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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#9 - regeregechicken
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**regeregechicken rolled a random image posted in comment #235 at how to do your job right **
#264 to #9 - anon id: b891db09
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People rage too easily about memes.
#29 to #9 - biscuitsunited
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User avatar #99 to #9 - dafuckisthisshit
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the westboro baptist church and amys baking company are right in what they are doing
#285 to #99 - anon id: 306019e4
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Nope.
#102 to #99 - anon id: e1f4aab1
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i get (sort of) what you are saying with the WBC (not saying i agree with their point), but what does amy's baking company stand for? They're right in what exactly? Being owners of a bakery?
#234 to #9 - lomtura
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I don't like Obama, Romney should've won
#22 to #9 - anon id: 968d7d87
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I use internet explorer and it works fine for me.
#89 to #9 - nunubot
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**nunubot rolled a random comment #5123336 posted by oishiine at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** :Or this for that matter
**nunubot rolled a random comment #5123336 posted by oishiine at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** :
Or this for that matter
User avatar #213 to #9 - infedel
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i dont find sasha grey all that attractive
User avatar #104 to #9 - noseses
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i find the content on funnyjunk to be only vaguely humorous at best.
User avatar #80 to #9 - ompalomper
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i think africa should be forcefully taken over and be used for something useful instead of housing half-naked, uneducated wastes of space
User avatar #230 to #80 - rapsuskiller
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I´m pretty sure you, some days, are a half-naked, uneducated waste of space.
User avatar #262 to #230 - ompalomper
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touché
#88 to #9 - mariamental
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I hate fat people.
#34 to #9 - roddor
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#56 to #9 - ellwood
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Jennifer lawrence just isn't all that attractive to me.
User avatar #84 to #56 - stegovii
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Alright now that's just crossing the line
User avatar #270 to #84 - ellwood
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sorry
User avatar #54 to #9 - bladeboy
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Harry potter is boring and the fandom is annoying
User avatar #252 to #9 - chezburgadominator
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I don't like Doctor Who.
User avatar #238 to #9 - chucknorrisTHEGAME
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I don't like Emma Stone
User avatar #79 to #9 - badthing
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OP is a heterosexual.
#175 to #9 - anon id: 5b4a7926
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i love obama.
#101 to #9 - jackassalope
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I think that anyone who actually believes that the Bible/Qur'an is the word of god is a gullable retard.
#65 to #9 - anon id: 62a6c734
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my opinion *roll comment*
#66 to #65 - anon id: 62a6c734
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****
User avatar #83 to #66 - blobboy
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**blobboy rolled a random comment #5130430 posted by sirblane at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** :
night

Heres one fot you, pal.
User avatar #115 to #9 - neonnurse
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Pepsi is better than coke.
User avatar #288 to #9 - fukkentyranitar
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I think Initial D is better than DBZ.
#194 to #9 - azinfoo
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I dislike Doctor Who and the "Whovians" who never shut up.
#292 to #9 - dennymyman
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I think Nicolas Cage is a great actor, and i loved him in Ghost Rider.
User avatar #94 to #9 - willindor
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I hate drugs and people who use them.
#57 to #9 - dalgaard
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I dont like chicks with dicks... Seriously whats the hype of that ****?
#81 to #57 - blobboy
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Hallelujah.
Hallelujah.
#86 to #81 - dalgaard
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I know right? I mean seriously. I am not even kidding. I really want to know why the hell people find that **** attractive ._.
#105 to #86 - javalavalay **User deleted account**
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It's the Cuteness of the face and body,    
   
