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(07/05/2013) [-]

Chris Webby is my favorite rapper right now.

He's attractive, clean, and nice(unlike every metal band) and releases all but one album for free. He does what he does because he loves it (unlike all the metal bands who see the metal fans will bandwagon everything they put out because they are fedora wearing neckbeards).
Plus rappers are more "brutal" than metal bands. Metal bands never are in the violence they write about and brag about, while rappers (Kendrick lamar, Joey Badass, Cage, have been in actual deep ****.)
Ever wonder why metal fans don't get girls? it's because of your long greasy hair and you being the epitome of beta. Might wanna knock that fedora off too. It went out of style in the 20s.

So tell me, metal fans, why doesn't metal suck?

#695 to #106 - anon id: 27d62a56

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(05/03/2014) [-]

I know you are faking but I seriously hope the other people are faking too else I am kind of dissapointed. Daryl, ferret, teo... Almost everything they say is incredibly twisted.

#696 to #695 - yeezus

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(05/28/2014) [-]

yeah they were

#685 to #106 - awesomerninjathing

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(07/06/2013) [-]

lol

#596 to #106 - metalmind

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(07/05/2013) [-]

We've got a masochist here. Posting Rap on a Metal thread, I mean come on.

#582 to #106 - anon id: 40a5ea97

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(07/05/2013) [-]

HURRRRRR STOP ENJOYING THINGS !!!!

#520 to #106 - tomorrowsnightmare

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(07/05/2013) [-]

I want to tear you limb from limb and that's probably the reaction you wanted so you win.

#480 to #106 - hellsjester

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(07/05/2013) [-]

do you even Pantera bro?

lead singer was shot to death by random ******** douchebag nutsack. fans of music brutally beat the gunner to death immediately after shot goes off. rapper gets shot and the gunner is escorted to prison. so tell me again how rap is more violent.

rap has three things they always sing about
bitches, thuggen, and money. nothing else. find one rap song with out one of these things i dare you. and name one rap song that doesn't heavily overuse bass as their only source of instrumentation. there are 10x the amount of "rappers" out there that say they are thug but in reality they don't have a legit contract and don't get **** and stay on welfare. shut up gtfo

#644 to #480 - ferrettamer

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(07/05/2013) [-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9-eKhCukW8
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uEJi0x-49E
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6KNi3iyfGE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVLMFXbBdZY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=06hYzFqIBzs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=To3JBJAu14g
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhdHwphvhxU
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pqiqrnZE44

Gee, that sure was hard. None of these rap about drugs either

#682 to #644 - yeezus

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(07/06/2013) [-]

Whenever I make fake ignorant posts it always brings the real ignorant people out like hellsjester lel

#683 to #682 - ferrettamer

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(07/06/2013) [-]

Yeah. They may just be mad though, and not actually believe what they are typing

#502 to #480 - sonicg

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(07/05/2013) [-]

Even Country Music has more 'Hardcore' people than Rap.

#362 to #106 - danzeebass **User deleted account**

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#477 to #362 - sonicg

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(07/05/2013) [-]

hue

cadenza

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#333 to #106 - lamarsmithgot

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(07/05/2013) [-]

Let's say i've never heard of the 2 genres. If i had to choose between betafags and wiggers, i'd go with the former.

#354 to #333 - teoberry

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(07/05/2013) [-]

Then you're a ******* retard.

#435 to #354 - lamarsmithgot

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(07/05/2013) [-]

Gee, I think you're a swell guy too.

#307 to #106 - anon id: cb315918

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(07/05/2013) [-]

This metalhead doesn't "get girls" because she's straight.
Any guy with long hair is 10 times more attractive to me than that guy.

#256 to #106 - sonicg

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(07/05/2013) [-]

Because those that listen to Metal can wear a hat correctly.

#260 to #256 - yeezus

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But metalfags don't wear hats other than fedoras.

#312 to #260 - anon id: cb315918

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(07/05/2013) [-]

What? I think you're confusing metalheads with hipsters. I've never seen a metalhead wear a fedora.

#270 to #260 - sonicg

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(07/05/2013) [-]

1. Bandanas, Ball Caps, skull-caps and 8-point Covers are considered hats you know.
2. At least they don't insult the military (of any country).

