Dildos and lesbians. . I think it would be illegal for lesbians to buy dildos. You made your choice. new live with it. sth 8 meme " comments tlel,. Many lesbians refuse to buy penis shaped dildos, and instead choose items which do not resemble the male genitalia. Their anatomy is to blame if you ask why the
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I think it would be illegal for lesbians to
buy dildos. You made your choice. new
live with it.
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#9 - regeregechicken (07/04/2013) [+] (94 replies)
**regeregechicken rolled a random image posted in comment #235 at how to do your job right **
User avatar #20 - monkee (07/04/2013) [+] (24 replies)
Many lesbians refuse to buy penis shaped dildos, and instead choose items which do not resemble the male genitalia. Their anatomy is to blame if you ask why they still want penetration. Also, this whole thing about lesbians dressing up as men? They are wearing gender neutral clothes because they reject the idea of the feminine ideal. Just so happens that if you refuse to wear girly colours, styles or haircuts, you look more masculine.

Of course this doesn't fit in with the women hating cesspool that this site is turning into, so I doubt these statements will be popular.
#16 - xblueflamex (07/04/2013) [+] (12 replies)
And yet, 3/4ths of males on the internet are into traps.
And yet, 3/4ths of males on the internet are into traps.
#91 - Emendo (07/04/2013) [+] (8 replies)
It's not a choice
It's not a choice
#62 - vanoreo (07/04/2013) [+] (11 replies)
But it isn't a choice
#123 - Cyraxx ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
I think it should be illegal for straight men to do anal sex with girls. You made your choice, now live with it.
User avatar #42 - eriktheviking ONLINE (07/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I think the same thing with vegetarian bacon.
User avatar #178 - studbeefpile (07/04/2013) [+] (7 replies)
What the dildo did you just dildoing say about me, you little dildo? I'll have you know I dildoed top of my dildo in the Navy dildos, and I've been involved in numerous secret dildos on dildo, and I have over 300 confirmed dildos. I am trained in dildo warfare and I'm the top dildo in the entire dildo armed dildos. You are nothing to me but just another dildo. I will wipe you the dildo out with precision the dildos of which has never been seen before on this dildo, mark my dildoing words. You think you can get away with saying that dildo to me over the Internet? Think again, dildo. As we speak I am dildoing my secret network of dildos across the dildo and your IP is being dildoed right now so you better prepare for the dildo, dildo. The dildo that wipes out the pathetic little dildo you call your life. You're dildoing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can dildo you in over dildo hundred ways, and that's just with my dildo hands. Not only am I extensively trained in dildo combat, but I have access to the entire dildo of the dildo and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dildo ass off the dildo of the continent, you little dildo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "dildo" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your dildoing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're dildoing the price, you dildoing idiot. I will dildo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're dildoing dead, dildo.
#35 - Underground ONLINE (07/04/2013) [+] (22 replies)
Every lesbian is different, some enjoy penetration and some (like me) don't. My gf does but veiny floppy cock shaped things freak her out so she tends to buy neutrally shaped toys. It's all about preference. Penetration isn't necessary, women to it better and don't need to use penetration during sex anyway tbh.
User avatar #46 to #39 - hollyisthebest (07/04/2013) [-]
Here's some tips.
Have a long foreplay
Every women loves clitoris stimulation.
While penetrating her, rub her clitoris, the sensation of having penetration and clitoris stimulation would be awesome for her.
The breasts aren't only for foreplay, play with them.
If you finish before her, don't be a dick. Use your tongue to finish her off.
#114 - Killveous (07/04/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I know it is a joke but a lot of you guys seem to fully agree with it. :/

Gold star lesbians are hard to find just so you know. Believe me, I looked. You are more likely to find a lesbian with a dragon dick under her bed then one who never has dick at all. Gold stars also tend to be very snooty about it- man shaming damning. Not true for all, but a common theme so watch for that.

Also obligatory picture of my dick collection you were all waiting for and expecting.
If any one has any questions btw; I can happily answer them for you :>
User avatar #127 to #114 - syndromes (07/04/2013) [-]
Why would you think Funnyjunk actually expected a picture of some random lesbo's 'dick collection'?
#70 - tanditsky (07/04/2013) [-]
I also find it amusing when people steal stewart francis jokes
User avatar #224 - anonymoose (07/04/2013) [-]
When one lesbian sucks a strapon and the other one moans. Why do this? Neither of you are enjoying this!
User avatar #184 - froggets (07/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Well, shouldn't we just ban anal sex to then since men also have anuses meaning, ******* a girl in the ass, or a guy, what's the difference?
#223 to #184 - amuro (07/04/2013) [-]
I will bring the cytrus lube.

INB4 nobody gets the joke.
User avatar #139 - breadbasket (07/04/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Lesbians don't hate penetration.
They just don't find men attractive.

Seriously? I thought that would've just come to you as common sense.
#159 to #151 - jagenblitz (07/04/2013) [-]
"It can't be a joke if it makes no logical sense"   
   
Guy 1: Knock knock   
Guy 2: Who's there?   
Guy 1: Orange   
Guy 2: HOLD ON A 						*******					 SECOND. ORANGES ARE A FRUIT! THEY LACK BOTH THE APPENDAGES AND THE KNOWLEDGE OF HUMAN SOCIAL NORMS NECESSARY TO KNOCK! 						****					 YOU FAGGOT YOUR JOKE SUCKS.
"It can't be a joke if it makes no logical sense"

Guy 1: Knock knock
Guy 2: Who's there?
Guy 1: Orange
Guy 2: HOLD ON A ******* SECOND. ORANGES ARE A FRUIT! THEY LACK BOTH THE APPENDAGES AND THE KNOWLEDGE OF HUMAN SOCIAL NORMS NECESSARY TO KNOCK! **** YOU FAGGOT YOUR JOKE SUCKS.
#166 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/04/2013) [-]
Of course Phanact would have a problem with lesbians buying dildos that are so rightfully his.
#78 - themtaw (07/04/2013) [-]
very funny, made me lol. thanks op
#2 - teranin ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
That seems extremely judgemental and ****** , even if there is some logic there. In my opinion, a better thing to say would be "I don't think lesbians have any right to make fun of men buying fleshlights, since they have actively chosen to not want live dick but so many still buy vibrators, dildos, and strap-ons"
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
touche.....but their female logic wont understand
User avatar #3 to #1 - olmesy (07/04/2013) [-]
Oh and your superior fedora'd mind must be heaving with understanding
User avatar #261 - dongers (07/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
dont people know lesbians use dildos because sometimes scissoring doesnt cut it
#227 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/04/2013) [-]
it's not that they don't like dicks,
they just don't like the thing dicks are attached to.
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