not the penis maan, Not the penis
It's the Cuteness of the face and body,

not the penis maan, Not the penis
#120 to #105 - dalgaard
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So only transexuals has a cute face and body?
User avatar #169 to #57 - nortledrones
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You better not go on the furry board.
#171 to #169 - dalgaard
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I've been there
User avatar #82 to #9 - gokombwantu
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I heavily dislike anime
#119 to #82 - noodleofrassilon
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" I heavily dislike TV ", " I really hate books", " I can't stand food "
That's how you sound, Anime isn't a genre. I can't stand generic action anime but there are some really good TV shows that happened to be animated by Japanese people.
Deathnote
Monster
Future Diary
When They Cry
No. 6
Guilty Crown, and many more
#286 to #119 - anon id: 306019e4
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Grow up.
#287 to #286 - noodleofrassilon
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I really don't see how I'm being immature
#289 to #287 - anon id: 306019e4
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You're defending anime. Don't be a ******* child.
#290 to #289 - noodleofrassilon
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I like good Television shows, and there are few good anime. I don't care if it's anime or not, if it's good TV it's good TV. I don't understand how Not-being a willfully ignorant asshole is being childish.
#164 to #119 - anon id: 20090cf1
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That's what anime is, dude.
#283 to #9 - Jesusnipples
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I'm not a brony, but I don't find them as annoying as lots of other people do.
I have no interest in Minecraft.
I liked Majora's Mask better than I liked Ocarina of Time, although I love the **** out of them both.
I don't give a **** about the Westboro Baptist Church, mainly because they thrive on making people mad and as long as that's all they're doing (not like bombing gay pride parades or anything) then I don't think they're a huge problem.
User avatar #152 to #9 - bumbie
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pokemon is bad
#257 to #9 - anon id: 5c4fcf85
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Women's bodies have a way of shutting down legitiment rape
User avatar #128 to #9 - frenchgenocide
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Matt Smith is better than David Tennant
#244 to #9 - anon id: 6044fda8
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The USA is a ****** up country.
User avatar #113 to #9 - whatsgoodyo
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I don't think bacon tastes good
#222 to #9 - collegedood
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**collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #124 at As seen by a father. **
i believe teen pregnancy significantly drops after the age of 25!
#90 to #9 - thehawkeye
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**thehawkeye rolled a random comment #5129398 posted by russianbro at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** :
maybe
in my opinion...
User avatar #182 to #9 - lizardnigger
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Bulbasaur is the best
User avatar #263 to #9 - wtfduud
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I think Obama is a great president.
#170 to #9 - anon id: 8f76ecb3
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Homosexuality is a mental illness.
User avatar #202 to #9 - Keril
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NSA did nothing wrong.
#87 to #9 - mariamental
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**mariamental rolled a random comment #683518 posted by yeorgh at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** :
    
My opinion
**mariamental rolled a random comment #683518 posted by yeorgh at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** :

My opinion
User avatar #68 to #9 - skydiving
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I like blowjobs are gross and I'd never give one to my boyfriend.
User avatar #69 to #68 - skydiving
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God ******* dammit *think
#74 to #69 - xxitzchubbsxx
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nvm this comment hadn't loaded for me.
User avatar #75 to #74 - skydiving
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Okee.
#124 to #68 - markonj
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Yeah I totes understand if I was a girl I'd never put my lips around a dick as I wouldn't eat a pussy now. I have once and it doesn't taste good.
#103 to #68 - anon id: e1f4aab1
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have you ever tried?
It's fine though, not like your relationship can fall apart from it. (not being sarcastic, just read this and sounded sarcastc, it isn't)
#73 to #68 - xxitzchubbsxx
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what?
User avatar #24 to #9 - angelious
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the general population of the planet earth harbors negative feelings towards the animation series dragon ball z
User avatar #30 to #9 - ifuhq
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People should stop playing Pokemon, it's for kids.
#121 to #30 - noodleofrassilon
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You Don't stop playing because you grow old
you grow old because you stop playing
#111 to #30 - anon id: 1c9dc4bd
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Including kids?
User avatar #266 to #111 - ifuhq
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Especially kids
#21 to #9 - butiloveu
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We should stop complaining about westboro baptist church and support it instant.
So everyone can go to hell and we all meet us again.
User avatar #271 to #9 - fedegon
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The Last of Us was okay.
#276 to #9 - angelmatvey
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The Xbox One isn't that bad.    
I like Tumblr posts.    
Rage faces are okay sometimes.    
Porn is kind of gross.    
Video games aren't healthy and kids shouldn't be allowed to play them.    
Everyone should watch Doctor Who and read Homestuck.    
Comic Sans is a nice and friendly font.
The Xbox One isn't that bad.
I like Tumblr posts.
Rage faces are okay sometimes.
Porn is kind of gross.
Video games aren't healthy and kids shouldn't be allowed to play them.
Everyone should watch Doctor Who and read Homestuck.
Comic Sans is a nice and friendly font.
#284 to #276 - anon id: 306019e4
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Had to thumb you down for the Homestuck thing. Homestuck is cancer.
User avatar #293 to #284 - angelmatvey
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I put it there because people think it's cancer. That was sort of the point. But okay.
#294 to #293 - anon id: 36fa5087
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Hey, there's always suicide, poopdick.
User avatar #279 to #276 - ilovei
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Kids shouldn't be allowed to play rated M games, borderline rated T games
User avatar #268 to #9 - alwaysreadthetags
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The OP isn't a faggot. He's actually a really cool guy.
User avatar #220 to #9 - xldarkking
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I have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
#232 to #220 - missionary
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you called?
User avatar #228 to #220 - fuzzysixx
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You sick ****. People like you should be slowly murdered.
#258 to #9 - greensky
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I think Harry Potter is **** :o
I think Harry Potter is **** :o
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#132 to #9 - tragono **User deleted account**
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Homestuck isn't worse than cancer.
Homestuck isn't worse than cancer.
User avatar #117 to #9 - thascomrad
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Breivik did nothing wrong
User avatar #107 to #9 - amanaman
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9gag is better than funnyjunk
#125 to #107 - thascomrad
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"Le 9gag start le war agianst le FJ le le le"
No **** that
#278 to #125 - infernis
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User avatar #45 to #9 - captnnorway
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I don't like food. If I could live on bread and cheese I would.
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#100 to #77 - anon id: e1f4aab1
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I think there are far more disturbing issues with some grown men other than watching harmless cartoons
User avatar #98 to #77 - birthdaybrony
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I think it's weird too but I still do.
User avatar #20 - monkee
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Many lesbians refuse to buy penis shaped dildos, and instead choose items which do not resemble the male genitalia. Their anatomy is to blame if you ask why they still want penetration. Also, this whole thing about lesbians dressing up as men? They are wearing gender neutral clothes because they reject the idea of the feminine ideal. Just so happens that if you refuse to wear girly colours, styles or haircuts, you look more masculine.