#273 to #270 - yeezus

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(07/05/2013) [-]

STFU and Look, I'm sick and tired of yall critisizing 50. I know EVERYTHING there is to know about 50 Cent. He is the best rapper out there, and if you don't think so, well you don't know music and you don't even listen to all of 50 Cent's songs. Some of the songs may be a little nasty but that isn't all he raps about. He sings about violence bacause he had somuch of it in his life! i mean he DID see his mother be murdered. and he sings about drugs sometimes because he dealed crack at a young age. he lost a lot of loved ones at a very young age too. he didn't start dealing drugs until that happened. Maybe you all should give his music a chance- by one of his cds. One day, i will meet 50 and tell him all about what i think. 50 Cent is the best!

#279 to #273 - sonicg

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(07/05/2013) [-]

When you learn to use proper grammar, spelling and punctuation, I might consider not throwing anything related to ****** noise into a burning pile. Until then, you must realize that you are highly outnumbered here by those who actually have some relative idea of what music really is. But judging by your idolization of some goofy looking blue-gum that sells crack, I'm sure it'll be a very long time before you pull your head out of your ass and your taste evolves to something other than ****.

#462 to #279 - teoberry

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(07/05/2013) [-]

Yep, you're a confirmed faggot who wants to be tough. First off, the subtle racism. It's clear the black football players in high school beat up your nerd ass every day. Secondly, the music superiority. Screaming isn't music. Rappers are clear, and they have a message. Metal is 40 year old men who have hit rock bottom screaming about weird-ass fantasies they'll never get to live.

#474 to #462 - sonicg

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Actually, I played Football throughout Middle School and High School, I was also on the Wrestling and Track Teams. The fact that I watch a T.V. show and play a videogame has nothing to do with being 'bullied', which in all honesty, almost never happened. On another note, we didn't have any black kids in my schools, in any case, I'm only racist toward ******* and spics, black people and mexicans are fine. Hell, by your logic, I could say you were molested as a kid because you like the Fallout channel, sure it makes no sense, but that's teoberry logic ain't it? Wanna know what I think is funny? Some little wigger like your buddy 'yeezus' had to go call one of his 'homies' because he couldn't take getting swarmed by a mass of people who managed to go out and experiment with music as opposed to sucking the dicks of MTV CEO's and holding on to their ideas of 'cool'. As far as forty year old guys at rock bottom screaming about weird-ass fantasies, I'm fairly certain 'Rap' has that more than covered with their 'ICP'.

#464 to #462 - teoberry

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(07/05/2013) [-]

You're also a brony and you play LoL. I know the bullying part is correct now.

#336 to #279 - yeezus

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(07/05/2013) [-]

#143 to #106 - gothdino

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(07/05/2013) [-]

I think it's trying to communicate.

#140 to #106 - cheyennecookie

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(07/05/2013) [-]

I have seen way more metalheads get girls than rap fans. just throwing that little life fact out there.

#356 to #140 - teoberry

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(07/05/2013) [-]

If by 'get girls', you mean rape a chick in the mosh, then yeah. You're right. Rap fans are usually fit, and pretty good looking. Metal fans are too fat, too skinny, and have long ass greaser hair.

#561 to #356 - cheyennecookie

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(07/05/2013) [-]

also heard more cases from girls where it was a swaggot rap asshole dude. Every metalhead I have ever met has been pretty cool, and wouldn't do **** like that.

#322 to #140 - blanketandpillow

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(07/05/2013) [-]

In my school, metalheads tend to date other metalheads, rap fans tend to date other rap fans, and same for any other genres.

#148 to #140 - yeezus

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(07/05/2013) [-]

#132 to #106 - skinless

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(07/05/2013) [-]

im not gonna lie, you just wrote and showed me a picture of possibly the gayest ******* thing i've ever seen.

but tell me, when has a rapper killed anyone honorably? its always from behind, paying others to do it, or a drive by. never face to face always a pussy hit and run. This guy right here is varg vikernes. he burned multiple churches and killed someone planning to kill him face to face. stabbed him with glass and i think a knife. Hes the lead vocalist of burzum and hes smiling after being told hes quilty of murder.

Real ******* brutal compared to some white boy with a snapback

#459 to #132 - teoberry

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(07/05/2013) [-]

How is that fag brutal? He's a mentally deranged piece of ****, and y'all look up to him? Kendrick, Game, most of Deathrow, Eazy-E, Proof, hell, even Chief Keef have been in the poorest of the poor areas. They've seen brutal ****. Not some ****** up terrorist retard.

#310 to #132 - anon id: cb315918

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(07/05/2013) [-]

No, he IS Burzum.

#158 to #132 - ferrettamer

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(07/05/2013) [-]

>burning down churches
Now that is what I call edgy.

#161 to #158 - skinless

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(07/05/2013) [-]

its edgy to stand up for what you think is right?

