I love my country. honest I do. IF THEY' RE Aln/ IFR/ l/ Bei. ACTUALLY are. HAHA FAT AMERICANS SO FUNNY HA AAH AHHA AHSHDHASHDHADH get out.
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#20 - keensheen (07/03/2013) [-]
**keensheen rolled a random image posted in comment #4906978 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
girls fw im fat
User avatar #84 to #20 - Dap (07/03/2013) [-]
Damn
User avatar #57 to #20 - threefolder (07/03/2013) [-]
No. Bad penis. Bad.
User avatar #22 to #20 - Turmoil (07/03/2013) [-]
Normally I hate this because the pictures rolled are never relevant. You win this round.
#25 to #22 - tabarzins (07/03/2013) [-]
**tabarzins rolled a random image posted in comment #2855817 at Friendly ** sometimes they are relevant... just not this time
#50 to #20 - jalthelas (07/03/2013) [-]
Did I become aroused?


Yes.


Am I going to take care of it?


I could.
User avatar #155 to #93 - alphawolffifteen (07/03/2013) [-]
Makes me really sad to see how many fat women there are compared to fat men...
#94 to #93 - ironsoul (07/03/2013) [-]
I am sorry, who was it who was fat?
#116 to #94 - smokingman (07/03/2013) [-]
As if a small number of highly trained sportsmen could represent a whole country's health status.
As if a small number of highly trained sportsmen could represent a whole country's health status.
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#109 to #94 - restfullwicked (07/03/2013) [-]
thats like pointing at Sultan Kosen, the world's tallest man and saying that all turkish people are giants. you cant select the fittest people in a country and say that it means that they are fit and healthy.
#145 to #94 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
Lol @ all the butthurt eurofags
#114 to #94 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
the other 20% that arent fat
#124 - veryspecialagent (07/03/2013) [-]
Wow look at this ****** , he weighs like 250 lbs and is only 6 foot 3. That's like 40 lbs overweight.

Wow Austria go on a diet.
#150 to #124 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
Bitch please, none of you AmeriFags could be that ripped with all your fat.
User avatar #3 - thefates (07/02/2013) [-]
Teranin, are you a skinny atheist boy? All of your posts seem to mock anyone who isn't like you. Btw, I'm a skinny christian boy, it's not like i'm your exact opposite or anything. I just disagree with how you act towards others. I don't think America's that fat, we're only like number 6 on the top 10. with mostly middle eastern countries ahead of us. Ironically.
#4 to #3 - teranin ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
actually, I'm fat. and this statistic is accurate, so why not post it?
#10 to #4 - lillpip (07/02/2013) [-]
Actually, it's only 30.4%.
Nice try though.
User avatar #11 to #10 - teranin ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
that's for morbidly obese, not fat.
User avatar #12 to #11 - lillpip (07/02/2013) [-]
**** , you're right. My bad.


Just re-checked, when it comes to 13 year old girls, it's 11%, and with 15 year old girls, it's 15%.


That's the best I could find. I'm not sure where you found your stats from.
#14 to #13 - lillpip (07/02/2013) [-]
That's still 30%....


#15 to #14 - teranin ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
you sure?
User avatar #16 to #15 - lillpip (07/02/2013) [-]
That's adults.

Not teenagers.

Even if it wasn't, neither is at 80%.
User avatar #17 to #16 - teranin ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
I stand corrected, to a degree.
User avatar #55 to #17 - ilovehitler (07/03/2013) [-]
No, you stand correctly fully. You had said 80% of teenage girls are fat. And that's just not true.
#41 to #17 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
you ******* retard
User avatar #5 to #4 - thefates (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm not gonna turn this into a discussion. It would only get red thumbs anyways. It's fine man. If it's not broken don't fix it, right?
User avatar #6 to #5 - teranin ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
fair enough. You're right about those middle eastern countries, too btw.
User avatar #7 to #6 - thefates (07/02/2013) [-]
Yup, Gave you thumbs by the way, everyone deserves them.
Unless it actually wasn't remotely funny or reasonable.
#53 - infinitereaper (07/03/2013) [-]
I went to about 4-5 different American highschools

