Fucking Cyclist Man. this happens to me all the time and they always almost run into my car. the up thing is I would be at fault if they did. lollollol! lla! UK
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Fucking Cyclist Man

this **** happens to me all the time and they always almost run into my car. the ****** up thing is I would be at fault if they did

lollollol! lla! UK! A can
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User avatar #137 - KayRed ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
Red thumb me if you want, but I'm gonna say this. A cyclist does deserve privileges, because it is healthier, it is greener, and it is very difficult to kill a family of four by hitting them with a bike.
#135 - evilpotato (07/05/2013) [-]
I don't know what place you're at, because where in from, it's the cars being ******** to bikes. Every bike lane near a building has cars parked in it because the people are too damn lazy to park correctly. And people take rights on green without checking, even though obviously the bike and walking lane are going to be in the way, so the car should wait just a moment for them to pass. As if someone ***** up on either side, the bikers the one who gets hurt. Generally, a guy on a bike isn't going to be the ones making an illegal or dangerous move. The car drivers are more frequently the ******** of the road.
User avatar #138 to #135 - KayRed ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
Amen brother, amen.
User avatar #129 - xoyv (07/05/2013) [-]
...wait, aren't you supposed to cycle by the curb?
#125 - nsfwanon (07/05/2013) [-]
I cycle on roads because I can't afford a car, and drivers are even bigger ***** most of the time. They don't indicate to let me know where they're going, pull out on me even though I'm wearing a fluorescent in daylight and easily visible. And unless it's the dead of night I always obey traffic lights and signal which way I'm going. So we're not all **** .

Some cyclists are ***** too though, the amount of times I've been in a car and seen a cyclist do something dumb like riding in the middle of the ******* road doing 10 in a 30 zone is astronomical.



Tl;DR, Cyclists are ***** , Motorists are ***** , everyone's a **** !
#123 - lionti (07/05/2013) [-]
For me there is nothing worse than catching a train in peak hour Melbourne work rush times, and some whore walks on the train with a ******* bike and then sits in the disabled seats. MFW on the train going to work
#121 - satnaam (07/05/2013) [-]
**satnaam rolls 145**

and they got those ridiculous outfits on.
#120 - zombiefacepuncher (07/05/2013) [-]
now is that a bike joke (expects to be treated like a car) or a women joke (doesn't obey any traffic laws) either way well done
#116 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (07/05/2013) [-]
I usually treat them like dishwashers.
User avatar #113 - ishalltroll (07/05/2013) [-]
I ******* hate cyclists on the road. Everytime I see one i have the extreme urge to flatten them.
User avatar #107 - delphine (07/05/2013) [-]
I. Hate. That. So. Much.
I nearly hit someone on a bike yesterday on the highway. There were about six people biking on the side of the road. Were they single file? Oh nooo. They were all clustered and weaving over the white line into the car lane. And to top it off, there was a perfectly usable BIKE PATH right next to the highway. But no, they're too good for that, with their ugly biking outfit and dumb-shaped helmets that will neither make them any more aerodynamic nor save them from being hit by a car and their fricken $3000 racing bikes going the WRONG WAY. /rant
#106 - snaresinger (07/05/2013) [-]
Hang on a second though. I'm a cyclist, not by choice, but because I'm a broke-ass college student. Believe me when I say that I hate these kinds of 						********					 too.
Hang on a second though. I'm a cyclist, not by choice, but because I'm a broke-ass college student. Believe me when I say that I hate these kinds of ******** too.
#102 - JMF (07/04/2013) [-]
>Expects to be treated like a car
>Is a woman
#91 - anonymous (07/04/2013) [-]
why the **** should my streets lose parking because of some ******* bike path that decides to be put their instead? Like honestly for exercise just take the paths that go through parks. But for those that want to save money by biking everywhere, good luck when you're gonna have to pay for biking, it's gonna happen just watch. I'm gonna laugh when that day comes you cheap bastards
#90 - unclegrumpybastard (07/04/2013) [-]
Sup?
Sup?
#88 - quickstrike (07/04/2013) [-]
Leave the cyclists alone. They're saving the environment, unlike you gas guzzlers.
User avatar #134 to #88 - ImTheDude (07/05/2013) [-]
Found the cyclist
User avatar #109 to #88 - delphine (07/05/2013) [-]
No one has a problem with cyclists. I have a problem with ******* ******* cyclists that think they don't have to obey traffic laws and put their lives in danger and then it's the car driver's fault if they get hit.
#92 to #88 - bigscarygary (07/04/2013) [-]
Actually, the traffic jams caused by cyclists running lights and blocking lanes causes more gas to be wasted than if they just took the bus.
Actually, the traffic jams caused by cyclists running lights and blocking lanes causes more gas to be wasted than if they just took the bus.
#95 to #92 - quickstrike (07/04/2013) [-]
You just went full retard.