Of course this doesn't fit in with the women hating cesspool that this site is turning into, so I doubt these statements will be popular.
User avatar #71 to #20 - yunablade
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Kinda hard to complain about lesbians at any point if I continually watch their porn.
#133 to #20 - syndromes
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Any more negligible nuisances at your disposal?
#148 to #20 - anon id: e195f62a
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So arguing against feminists = hating women? Okay.
User avatar #59 to #20 - parralax
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Well what the **** will they use then if it isn't going to be penis shaped? A ******* prosthetic foot?
User avatar #112 to #59 - neonnurse
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They make weird dildos shaped like large hot dogs/sausages
I know this for, uh, medical reasons
#61 to #20 - thesnackthatsmiles
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"Anatomy is to blame"    
That's the point
"Anatomy is to blame"
That's the point
User avatar #185 to #20 - jajathezombie
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This lesbian thanks you. Also, not all lesbians have dildos or are even into penetration. I've only ever been with one girl who preferred a vibrator. I have one for personal use, but it's really small, like 3 inches, because I don't like anything bigger.
#203 to #185 - anon id: efd393f6
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Ann Summers' bullet vibrator. I highly recommend.
User avatar #23 to #20 - makomirocket
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we arn't a women hating cesspool, we are a self-righteous, unintelligent, hypocritical, feminist hating cesspool
#38 to #23 - anon id: 489177de
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This is absolutely accurate. You are a cesspool of the self-righteous, unintelligent, hypocritical, and you hate feminists, along with all other women, minorities, and lbgt people.
User avatar #85 to #38 - sexybarracuda
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Get a load of this fag
User avatar #51 to #38 - timmywankenobi
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wrong we hate feminisim which is a ideal not a real physical thing women are real physical people and FJ loves women though mostly for anatomical reasons. also FJ thinks lesibans are hot so yeah. FJ does go a bit far with the black people jokes though but that doesn't mean FJ is racist.
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User avatar #134 to #55 - timmywankenobi
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nope it is the version of feminisim shown by the leaders of the movements actions rather then the version that they only show in words. look for yourself at what orginisations at the top of the feminists ladder do rather then what they say and the picture will become clear to you.
User avatar #210 to #134 - violentpixi
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Just because they shout the loudest, it doesn't mean they are the majority.

