Eat it all. . 479 points LE hours ago There is this kid that lives in my neighbourhood, Let' s name him D, Even before he was in his teens, D used to piss peopl
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Eat it all

479 points LE hours ago
There is this kid that lives in my neighbourhood, Let' s name him D, Even before he was in his teens, D used to piss
people for the sake of it.
On that day, I was roughly 16, D was maybe 10, and I was talking with a friend sitting on a bench at the
playground.
There was this big stack of soil mixed to small rocks due to some fireworks being carried out in the area, D began
throwing soil at my friend and I, So I told him to stop once. He continued. So I told him to stop twice. He continued.
So I told him that next time, I would grab his sorry ass and have him eat some of the soil from the stack.
But still, D persevered with throwing soil at us,
So I grabbed his sorry ass, put his head in the soil stack, rubbed his face all over it, and firmly press a handful of soil
against his mouth. He shouted in surprise, which led him to get quite some soil in his mouth.
After I released him, D ran home crying and shouting as much as he could, to get his mother, C, in the hope that
she would "give [us] a good correction", as he said.
So, C arrives at the playground, and asks "Did you really have him eat some soil?" C is a kind of strange person with
unpredictable reactions, so I' d better be careful about what to say. But still, I answered "I warned him three times
not to throw this stuff at us before I done that".
And guess what? C proceeded to feed D with a little more soil.
Not. Even, Sorry
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Submitted: 07/02/2013
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#2 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Lightbuld says: LE
#7 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (07/03/2013) [-]
Serve the little 						********					 right.
Serve the little ******** right.
#6 - anonymous (07/03/2013) [-]
* Not. Even. Soilly
User avatar #12 - saintkarlos (07/03/2013) [-]
too many people beat the D
User avatar #9 - grocer (07/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I have no idea what the joke is.
User avatar #13 to #9 - mutzaki ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
It's not a joke. It's a story that's meant to satisfy people.
User avatar #10 - lstimpact (07/03/2013) [-]
For once i guess OP didn't like the D
#22 - jazzyietheferret (07/03/2013) [-]
C got the D.
User avatar #23 - toddingram (07/03/2013) [-]
I guess D shouldn't have been throwing his seed around willy nilly
#16 - crotchlesshotpants (07/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I read "Parenting done right" a few times in the Comments now.   
But thats exactly the opposite of good Parenting.   
Maybe the little boy (10yo) was such an annoying brat because of his family background? It is stated in the Story that his mother is kind of unpredictable\strange...   
   
The world isn't black and white and nothing is simple and single-layered.   
Noone is annoying by birth, it is almost every time related to problems in family, school or elsewhere. Most of them need friends and positive attention.   
   
Pic 						*******					 related
I read "Parenting done right" a few times in the Comments now.
But thats exactly the opposite of good Parenting.
Maybe the little boy (10yo) was such an annoying brat because of his family background? It is stated in the Story that his mother is kind of unpredictable\strange...

The world isn't black and white and nothing is simple and single-layered.
Noone is annoying by birth, it is almost every time related to problems in family, school or elsewhere. Most of them need friends and positive attention.

Pic ******* related
User avatar #19 to #16 - bandoslootshare (07/03/2013) [-]
there's always uncontrollable chemicals in the brain that makes you do things that are out of the parent's control. you can be annoying and evil by nature or kind by nature.

Nature vs Nurture has always been ******** . You can nurture a down syndrome kid all you want, and you can put a person who is born kind through hell and they would still be kind.
#1 - skumbaner (07/02/2013) [-]
damn, lightbulb got his **** right
#14 - champaigne (07/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Parenting done right!
#29 to #27 - gallifreyan (07/03/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ get a 						*******					 dictionary!
Jesus Christ get a ******* dictionary!
User avatar #11 - anonefgthree ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
I'm not sure how the Lightbulb can get almost all this text when it's at like 16 pixels, but when its at 60 or something it doesn't get it at all
User avatar #30 - occamsrazor (07/03/2013) [-]
Fellow FJers, you are now on average entering high school so I'd better let you know that as an adult you can **** with annoying kids and just lie about it, no one will believe them.
User avatar #28 - toosexyforyou (07/03/2013) [-]
The whole time I was expecting someone to get the D. Why can't you just give them names if Dick has nothing to do with the joke?
User avatar #24 - Thracias (07/03/2013) [-]
I was expecting some sort of riddle/puzzle involving the alphabet.
User avatar #17 - kommandantvideo (07/03/2013) [-]
Hah! I remember reading this on reddit.
#15 - indodude **User deleted account** (07/03/2013) [-]
...Is this a story about anal?
#8 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (07/03/2013) [-]
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