Sperm. .. well thats not really true. we are all pretty lazy sperms. our millions of brothers and sisters soften the "shell" so that our lazy ass could be the f sperm Race Card
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - alphadogg
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(07/03/2013) [-]
well thats not really true. we are all pretty lazy sperms.
our millions of brothers and sisters soften the "shell" so that our lazy ass could be the first inside
#3 to #2 - mrvoodoo
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He's not entirely wrong, all sperm thrust towards the shell to soften it then procedurally [not sure if I spelled that correctly, if I'm wrong write it correctly directly below(reply)] and whoever manages to get in there gets to be born.
#4 to #3 - mrvoodoo
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Oh and all sperm do mathimatical calculations to find the best way in, which is why I find annoying that people say "I can't do math", when to bwe born they did complex mathimatical calculations before they were born and now they say they can't do A SIMPLE SQUARRING?
User avatar #5 to #2 - cheesewithmold
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That's not true either. It isn't a collective effort. There are enzymes contained in the acrosome, the tip of the sperm cell, that break down the membrane of the egg (zona pellucida). So it really is like a race. The first one to break the membrane gets to fertilize the egg. The sperm don't work together.
youtu.be/BFrVmDgh4v4?t=2m35s
User avatar #6 to #2 - MurphyUK
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(07/03/2013) [-]
still won.
#1 - anon id: 52b2c392
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(07/03/2013) [-]
so technically everyone is a winner....