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User avatar #1 - ubercookieboy (07/02/2013) [-]
The young police car spots a Jaywalker. He is reluctant to engage his prey at first and slowly creeps up upon the miscreant. When he is close, he lets loose an adorable, yet intimidating siren. The prey is stunned and the car moves in for the kill. He will be eating tonight
#91 to #1 - anonymous (07/03/2013) [-]
i read this in david attenboruhguuorghogs voice
User avatar #5 to #1 - spceinvdr (07/03/2013) [-]
It has still not eaten it's fill, and spies it's next victim, a lone ****** .
User avatar #7 to #5 - ilovehitler (07/03/2013) [-]
A ****** is a riskier prey to chase after, as it can often get away quickly, or turn violent. But the young police car is confident, and engages the ****** .
User avatar #32 to #7 - thewebspinner (07/03/2013) [-]
The ****** , using it's highly developed sense of smell, reacts quickly and attempts to distract his pursuer by dropping watermelons as he flees.
The young predator showing great instinct ignores this futile attempt at subterfuge
and chases after his prey cornering him in the alleyway between a kfc and a taco bell.
Unbeknownst to the young police car the ******** pack lies in wait in the alleyway.
This luring technique is undoubtedly what makes the ****** such difficult prey.
User avatar #4 to #1 - thefates (07/03/2013) [-]
Made me release air, have a thumb.
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