How to be Alpha. There is no such thing as friendzones. Are you expecting to get a cookie for the thing your supposed to do? This comes rich from a guy who does How to get a girlfriend alpha as fuck
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How to be Alpha. There is no such thing as friendzones. Are you expecting to get a cookie for the thing your supposed to do? This comes rich from a guy who does

There is no such thing as friendzones. Are you expecting to get a cookie for the thing your supposed to do?
This comes rich from a guy who doesn't have a girlfriend... that's me

how to ask a girl aut;
Get that ************ alone, so ene ems
is with you. Sit her the **** down and sit
dawn right next to her. Give her something,
like idk chocolate er whatever the **** girls
like, tampons er seme **** . Hold her hands,
both of them, not just ene cause there
******* pussy. Look into her eyes, deep as
**** , do that **** don 't just think about
daing it, Stay there fer a few seconds, hold
that position then when you have big
enough balls ask the bitch out. Just five
simple words will you be my girlfriend?‘
cause that ***** s cuter than 'will you go out
with me? After all this you will have a
girlfriend then you will eema back and thank
me for this. Have fun being in a relationship
******* .
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#29 - Hightower (07/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
But what if my wife finds out?
#9 - franger (07/02/2013) [-]
Headin' out to find me some wimmin.
Headin' out to find me some wimmin.
#4 - cyborgturtle (07/02/2013) [-]
MFW this doesn't work and i come back here
MFW this doesn't work and i come back here
#40 - awec (07/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Get that ************ alone"
User avatar #95 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (07/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I lack the balls required for this.
#99 to #95 - gwynn (07/03/2013) [-]
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#55 - deathrinder (07/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#63 - pulpunderground (07/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Instructions were unclear, accidentally taking sister on a date tomorrow.
User avatar #54 - ohgodmysides ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
Instructions weren't clear enough, I got my penis stuck in a vagina.



Oh...
User avatar #49 - settlwlvs (07/03/2013) [-]
She screamed "Let go of me! Help! Someone!" when I tried to grab her hands and hold them there.

In hindsight, maybe I should have tried this on someone I know, and given her something other than a dead raccoon.
#3 - lizardnigger (07/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'll do it and ask this girl when I can.
The middle one.
#123 - samoaspider (07/03/2013) [-]
Plan B:    
Ay gurl, does this smell like chloroform to you?
Plan B:
Ay gurl, does this smell like chloroform to you?
User avatar #151 - parralax (07/03/2013) [-]
Instructions weren't clear enough, my sister said no.
+10
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User avatar #110 - assclownz (07/03/2013) [-]
add " **** " and " **** " as many times into a post and you'll always get thumbs
#92 - sphinxe (07/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
How my relationship began:   
   
"Alright Josh, go out with me."   
   
"No."   
   
Now we're boyfriend and girlfriend.   
Happily ever after.
How my relationship began:

"Alright Josh, go out with me."

"No."

Now we're boyfriend and girlfriend.
Happily ever after.
#209 - jovanlisac (07/03/2013) [-]
instructions not clear enough
#32 - anonymous (07/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Yes, I am in fact a girl and like many others I have always dreamt of a stranger who sits down next to me, gives me tampons, proceeds to hold my hand, stare at me and asks me to be his girlfriend.
User avatar #62 to #51 - iforgetwhattosay (07/03/2013) [-]
chocolate covered strawberry tampons. works every time.
+6
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