#349 to #161 - matthewfuckingmain

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(07/05/2013) [-]

So burning churches is alright if you think that religion is wrong? So I guess you support people that bomb abortion clinics right?

#168 to #161 - ferrettamer

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I'm assuming you are talking about what you were saying in #145. If so, yes that's ******* edgy. How on earth is that right, something that happened to your ancestors, what, 100s of years ago and getting revenge? Blacks were enslaved by whites, they don't go around killing every white person they see, and most of this site think the blacks who say **** like "we deserve it because you enslaved us" are retarded. Same goes for the native-Americans who act like that.

#172 to #168 - skinless

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it was his choice, i don't know ever detail but he thought it was right and so did others, i imagine he dosen't care if a bunch of kids on an image board site care if we call him edgy

#177 to #172 - ferrettamer

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(07/05/2013) [-]

Well, no, he likely doesn't give a **** what we say about him, but if he is smiling about killing somebody and getting sent to jail, then he is either insane or edgy.
And he wasn't saying that Chris Webby was "brutal", he was saying the other three were. Only Cage is white, and he doesn't wear a snapback, and his early life/childhood was pretty bad, and he had a mad drug problem. Kendrick Lamar grew up in Compton, so that's pretty self-explanatory. I don't know Joey Badass' back story though, don't feel like googling it

#180 to #177 - skinless

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(07/05/2013) [-]

i will say he is insane or just doesn't give a ****, either or but i sorta overreacted so muh bad

#173 to #172 - skinless

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(07/05/2013) [-]

*every

#134 to #132 - daryldixon

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(07/05/2013) [-]

Oh ******* wow. Someone killed innocent people. Wow they are so brutal dude i should respect them even more.

This is why metal is a **** genre and has the ******** fans.

holy **** you don't even know how far off the edgy meter you are right now.

#141 to #134 - skinless

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"innocent" uhh the guy he killed was planning to kill him retard actually do your homework before calling me "edgy"

#142 to #141 - daryldixon

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(07/05/2013) [-]

>burning down churches

#147 to #142 - gothdino

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(07/05/2013) [-]

What about churches?

#145 to #142 - skinless

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yeah burning down churches...which from the looks of it you still haven't done your homework, the Christians burned down holy lands in Norway in the past and built there churches on them. They had it coming

#456 to #145 - rokkarokkaali

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(07/05/2013) [-]

Yeah I remember when Christians came over and took my country's land 300 years ago. I was a wee lad but I remember it. Ever since then, I made it a vow to kill all Christians because they're guilty for what others did 300 years ago.

#154 to #145 - daryldixon

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(07/05/2013) [-]

holy **** can you get anymore edgy? bro just go listen to some anal cunt.

#156 to #154 - skinless

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so you lose an argument and now cal me edgy again. clever bro clever

#160 to #156 - daryldixon

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I didn't lose the argument. I just stopped talking about it because how ****** your ******* logic is. You really need to stop being edgy kid.

#165 to #160 - skinless

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either way its just music i don't kn ow why i get into these stupid comment wars, whatever have a nice day daryl

#167 to #165 - daryldixon

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(07/05/2013) [-]

We're not even talking about music. You're talking about how cool and brutal some guy is for killing people and burning down churches.

you're edgy.

#169 to #167 - skinless

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(07/05/2013) [-]

im trying to be cool with you here and your still being a douche

but i know im edgy, but your pretty edgy yourself

#170 to #169 - daryldixon

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(07/05/2013) [-]

Did you even do your grammar homework kid? Or were you too busy being edgy listening to pots and pans clash together and someone yelling into a mic?

#301 to #170 - Nigger

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(07/05/2013) [-]

Brix, leave the edgy kids alone.
They don't like it when you tell the truth.

#441 to #301 - yeezus

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(07/05/2013) [-]

are you jettom>?

#611 to #441 - Nigger

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Who r u?

#584 to #441 - jettom

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Nah

#314 to #301 - daryldixon

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Nah. Too fun.

#129 to #106 - leglesslegolegolas

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(07/05/2013) [-]

I just don't like a lot of metal fans and their constant wars over what's "metal" and what isn't.

#642 to #129 - anon id: cb315918

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Every genre has those.

#127 to #106 - drainbramage

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I don't really listen to music, so I'm neutral to all genres, but basically, you're a bit of a twat. You're grouping in autism with a ribbon and metal heads together, which is highly inaccurate. A large majority of my friends are huge metal heads and most of them do have long hair, but not all of them do and not a single one of them has greasy hair, and most of them have girlfriends, so, you don't find the "metal look" to be attractive, many people do, I don't find the rapper image to be attractive and I will avoid anyone who follows that particular style, for example, the man in your picture looks like a complete and utter douchebag. Now, I hate fedora's as much as the next guy, but if you're going to say that the're out of fashion, why post a picture of someone with a backwards cap? That went out of style too.

