there talking about her nails, her husband and Made In Chelsea every single lesson and because I was failing I used to just get on with the work while she was talking and one lesson she just goes "I don't know why some people are coming to me talking about bad grades when they are scribbling when the teacher is talking!". I was so ******* pissed.
#28 - zamka ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
My 9th grade math teacher looked like Kaz from MGSV trailer, especially in this picture, he literally looks like him in this pic (except the hat and the coat).
he would come to class, sits there for exactly 10 minutes, not talking, not moving, and no one in class dares to side-talk because he always wears black shades, and nobody knows where he's looking, then after 10 minutes he stands up, give us a lesson for 10 minutes, and then takes his leave.
User avatar #25 - gurtol (07/05/2013) [-]
My Art teacher would stop the class for half an hour to tell us what she did on the weekend and then shout at us for being behind on our work...
User avatar #21 - falconxmard (07/05/2013) [-]
My geometry teacher would spend 80% of the class speaking on off-topic material, so I always ended up having to do classwork along with homework at my house. I think more 75% of the class had a C or worse.
User avatar #20 - theblacksheep (07/05/2013) [-]
I actually had some interesting teachers in my high school. Chem teacher had a PhD from Minnesota, Physics teacher worked at NASA, Spanish teachers that are fluent or near fluent in both Spanish and French, although french is being worked out of the system. Now the history teachers... I feel bad or students going through them.. constant busy work and binder checks.
#18 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
I liked it when my teachers would talk to us about their opinions and lives. It's not like it was just the teacher standing up there talking about himself/herself - the entire class (except for the kids who were "too cool for school" and the ones who were complete ******** to all the teachers) would have discussions that usually had nothing to do with learning. Sure, my main priority and focus was to learn, but I enjoyed getting to know my teachers. If you try to get to know your teachers, you'll find that some of them are pretty amazing people.
#16 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
I had a sub in 6th grade that was born in poland during the holocaust. She had some pretty interesting stories.
User avatar #15 - marooned (07/05/2013) [-]
In my 10th grade English class we just watched Mean Girls and Twilight Zone episodes every day... Except for one day... We watched The Burbs
#26 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
Hey. It means less school.
#10 - rshanebarnes (07/05/2013) [-]
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