Not that many fat chicks.
User avatar #9 - fyaq (07/02/2013) [-]
HAHA

FAT AMERICANS

SO FUNNY


HA


AAH



AHHA



AHSHDHASHDHADH


get out.
#154 to #9 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
GET OUT... oh irony, if only fat americans would get out and excercise.. without their electric carts ofc..
#158 to #9 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
butthurt
#21 to #9 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
you know it's funy cause its true
User avatar #105 to #9 - intexuz (07/03/2013) [-]
im done
#26 to #9 - yuzernaym (07/03/2013) [-]
france surrenders jokes;
everyone has a good laugh.

brits have terrible teeth jokes;
everyone has a good laugh.

****** jokes;
everyone has a good laugh, even blacks.

americans are fat jokes;
people get pissed off
#28 to #26 - hellsjester (07/03/2013) [-]
just saying when have we seen a British or French joke on funnyjunk. Unless you count Nigel Thornberry. In which case he is awesome so that is a good portrayal.    
All the jokes we have are American, Swedish, or 			******		 jokes. 			******		 jokes are all the same dumb 			********		 (yah know the kind har har har he said 			******		. usually done by 12 yr olds.) American jokes are always about president (which no one cares about to begin with) or fat jokes. (i point back to the 			******		 jokes it is the same old stereo typical brand of jokes. stale and boring only 12 yr olds say them). the Swedish ones are done by Swedish people and are actually well thought out and usually get a titter from me. what the fat, lazy, obnoxious, burger eating Americans would like to say is. at least put a little effort into the jokes.  here is a good one why not make fun of Americans' intelligence because of their failing education system. or 			******		 tv like honey boo boo. at the very least make fun of rednecks (haven't heard a good redneck joke in a while). just change it up....   
<pic is to appease 12 yr old eurotards
just saying when have we seen a British or French joke on funnyjunk. Unless you count Nigel Thornberry. In which case he is awesome so that is a good portrayal.
All the jokes we have are American, Swedish, or ****** jokes. ****** jokes are all the same dumb ******** (yah know the kind har har har he said ****** . usually done by 12 yr olds.) American jokes are always about president (which no one cares about to begin with) or fat jokes. (i point back to the ****** jokes it is the same old stereo typical brand of jokes. stale and boring only 12 yr olds say them). the Swedish ones are done by Swedish people and are actually well thought out and usually get a titter from me. what the fat, lazy, obnoxious, burger eating Americans would like to say is. at least put a little effort into the jokes. here is a good one why not make fun of Americans' intelligence because of their failing education system. or ****** tv like honey boo boo. at the very least make fun of rednecks (haven't heard a good redneck joke in a while). just change it up....
<pic is to appease 12 yr old eurotards
User avatar #49 to #28 - phoenix grinder (07/03/2013) [-]
I've been posting comments for years in an English accent and almost no one noticed...
#36 to #28 - yuzernaym (07/03/2013) [-]
i know it's about the execution of the joke, but the fact that the french are pussies jokes make people laugh even though they're executed nearly the exact same way as fat american jokes

add the word surrender, and you got yourself a joke about france. people laugh
add the word fat, and you got yourself a joke about the us. people rage

it's either people are close-minded and hypocrites, or they need to learn to take a joke like a regular human being
User avatar #38 to #36 - hellsjester (07/03/2013) [-]
i hate all those played out stereo type jokes is what i am saying. they are all old they are all used up and dry like a arabs pussy..... see not funny.... just make some better jokes.... good example. the french always say they are the best cooks, but statistically people prefer Italian and Chinese fine dining more. i know it's not good but at least i'm attempting to make a new joke
#44 to #38 - yuzernaym (07/03/2013) [-]
i get your point, it's just the double standards that piss me off when people act like    
&quot;i can laugh at a joke about your country and/or ethnicity, but a joke about my country and/or ethnicity is stupid and annoying and you should be feel bad for it.&quot;   
i'm american, but not fat, and yet i'm not complaining about jokes of my country and its stereotypes, because i know someone will find it funny, but i agree that there should be new jokes, not overused ones   
   