Radical feminism is ridiculous and makes up a minor percentage of feminist ideology. By technicality, anyone who believes women deserve rights equal to men is a feminist.
User avatar #214 to #210 - timmywankenobi
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I believe women should have equal responsibilities too so feminist hate me.
yes radicals make up a small portion only but their are more radical tinking feminsts at the top(as in poloticans and judges and prosecutors) then regular moderate or equalists feminists. thats why over the last 20 years the many laws and even to some extent the media and parts of the government have become very misandric.
#216 to #214 - anon id: e195f62a
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timmy wank enobi
User avatar #215 to #214 - violentpixi
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I'm English so I don't have that problem. Also, more likely there are way more feminists but, like I said, they probably don't bang the **** on about it like Radical feminists tend to.
User avatar #217 to #215 - timmywankenobi
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I guess.
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User avatar #191 to #188 - timmywankenobi
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ah but if the women at the top act like **** the all the women at the bottom acting nice don't make any difference do they ? I am always learning and studing new things in a attempt to gain more insight and what I have found on this issue is that the ladies and manginas at the top (politicans,judges ect) don't give a **** about equality of women being treated the same as men they want women to be a superior class and they want more funding for their ******** so the make up fake statistics which can't be verified by any scientific research or rewiew.
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User avatar #237 to #236 - timmywankenobi
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okay give me a few minutes and I'll find some links and names for you.
User avatar #33 to #23 - bandoslootshare
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"Neutral gendered"

What the **** would that look like
#16 - xblueflamex
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And yet, 3/4ths of males on the internet are into traps.
And yet, 3/4ths of males on the internet are into traps.
#26 to #16 - dickthebutt
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??? what? where come those stadistics from? LOL
User avatar #92 to #26 - killerliquid
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Fun fact: 365265725692657826587564756784563673465346347394587% of percentages on the internet are made up
User avatar #233 to #92 - greenstrongworld
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"Not everything on the internet is true son."
-Abraham Lincoln
#95 to #92 - dickthebutt
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70% of the stadistics are made up to look interesting
User avatar #180 to #16 - heartlessrobot
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Everyone loves traps.
#199 to #180 - anon id: 48dc8c7a
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No, that's so ******* disgusting
User avatar #205 to #199 - heartlessrobot
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You don't know they have a dick, even after they suck yours.
#259 to #16 - donutcaptin
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i guess im part of the lucky few that dont

