420. Smoke Oregano every day Source: Tumblr. pizza = anoying tler - es a Patrick's: So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed
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Smoke Oregano every day
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pizza = anoying tler -
es a
Patrick's:
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother
smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in
the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and
smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with
laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING
OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN' T. I CANNOT. I
CANT DO THIS.
This isn' t funny. That' s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara
addiction. It' s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at
Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score
another hit.
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User avatar #10 - rhiaanor ONLINE (07/03/2013) [+] (74 replies)
WHy the fuck would you tell him, now he'll just find real stuff. Silly parents.
#13 to #12 - XxMyNameIsChancexX (07/03/2013) [-]
Yes there have. Research indicates that in terms of cognitive function, marijuana either very minimally impairs it, doesn't at all, most of the time impairment only effects short term memory. In terms of physical health, the only thing about weed that could harm you is if you smoke it. So just having cannabis edibles, and getting retarded high off them is completely healthy. Even if you use a vaporizer, you're golden. Oregano just harms the fuck out of our lungs.   
   
I can't remember the exact source of this study but i remember reading it, and they brought in a bunch of people, half stoners of all ages, genders, smoking history, and smoking habits. The other half being non stoners.   
   
Between the two groups there was slight, and unsignifigant, or no, change in cognitive function based on IQ tests and the like.   
   
   
   
This message brought to you by a stoner that knows his shit, and cares.
Yes there have. Research indicates that in terms of cognitive function, marijuana either very minimally impairs it, doesn't at all, most of the time impairment only effects short term memory. In terms of physical health, the only thing about weed that could harm you is if you smoke it. So just having cannabis edibles, and getting retarded high off them is completely healthy. Even if you use a vaporizer, you're golden. Oregano just harms the fuck out of our lungs.

I can't remember the exact source of this study but i remember reading it, and they brought in a bunch of people, half stoners of all ages, genders, smoking history, and smoking habits. The other half being non stoners.

Between the two groups there was slight, and unsignifigant, or no, change in cognitive function based on IQ tests and the like.



This message brought to you by a stoner that knows his shit, and cares.
#239 - nortledrones (07/03/2013) [+] (14 replies)
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Make Marijuana legal, make cigarettes illegal, make gay marriage legal, all at the same time without warning. Sit back and watch the show.
#252 to #245 - devout feminist (07/03/2013) [-]
said make cigarettes ILLEGAL you illiterate piece of shit
#8 - daggry (07/03/2013) [-]
Well we figured out that tumblrs inherit the "I CANNOT" gene from their parents
#130 - imofcnotharveydent (07/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Weed is like video games;   
- They are harmless for most people, but all the negative gets attention   
- 13 Y. O. think they are cool with it, but in general just in general deserve to be fisted with a cactus and set on fire.   
- and obnoxious people for their cause (regarded as Stoners & Hardcore Gamers) voices will never be heard because you usually are complete dicks.   
   
mfw op's post/repost
Weed is like video games;
- They are harmless for most people, but all the negative gets attention
- 13 Y. O. think they are cool with it, but in general just in general deserve to be fisted with a cactus and set on fire.
- and obnoxious people for their cause (regarded as Stoners & Hardcore Gamers) voices will never be heard because you usually are complete dicks.

mfw op's post/repost
#256 - killerblue (07/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I once snorted 4 weeds, now I'm a sloth
#33 - konradkurze (07/03/2013) [+] (190 replies)
whats the point in smoking anything

tobacco, weed, ...fucking oregano..
why use natural substances in UNnatural ways
User avatar #39 to #36 - lorkhan (07/03/2013) [-]
Humans are animals...
User avatar #22 - hankhillofthe (07/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I find it very hard to believe someone's parents would be saying "I CAN'T."
#4 - fukyu (07/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i can't believe they had to smell it to figure out it was oregano
User avatar #9 to #4 - deathcampforjewtie (07/03/2013) [-]
Sorry, Detective Smokey McPott, most people can't distinguish weed from oregano by sight.
User avatar #145 - infamoustrapper (07/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If it's actually oregano, how do they know he was smoking it at all then....
User avatar #161 to #145 - warioteam (07/03/2013) [-]
YIP JUST GOIN TO BAG MY OREGANO AND PUT IT ON MY WINDOWSILL
#263 - blackbeltpsycho (07/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**blackbeltpsycho rolled a random image posted in comment #5030500 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** Kid's face when
User avatar #264 to #263 - blackbeltpsycho (07/03/2013) [-]
Never mind.
#332 - CollinTB (07/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My friend sells oregano to middle schoolers kind of a lot. He says more often than not, they all pretend they're high when they smoke it and don't even realize there's something wrong. I'd call it a placebo effect but i'm not sure that's correct.
My friend sells oregano to middle schoolers kind of a lot. He says more often than not, they all pretend they're high when they smoke it and don't even realize there's something wrong. I'd call it a placebo effect but i'm not sure that's correct.
#169 - ChristopherLloyd (07/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
+8
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User avatar #25 - yetiyitties (07/03/2013) [-]
Too bad that never happened. But we'd like to think so. Wouldn't we?
#376 - imonaboatman (07/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
So, there's a white hand showing the bag of herbs, meaning he's white, obviously, yet the dad calls his son "nigga" and says "I CAN'T. I CANNOT. I CAN'T DO THIS."

Yep, this is definitely a true story.
#378 to #376 - spooningxpandas (07/03/2013) [-]
What if I were to tell you there are no quotations around that phrase. What if, and call me crazy if i'm wrong, those are his sisters words.
What if I were to tell you there are no quotations around that phrase. What if, and call me crazy if i'm wrong, those are his sisters words.
User avatar #28 - reican (07/03/2013) [-]
I am addicted to smoking coffee. I injected the smoke right into my stomach by eating the pills that came out from the syringe.
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