gif represents how i feel when something like this happens   
   
also, thank you for being an actual civilized human being, and not a savage
i get your point, it's just the double standards that piss me off when people act like
"i can laugh at a joke about your country and/or ethnicity, but a joke about my country and/or ethnicity is stupid and annoying and you should be feel bad for it."
i'm american, but not fat, and yet i'm not complaining about jokes of my country and its stereotypes, because i know someone will find it funny, but i agree that there should be new jokes, not overused ones

gif represents how i feel when something like this happens

also, thank you for being an actual civilized human being, and not a savage
#37 to #26 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
See, the problem is that those first three are jokes,

It's just a fact that Americans are fat as hell, there's nothing funny about dying at 30.
#63 to #37 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
People have made jokes about dangerous **** here too.

9/11, rape, etc.
I even remember when people were making jokes about Hurricane Sandy, the day of Hurricane Sandy. And probably did so afterward.

That's a ****** excuse.
#156 to #63 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
(it was a joke)
User avatar #33 to #26 - fyaq (07/03/2013) [-]
theyre all ******* annoying.
theyre all overdone

get out
User avatar #34 to #33 - yuzernaym (07/03/2013) [-]
so are france jokes, even more overdone, yet people still laugh at them. i'm bringing up a point, learn to take a joke like the rest of the world, even if the joke is overdone, everyone else has to
#69 to #26 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
also everyone laughs at:
holocaust jokes
hitler jokes
nazi jokes & especially puns though the same three ("did nazi that coming", out of mein kampfort zone & anne frankly) are posted everywhere at any given time.
german sounds aggressive jokes
jokes about germans in general & merkel in particular (not that anyone likes her anyways)
User avatar #35 to #26 - reaperriley ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
Nope... they are all terrible and over used.
#40 to #9 - balticore (07/03/2013) [-]
Why can't more people take jokes like us Canadians? If someone tries to make a Canadian joke, it is embraced and we laugh with you. I have never in my life been offended by a Canada joke.
#42 to #40 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
It's not that they're offended it's just that it gets old after a bit.
#45 to #42 - balticore (07/03/2013) [-]
The French surrendering jokes are old, they've been made for longer than fat American jokes.
User avatar #111 to #42 - kokkodellrrisch (07/03/2013) [-]
Stop being so goddamn butthurt all the time.
#108 to #42 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
Well the fat people aren't! You know, 'cause of diabetes ;_;
#152 to #42 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
Being fat never gets old.. because you die of an heartattack..BADUM TSS
#97 to #40 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
The only jokes about canada on this site are just that they say sorry frequently, it's not even in the same ballpark.
User avatar #62 to #40 - lillpip (07/03/2013) [-]
>Implying canadian jokes are malicious
User avatar #68 to #40 - psykobear (07/03/2013) [-]
Because the Canadian jokes are compliments.
Not really offensive to say someone is too polite.
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#81 to #9 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
HAAHAHHH SO FUNNY GET OUT IM SO DONE XDDDDDDDDDD
User avatar #134 to #9 - retrodragonfly (07/03/2013) [-]
found the american
#138 to #9 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
U MAD AMERIFAG?!

U MAD?!
U MAD BRO?
U MAD?
YEAH U MAD
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO.
LE BUTT-HURT
LE BUTT-HURT
MASTER troll 11/10
#123 to #9 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
You appear to be anally devastated
#90 to #9 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
>get out.

Get out.
User avatar #126 to #90 - anonymoose (07/03/2013) [-]
>get out.

Get out.
#91 to #9 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]




umad?