<- how many apparently dont
#27 to #16 - absolutiondreams
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Three... Fourths?
User avatar #31 to #16 - malhaloc
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I'd like to see some research good sir.
User avatar #53 to #16 - ellwood
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i very seriously doubt that.
#116 to #16 - noodleofrassilon
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THE THINGS I'VE FAPPED TO
#91 - Emendo
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It's not a choice
It's not a choice
User avatar #225 to #91 - anonymoose
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Someone's an over-sensitive little prick.
#93 to #91 - anon id: 9bd7a021
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For women, it is.
User avatar #106 to #93 - threadz
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No, just some women do it for attention.
User avatar #126 to #106 - bradmanx
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Some men do too, though it's more common with Bisexuality than with Homosexuality
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#291 to #91 - titsandpuss
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here to help you out of the red zone!
#109 to #91 - jagenblitz
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It's a ******* joke. People constantly talk about ******* can't read and ****, but the instant somebody says something even semi-insulting about homosexuality or religion everybody loses their ******* minds.
#226 to #109 - cutiepyro
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blame humanity
#62 - vanoreo
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But it isn't a choice
User avatar #130 to #62 - neznanc **User deleted account**
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that's the joke
#97 to #62 - anon id: e4d54c62
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Homosexuality isn't. But ******* women instead of men kinda is.
User avatar #129 to #97 - bradmanx
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You clearly don't know what a Homosexual is... that or you're trolling, which I hope you are.
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User avatar #295 to #277 - bradmanx
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If you're sexually attracted to someone chances are you'll eventually have sex with them if you're able to.
User avatar #193 to #129 - violentpixi
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I can choose to have sex with women, or I can choose to not have sex or to have sex with the gender I am not physically attracted to. That's choosing to have homosexual sex, not choosing to be a homosexual. Technically
User avatar #206 to #193 - bradmanx
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Why the **** would someone choose to have sex with someone they aren't attracted to?! People who are truely homosexuals don't have sex with people of the same sex for ***** and giggles, they do it because they're attracted to the sex of that person, the same reason why Heterosexuals have sex with the opposite sex.
User avatar #209 to #206 - violentpixi
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Social stigma? How many homosexuals in, extreme example, enforced heterosexual sects of religious groups who are forced to marry a husband and have sex? Or they ignore their homosexual tendencies to favour 'socially correct' heterosexual relationships. I'm saying, technically, if you are a lesbian, that doesn't mean you don't have a choice and you MUST **** vagina like a duty or something.
User avatar #211 to #209 - bradmanx
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Doesn't mean they like it ********!
User avatar #212 to #211 - violentpixi
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Where did I once say they liked it? ******* quote me, but you're just assuming **** instead of actually listening. Also, I'm not straight.
User avatar #221 to #212 - bradmanx
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you're right, sorry, and I'm not either. But yea I meant more having sex for pleasure, not to prevent social stigma, because I can understand that, sorry I wasn't more clear on that.
#123 - Cyraxx
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I think it should be illegal for straight men to do anal sex with girls. You made your choice, now live with it.
User avatar #42 - eriktheviking
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I think the same thing with vegetarian bacon.
#76 to #42 - anon id: 944f0027
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I get diarrhea and vomiting about every time I eat meat, but it doesn't mean I want to forfeit the delicious taste. So I go for the veggie meats. They're quite good.
#207 to #76 - anon id: d8681bd8
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I find that veggie "meats" taste like ****.
User avatar #178 - studbeefpile
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What the dildo did you just dildoing say about me, you little dildo? I'll have you know I dildoed top of my dildo in the Navy dildos, and I've been involved in numerous secret dildos on dildo, and I have over 300 confirmed dildos. I am trained in dildo warfare and I'm the top dildo in the entire dildo armed dildos. You are nothing to me but just another dildo. I will wipe you the dildo out with precision the dildos of which has never been seen before on this dildo, mark my dildoing words. You think you can get away with saying that dildo to me over the Internet? Think again, dildo. As we speak I am dildoing my secret network of dildos across the dildo and your IP is being dildoed right now so you better prepare for the dildo, dildo. The dildo that wipes out the pathetic little dildo you call your life. You're dildoing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can dildo you in over dildo hundred ways, and that's just with my dildo hands. Not only am I extensively trained in dildo combat, but I have access to the entire dildo of the dildo and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dildo ass off the dildo of the continent, you little dildo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "dildo" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your dildoing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're dildoing the price, you dildoing idiot. I will dildo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're dildoing dead, dildo.
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#189 to #178 - kristovsky
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#229 to #189 - ingabenwetrust
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Oh god I love these comics
Oh god I love these comics
User avatar #240 to #229 - tehpwnz
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cant see ****
#241 to #240 - ingabenwetrust
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I know, I don't know why it did that.   
The one I have saved is perfectly fine. Let me try again
I know, I don't know why it did that.
The one I have saved is perfectly fine. Let me try again
#243 to #241 - ingabenwetrust
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Godamnit
#35 - Underground
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Every lesbian is different, some enjoy penetration and some (like me) don't. My gf does but veiny floppy cock shaped things freak her out so she tends to buy neutrally shaped toys. It's all about preference. Penetration isn't necessary, women to it better and don't need to use penetration during sex anyway tbh.
#36 to #35 - ronyx
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#37 to #36 - Underground
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#39 to #35 - rollmania
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Oh please, Goddess of lesbian sex tell me how to satisfy dem fine ladies!
Oh please, Goddess of lesbian sex tell me how to satisfy dem fine ladies!
User avatar #46 to #39 - hollyisthebest
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Here's some tips.
Have a long foreplay
Every women loves clitoris stimulation.
While penetrating her, rub her clitoris, the sensation of having penetration and clitoris stimulation would be awesome for her.
The breasts aren't only for foreplay, play with them.
If you finish before her, don't be a dick. Use your tongue to finish her off.
#47 to #46 - rollmania
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Gratitude.
#219 to #46 - anon id: e195f62a
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You know damn well that I won't lick sperm.
User avatar #195 to #46 - violentpixi
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(I am a Holly) and I approve this message.
#58 to #46 - infinitereaper
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In other words for a guy its a lot of ******* work, don't get me wrong, I'm more than happy to do it and please my partner and would probably enjoy the process, but **** me if she bitches about blowjobs or anal.
#67 to #58 - anon id: 9e7975de
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I think all guys deserve oral sex provided they give it too. In fact, if your man is good to you, you should be givin it to him in all sorts of ways and positions. But anal is a WAY different beast, you could really hurt someone if you do it wrong. Honestly it scared the buh-jesus out of me when my boyfriend brought it up. Just... big no.
User avatar #72 to #67 - infinitereaper
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Well I pity the both of you.
User avatar #60 to #58 - hollyisthebest
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Yeah, basically.
You need an extra hand to be able to please a woman fully
Oh, and I forgot one thing.
Don't be shy to ask if she knows where her g-spot is.
And the clitoris is very similar to the penis. Just imagine all of the pleasure receptors on your penis, in a space that is just slightly bigger than the tip of a pen. That's the clitoris.
User avatar #64 to #60 - infinitereaper
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My dick is actually pretty numb so I'm the female equivalent of no orgasm, I mean I orgasm but it's not exactly satisfying. So I can't really imagine. But yeah I'm aware of where everything is and how that works. Well anyways thanks for the advice.
#96 to #64 - anon id: 7d9c9a70
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>cutfag
#40 to #39 - Underground
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Don't know if serious..
#43 to #40 - rollmania
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Absolutely. Me &amp; other FJ virgins need some guidance.
Absolutely. Me & other FJ virgins need some guidance.
User avatar #49 to #40 - lotengo
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i would love some information about this
User avatar #50 to #49 - Underground
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Well in addition to what hollyisthebest said make sure you pay attention to how your partner reacts. Pay attention to how she responds vocally and with her body, and go from there. Sex may seem daunting and intimidating but it's no big deal really.
#52 to #50 - rollmania
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Thank you! I will cherish these tips and one day use them to my advantage.. and her pleasure, hue.
Thank you! I will cherish these tips and one day use them to my advantage.. and her pleasure, hue.
User avatar #149 to #50 - thisotherdude
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Fantastic! Now I just need to get a girl!... ****.
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User avatar #143 to #39 - thisotherdude
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Could you share the source of that gif with me fine sir?
#273 to #143 - rollmania
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I would if I know it. I got it somewhere here on FJ, sorry.
#114 - Killveous
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I know it is a joke but a lot of you guys seem to fully agree with it. :/

