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Today, my fiance paid a visit to my parents so he could ask my dad' s permission to marry me. My dad
responded with, "Why buy the cow when you can milk it for free?" FML
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t was continent: I hope he doesn' t take this literally and start putting hormones in your coffee.
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Today, as woke, my friends pushed me into the men' s restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push
the door open, I heard a mice behind me say, "Wow. immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking idump in
one of the urinals. PML
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Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of
his trance, he said with a wink, ‘Ton forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
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Today, I went to get new shoes. I' m a pretty tall girl and I have proportional feet. I asked the cute guy who
worked there for a size 9. 5. He burst into laughter before putting on a shocked face and saying, "Oh wait...
You' re serious." Goodbye, self esteem. PML
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Today, I discovered my husband has been slipping hormones into my morning coffee in order to get my breasts
to start producing milk. It' s working. PML
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#2 - northstar (07/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Sad thing is, the one about breast milk was made a day before the marriage one.
#1 - tbagbandit (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I lost it at the "Urinal" one
I lost it at the "Urinal" one
#15 - Endofzeeworld ONLINE (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Rookie, did you just call my girlfriend a cow?
User avatar #3 - stimtheone ONLINE (07/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Wait... does this actually work?

My precious and I would love her to give milk without pregnancy.

.... or at least I would.
#7 - thisotherdude (07/02/2013) [-]
I approve of the husband's actions.
#38 - shinypokemans (07/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Bitch, please. A size 9.5 isn't that large.
Bitch, please. A size 9.5 isn't that large.
#23 - JMF (07/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #21 - swiftblood (07/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
these were both posted years ago, just a repost on the site
#27 to #21 - gtocforyou (07/03/2013) [-]
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#61 - UlquiGrimmHime (07/03/2013) [-]
My mom always said why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free...
#68 - lyokomaster (07/03/2013) [-]
Well that post was udderly magnificent
#86 - ubermasterfaggot ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
aw yiss
#70 - banette (07/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My feet are a size eleven and other women always sneer at my feet when I try on shoes in shoe stores, even if I'm wearing socks.
#29 - idunnotennis (07/03/2013) [-]
The hormone story happened the day before the cow story, so yes, coincidence
User avatar #19 - ilikeeatingcheese (07/03/2013) [-]
oregon first one
new york second one
User avatar #16 - Zydratejunkie (07/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Bitch please, size 9.5 shoes, that's not big feet. I wear a size 10.5, my sister wears an 11. My grandmother had to wear mens shoes for most of her life because she's a size 12. 9.5 is not big feet.
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#53 to #32 - shadowvision (07/03/2013) [-]
I can't tell if you are being factious or just being an ass.
User avatar #31 - SuperSixONE (07/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
9.5 is not big feet, in men's sizes its an 8. The guy was laughing because she has tiny feet. When I was 12 and a half years old, I wore a men's size 13 U.S.
User avatar #17 - discardedslinky (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The bottom one was posted a month earlier. The commenter prob got the idea from reading the below one and made a joke of it. Silly OP.
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