And saying that there aren't any metal bands that are attractive, clean or nice is complete ********, since most people in metal bands are actually very friendly, a lot of people find them attractive and only a select few take any kind of drugs, as do rappers

A huge part of a metal concert is the audience beating the **** out of each other, and rappers are much more brutal, right? With their "oh no, daddy left home and I got in with a bad group of people" that **** can happen to anyone.

Also, people in metal bands do it because they love it too, on the flip side of what you said, I could say that rap fans will bandwagon everything they put out because they are snapback wearing swaggots.

It's a two-way street, dumbass.

#313 to #127 - punnyjunky

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(07/05/2013) [-]

congratulations, you just got trolled by one of the most obvious trolls I've seen in a very long time. Seriously, that was maybe 3/10, and you fell for it.

#318 to #313 - drainbramage

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I argue with trolls all the time, no matter how obvious, I'm just having a little bit of fun, I find genuine joy from arguing with people, and the worse their arguments, the more fun I have, troll or not. I like seeing how far the can carry their persona, if they're going to be a troll and be stupid, I'm going to run with them just to see how long they're willing to keep it up.

#581 to #318 - arguments

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So the worse I am, the more fun you have? You sadistic person!

#323 to #318 - punnyjunky

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(07/05/2013) [-]

Whatever you say, but just know that you're validating the troll by arguing with it.

#373 to #323 - yeezus

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(07/05/2013) [-]

Smartest person in this thread

I thought I was being pretty obvious. I actually enjoy some metal.

#428 to #373 - angelodlt

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(07/05/2013) [-]

but, but, why would you go so far to troll

#429 to #428 - yeezus

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because metal fans are easy to mess with

#430 to #429 - angelodlt

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If they are so easy to mess with , whyd you put so much effort in it ?
it just looks like you put alot of effort into it

#432 to #430 - yeezus

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Cuz I wanted it to be obvious.
I guess it wasn't obvious enough

#433 to #432 - angelodlt

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i guess

#377 to #373 - punnyjunky

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Honestly some people are just sad. keep trolling, bro. Get some lulz out of people like this braindamaged guy.

#368 to #323 - anon id: e9d27718

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You can only validate a troll by getting bent out a shape by one. Making a well thought-out response for others to read is probably better than just ignoring them anyway.

#325 to #323 - drainbramage

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I don't really care, like I said before, I'm just having a little bit of fun.

#258 to #127 - yeezus

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I didnt even read that

but you is gay as **** my *****

#263 to #258 - drainbramage

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Well then, stop being illiterate, learn to read, then read it, since I make some pretty valid points.

Explain to me how I'm gay and I most certainly am not your "*****"

#266 to #263 - yeezus

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(07/05/2013) [-]

You is gay because you like dick

Have you seen me irl? I'm basically the epitome of male perfection, *****.
I got hunneds on hunneds of swag.

>pic related, my girlfriend.
And yes, I have nudes.

#592 to #266 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu

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Don't call people gay on FunnyJunk, there's nothing wrong with being gay (unless you're being a faggot.).

And by the way you know the rules right?
You have nudes, you post 'em.

#407 to #266 - fuckinniggers

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You're the biggest ******* faggot I think I have seen on this website, and I have seen plenty of faggots in my time.

#409 to #407 - yeezus

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I like how I already said I'm a troll and people are still falling for it

#436 to #409 - fuckinniggers

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I know and you pretty much suck dick at it.

#438 to #436 - yeezus

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I mean honestly, you thumbing that comment down pretty much shows it.

#437 to #436 - yeezus

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I think I was pretty successful. Look at yourself. Look at all the people I made mad.

#468 to #437 - fuckinniggers

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I actually never thumbed it down.

#272 to #266 - drainbramage

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I can assure you, I don't like dick.

I don't know where I would have seen you in real life, but you're probably some pasty white kid who thinks he's hot ****.

And saying that you have swag has mad you lose any kind of credibility, I doubt that's your girlfriend, but if it is, she's nothing to brag about.

#123 to #106 - TheVertigo

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Because Satan loves it? Duh.

#115 to #106 - tikledpikle

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**tikledpikle rolled a random image posted in comment #98 at importance of phonetics **

#107 to #106 - daryldixon

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(07/05/2013) [-]

tankthejackaltwo purpleladybugs

Back to the content 'metal '