FML. . Today, my fiance paid a visit to my parents so he could ask my dad' s permission to marry me. My dad responded with, "Why buy the cow when you can milk i FML Today my fiance paid a visit to parents so he could ask dad' s permission marry me My dad responded with "Why buy the cow when you can milk i
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Today, my fiance paid a visit to my parents so he could ask my dad' s permission to marry me. My dad
responded with, "Why buy the cow when you can milk it for free?" FML
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t was continent: I hope he doesn' t take this literally and start putting hormones in your coffee.
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Today, as woke, my friends pushed me into the men' s restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push
the door open, I heard a mice behind me say, "Wow. immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking idump in
one of the urinals. PML
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Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of
his trance, he said with a wink, ‘Ton forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
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Today, I went to get new shoes. I' m a pretty tall girl and I have proportional feet. I asked the cute guy who
worked there for a size 9. 5. He burst into laughter before putting on a shocked face and saying, "Oh wait...
You' re serious." Goodbye, self esteem. PML
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ISIS‘ comments Cyn (37/ C) l / 3 at 12: - misc - by theyre not THAT big. fr. -3 ) - United States La. soar“ s)
Today, I discovered my husband has been slipping hormones into my morning coffee in order to get my breasts
to start producing milk. It' s working. PML
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