#82 - WolfRider ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
the constant bashing gets really old
#149 to #82 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
Yet it's still funny, butthurt 'Mericans !
User avatar #85 to #82 - phtholognyrrh (07/03/2013) [-]
it really does.
#52 - lordaurion (07/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, based on the heavily flawed BMI system that only accounts for height and weight. Because that's all that determines if you're fat or not.
Yeah, based on the heavily flawed BMI system that only accounts for height and weight. Because that's all that determines if you're fat or not.
#127 - ShadowEagle (07/03/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #43 - konradkurze (07/03/2013) [-]
end the butthurting
it says "THINK" theyre fat, not they are fat

how many girls are perfectly fine but just because they arent borderline anorexic, they think theyre fat
#23 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
Oh please teranin. More than half the **** you post is BS.
#1 - nyawgga (07/02/2013) [-]
MFW you have a skinny person spreading awareness about fat people
MFW you have a skinny person spreading awareness about fat people
#2 to #1 - teranin ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
I love that scene, they had to do so many takes because Ewan couldn't stop cracking up every time he said "younglings"
#29 to #1 - anon (07/03/2013) [-]
no you have a skin person spreading awareness about body image disorders
User avatar #160 - welfarekid (07/03/2013) [-]
yeah write that on your flat stomach and act like you care about the fatties.
#132 - sockswithsandals (07/03/2013) [-]
SweFag here, just stating my opinion. There is realy two sides to this. First of, this joke is OVERUSED AS HELL. It was fun the first few times. But on the other hand you gotta be able to take a joke. But a joke as common and boring as this is just beating a dead horse. I dream of OC
#129 - selfrazedzealot (07/03/2013) [-]
I'm American. im not fat. I enjoy fat jokes. I have a fat friend who I work with and I constantly make fun of him. but just saying americans are fat isn't funny. show one and make a good joke or gtfo... Id say tits or gtfo but that could go very wrong...
#70 - zaphodcoolfrood (07/03/2013) [-]
What's interesting is the percentage of people that are overweight hasn't risen noticeably in the last 50 years or so. It's just the obese numbers that have been climbing, there are more obese adults than there are overweight adults now.
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User avatar #46 - gibroner (07/03/2013) [-]
HURR DURR AMERICANS ARE FAT I SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #60 - dunkleosteus (07/03/2013) [-]
www.win.niddk.nih.gov/statistics/

According to this, 1 in 3 American children are overweight and more than 2 in 3 adults are overweight, so OP was wrong... (but not wrong enough )
User avatar #64 to #60 - lillpip (07/03/2013) [-]
That's using BMI.


According to BMI, if you're 5 feet tall, and weight 130 pounds, go to the gym everyday, and all that weight is pretty much muscle because you're ripped as **** ....
Too bad, BMI states that you're fat.
User avatar #65 to #64 - dunkleosteus (07/03/2013) [-]
Most children don't have any significant amount of muscle mass, so any extra weight they carry is most likely fat
User avatar #67 to #65 - lillpip (07/03/2013) [-]
That's not my point. If you're tall, and have next to no muscle to speak of, but have a BFP of 24%, you're not considered fat. Although almost all of your weight IS fat. BMI will consider that a normal, healthy human being. Get what I'm saying?
#72 to #67 - zaphodcoolfrood (07/03/2013) [-]
But they're not measuring how physically fit you are. They're measuring your level of obesity, for which they have to use BMI. I get what you're saying, it just seems to me to be a negligible oversight.
User avatar #73 to #72 - lillpip (07/03/2013) [-]
Obesity =/= weight

Obesity = body fat percentage.
#75 to #73 - zaphodcoolfrood (07/03/2013) [-]
Actually I'm recalling that BMI actually does factor in muscle mass somehow, though I'm not sure how. I remember getting our BMI done for wrestling and a super short ripped to all hell friend of mine coming in at like 5%.
User avatar #77 to #75 - lillpip (07/03/2013) [-]
It unfortunately does not. www.nhlbi.nih.gov/guidelines/obesity/BMI/bmicalc.htm
That's a BMI calculator, the only thing that does muscle mass is BFP, which is the most accurate way to tell if someone is "fat" or not.
#78 to #77 - zaphodcoolfrood (07/03/2013) [-]
Ah, ok, thanks.
#79 - skullnigga (07/03/2013) [-]
enough with these "america sucks" posts
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