Nick time. lawl. Anonymous (ID: ) 02/ 24/ 13( Sun) 13: 29: 53 blts. 461005284 File: -( 33 KB, 200x254, cage. jpg) I like to wind up my girlfriend 3' -‘-Work at  nick cage scare

Nick time

lawl

Anonymous (ID: ) 02/ 24/ 13( Sun) 13: 29: 53 blts. 461005284
File: -( 33 KB, 200x254, cage. jpg)
I like to wind up my girlfriend
3' -‘-Work at highstreet electronics store
Heaving a cigarette in the alleyway behind the store
Schick from the clothes shop next deer comes out to throw away some old mannequins
if I can have one
agrees
Leeave work early to get home before she does
Sprint eff the picture of nicholas cage that I posted
it to the mannequin' s face
the shower on
the mannequin in the shower
in the wardrobe opposite the en suite
gets home, comes up stairs
I' m in the shower, gets undressed, intends to get in with me
back the curtain expecting to see me
Nick
She screamed so loud that three different neighbours called the police thinking I' d stabbed her or something
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Submitted: 07/02/2013
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#4 - thedeadcow (07/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#5 - meathooksodomy ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
#6 - mrflugafluga (07/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Cage is all
#1 - hideyowives (07/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
a oldy but damn its a goody
+thimble from me
#10 to #1 - rieskimo (07/03/2013) [-]
+1 Turkish Nipple Armor from me
#9 - anonymous (07/03/2013) [-]
It took me an unreasonable amount of time to notice his name isn't actually "Nicholas" but "Nicolas" without an "h".
User avatar #2 - tonkkax (07/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wait

Are there 2 she's or only one she?
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