Gold star lesbians are hard to find just so you know. Believe me, I looked. You are more likely to find a lesbian with a dragon dick under her bed then one who never has dick at all. Gold stars also tend to be very snooty about it- man shaming damning. Not true for all, but a common theme so watch for that.

Also obligatory picture of my dick collection you were all waiting for and expecting.
If any one has any questions btw; I can happily answer them for you :>
#190 to #114 - mainstreamed
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Comment Picture
#118 to #114 - anon id: e3d89e32
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Which one of those are your favorite?
#136 to #114 - thisotherdude
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Good lord, you must have lost the ability to clench years ago.
User avatar #142 to #114 - poetsofthefall
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Besides the horses, what animals are these from?
#167 to #142 - Killveous
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Oh jeeze. er... Dragons, Dolphins, Orcas, Orks, Hippocamps, tentacles, lockness monster,  naga etc. But mostly horses though...  yeah.
Oh jeeze. er... Dragons, Dolphins, Orcas, Orks, Hippocamps, tentacles, lockness monster, naga etc. But mostly horses though... yeah.
User avatar #168 to #167 - poetsofthefall
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What the **** is a hippocamp? Or a naga?
User avatar #127 to #114 - syndromes
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Why would you think Funnyjunk actually expected a picture of some random lesbo's 'dick collection'?
#137 to #127 - anon id: dd8bb82a
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She does this all the ******* time. Every time something about dildos pops up she acts all high and mighty, like everyone here gives a flying **** about what plastic gets shoved up her vagina. I'm a lesbian too, but I don't feel the need to ******* mention it every goddamn time there's a post about it. I have ******* dildos too, but I don't ******* plaster FJ with them.
User avatar #265 to #137 - syndromes
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I sincerely thank you for your righteous input.
#154 to #137 - Killveous
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Always happy to meet a fan.

Also sign in.
#176 to #154 - anon id: dd8bb82a
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I don't have an account.
#131 to #127 - Killveous
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I think a picture of a pile of animal dildos from a faggot is exactly what funnyjunk expects... AND DESERVES.