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User avatar #54 - kaiizel
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(07/03/2013) [-]
When my boyfriend met my dad and stayed over for the first time he broke the toilet seat and then let me take the blame for it.
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(07/03/2013) [-]
I went over to my ex girlfriends house was and though she wasn't very redneck or country her family was the most redneck they could possibly get. anyways, they had this really nice pool table and such and I was playing with her on it and out of nowhere the leg snaps and the whole thing falls. her parents come rushing in the room(by the way they already hate me because I have a half black brother and im white and theyre redneck as ****) they see their nice pool table broken on the ground and me on top of their daughter and their first assumption and I **** you not they yell this out "HES TRYN' TAH ******** OUR DAWTUH! GEET EM'" I run and get back home and they finally let me back over after a month and when I get there I try to explain it wasn't her fault it broke it was mine they look at me all wide eyed and I start saying nothing sexual was going on we were just joking around blah blah blah her brother wacks me in the back of the head with the butt of his gun and im never allowed back over lol she told me a week later that if I had only told them she tripped and fell on it then this wouldn't have happened.
User avatar #68 to #54 - ghouleyed
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(07/03/2013) [-]
That's not very man thing to do. ;D

I would've taken the blame like man just like when i was in 8th grade and went to assist postman girl and put post in wrong places i said it to the boss cause i didn't want her to get the blame for it.