1. That statement is just retarded.
2. I'd say the cyclists that obey the rules outnumber those that do not.
3. I've never seen or heard of a cyclist causing "traffic" unless he was hit by a car, causing the road to be closed. Again, it's on the driver.

But yes you are correct in that Bus>Car
#96 to #95 - bigscarygary (07/04/2013) [-]
You like using the word retard. Do you know what that means?

Cyclists take up lanes, go slowly, make sudden turns, and expect cars to know what they're doing even though they won't use hand signals or stop at red lights.

I drive to downtown LA every day for work because the trains don't run late enough for me, and your statement that responsible cyclists outnumber irresponsible ones is completely false. The only group worse for city traffic than cyclists are homeless people who just wander into the intersections.
#98 to #96 - quickstrike (07/04/2013) [-]
Lol, let me tell you why there's traffic where you are. It's because you live in LA, retard .

I'm not surprised you don't cycle, you're American. You're fat and lazy and don't give a rats ass about the environment. Congrats, keep being an American!
#122 to #98 - bigscarygary (07/05/2013) [-]
See, this is why nobody takes you seriously.

Focus on the single issue--cyclists cause traffic in a system not designed for it, which hurts the environment. How does me pointing that out make me a retard?
#124 to #122 - quickstrike (07/05/2013) [-]
Please stop making yourself look like a fool. It's quite embarrassing.
#126 to #124 - bigscarygary (07/05/2013) [-]
If you can make a logical argument why I'm wrong, or you can say one respectful comment to someone who disagrees with you, I will bid you adieu. Honestly, I think your mother would be disappointed in you.
#140 to #126 - disappointed (07/05/2013) [-]
I'd be more disappointed in all these red thumbs.
#130 to #126 - quickstrike (07/05/2013) [-]
You: "Bikes cause traffic"

LOL. No. Cars cause traffic. Cyclists = less cars.

Please stop showing us all just how low your IQ is. You mad brah?
#133 to #130 - bigscarygary (07/05/2013) [-]
Jesus still loves you...even if you don't love yourself.
#103 to #98 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #86 - ominouswind (07/04/2013) [-]
I think the lightbulb is trying to spread cancer..
#85 - cutiepyro (07/04/2013) [-]
in denmark we have a million cyclists that obey the rules of the road and know exactly where the bicycle lane begins and ends
in denmark we have a million cyclists that obey the rules of the road and know exactly where the bicycle lane begins and ends
#82 - anonymoose (07/04/2013) [-]
Silly women, first they want to be treated like men, now cars.
Silly women, first they want to be treated like men, now cars.
User avatar #81 - berkut (07/04/2013) [-]
I won't mind smash her a couple of times.
#78 - anonymous (07/04/2013) [-]
yes

let us fat car people attack the well fit and toned cyclists

congratulations funnyjunk

you've successfully bitched about something else instead of actually being funny

jesus ******* christ get the sand out your *******
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