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User avatar #49 - drunkasaurus ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
We got new toilets when my dad found out that new toilets are about a foot taller than older ones. You wouldn't believe how much nicer it makes going to the bathroom. You don't feel like you're squatting on the floor, you feel like you're just sitting on a chair. And your dick isn't about to touch ********** . I would really love to know why they made toilets so short originally, it just doesn't make sense. Pic related, it's our new toilets.
User avatar #59 to #49 - victreebro (07/03/2013) [-]
I thought there was something on here before that was like toilets are low (but should be lower) because the correct way to take a dump is when you're squatting so that it all comes out correctly or something like that
User avatar #60 to #59 - drunkasaurus ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
Maybe? But there's all sorts of things that you're supposed to do. Like regular exercise, take vitamins, and stretch in the morning. Doesn't mean people don't like doing the exact opposite. Sitting on a throne while you **** is so much more comfortable than squatting down on the floor, so I really couldn't care less what the health implications are as long as I don't die as a result. Even if I die my family is in for a big payday from Koehler for selling them the toilet of death.
User avatar #61 to #60 - victreebro (07/03/2013) [-]
.............. ok then

btw, i also care about your picture
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User avatar #63 to #62 - victreebro (07/03/2013) [-]
It is a beautiful picture, from an equally as beautiful user
User avatar #64 to #63 - drunkasaurus ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
So sweet of you to say!

I deleted my comment because I didn't use the correct smiley face that I intended to use
User avatar #65 to #64 - victreebro (07/03/2013) [-]
it's ok

oh

and see ya' because i have to go to a funeral
#50 to #49 - drunkasaurus ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
the pic wasn't related at all because I forgot to select it. Not that anyone cares.
User avatar #52 to #50 - majortomcomics (07/03/2013) [-]
**** you I care.
User avatar #56 to #52 - drunkasaurus ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
aww thank you
User avatar #57 to #56 - majortomcomics (07/03/2013) [-]
You're so ******* welcome.
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