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#10 - legrandefromage (07/04/2013) [-]
A SALT gun you say?
A SALT gun you say?
#38 to #10 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
That joke is literally made in the name of the product.
User avatar #56 to #10 - allennis (07/04/2013) [-]
They already have rock salt shotguns...
#66 to #10 - ventriloquist (07/04/2013) [-]
Actually you can load a shotgun with large salt grains instead of buckshot, it fires hot salt and hurts like a bitch but doesn't penetrate skin
User avatar #26 to #10 - cocainecowboy (07/04/2013) [-]
I thought they were trying to ban those
#54 to #10 - havockwzy (07/04/2013) [-]
indeed
#6 - floppyturd (07/04/2013) [-]
Dean NEEEEEEDS it
Dean NEEEEEEDS it
User avatar #19 to #6 - slootyslooot (07/04/2013) [-]
I would imagine his actual shotgun works better.....
#101 to #6 - deanwinchester (07/04/2013) [-]
you're damn right i need it
#115 to #101 - saxong (07/08/2013) [-]
MFW your name.
MFW your name.
#7 - ghostofgemini (07/04/2013) [-]
I'll take 20.
#110 to #7 - katraiko (07/04/2013) [-]
Just in case you wanted another Spongebob pic.
Just in case you wanted another Spongebob pic.
#76 - maddogarchie (07/04/2013) [-]
SALT THE WOUNDS!
#77 to #76 - Ulmer (07/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #105 to #77 - kiingofaces (07/04/2013) [-]
Okay poop train conductor
User avatar #20 - snakefire (07/04/2013) [-]
My dad stole my pellet gun because if you shoot it without a pellet the air pressure kills the flies.
User avatar #40 to #20 - zight (07/04/2013) [-]
i used to load up small paper balls. they would hurt
User avatar #85 to #20 - jacobomexicano (07/04/2013) [-]
I suppose if you fire it with pellets it still kills the flies
#35 to #20 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
and also destroys your gun
#52 - foelkera ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
What if I want a peppergun?
#53 to #52 - imthepunkkid (07/04/2013) [-]
Its the shortstop
#92 - mainstreamed (07/04/2013) [-]
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#95 to #92 - blacklightsun (07/04/2013) [-]
Thumbed because of Supernatural
Thumbed because of Supernatural
#100 to #98 - blacklightsun (07/04/2013) [-]
I imagened them saying
-Kiss me you
+Come here big bud
#62 - Sataria (07/04/2013) [-]
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#116 to #62 - saxong (07/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #39 - harbingerwolf (07/04/2013) [-]
ELIZABETH I NEED MORE SAL-

BANG!
#57 - oceanfrank (07/04/2013) [-]
It'd be better if it was an aSALT rifle.    
   
dear sweet christ just kill me
It'd be better if it was an aSALT rifle.

dear sweet christ just kill me
#63 to #57 - crazyolitis (07/04/2013) [-]
Ask and you shall receive.
User avatar #74 - thunderkrux ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
I want it just so I can break into a hospital and start shooting salt into open wounds.
#50 - eshaythewolf (07/04/2013) [-]
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#55 to #50 - kaslin (07/04/2013) [-]
You know it.
You know it.
#1 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
Suggested tag-line:
"Positively kills flies and spiders... (also affects ghosts)
User avatar #29 - yunnie (07/04/2013) [-]
perfect for slugs

am i a evil person?
#78 - arealbountyhunter (07/04/2013) [-]
I would shoot this at my dinner
User avatar #83 - Rileto (07/04/2013) [-]
I think normal shotguns kill flies too, but every time I try that I miss and shoot a bunch of holes in my wall.
#36 - nathanthemighty (07/04/2013) [-]
Not quite lethal for humans
User avatar #9 - LordVoltagen (07/04/2013) [-]
You could fight the **** out of the supernatural with this baby
Ghosts? SALT
Angry wizards? SALT
Witches? SALT
Almost every supernatural problem this side of vampires and werewolves and be solved via creative use of salt
and now we have an anti-magical shotgun
User avatar #11 to #9 - asasqw ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
Get a silver bayonet and you could never lose.
User avatar #12 to #11 - LordVoltagen (07/04/2013) [-]
THIS IS AN EXCELLENT POINT
User avatar #13 to #12 - asasqw ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
Salt and silver seem to be the bane of everything supernatural and evil. I exploited the hell out of the in D&D as a paladin but I always figured since salt was used to preserve things it was thought to have some sort of holy quality keeping things from looking corrupt and dammed as it rotted. Silver however is thought to be holy as Judas betrayed Jesus for a bag of silver coins. For some reason it became the bane of all evil.
User avatar #14 to #13 - LordVoltagen (07/04/2013) [-]
Well, salt is bad for magic things because it comes from the ocean
long contact with that huge body of moving water has forced salt to take on an aspect of moving water
its that that actually harms magical being without corporeal forms
Running water grounds magic like electricity
Silver, gold and Iron all have various anti magical properties
Magic cant escape a gold container, silver has banishing qualities and iron is the symbolic metal of man, so it causes pain and injury to fairys, which are basically the polar opposite of man
Its got nothing to do with jesus or preservative qualities
User avatar #15 to #14 - asasqw ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
I stand corrected.
#16 to #15 - LordVoltagen (07/04/2013) [-]
This is kind of what I do
#17 to #16 - asasqw ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
You my friend would make an excellent paladin.
User avatar #18 to #17 - LordVoltagen (07/04/2013) [-]
Nah
Im a shaman by trade
paladins are more churchy, vaguely or extremely christian kight type dudes
Im more mystic robe wearin walk around kinda guy
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