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Today, my fiance paid a visit to my parents so he could ask my dad' s permission to marry me. My dad
responded with, "Why buy the cow when you can milk it for free?" FML
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Today, I went to get new shoes. I' m a pretty tall girl and I have proportional feet. I asked the cute guy who
worked there for a size 9. 5. He burst into laughter before putting on a shocked face and saying, "Oh wait...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - northstar
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Sad thing is, the one about breast milk was made a day before the marriage one.
#44 to #2 - hairyostrich
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User avatar #8 to #2 - zzforrest
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(07/02/2013) [-]
And one is from oregon and the other is from new york.
#9 to #8 - anon id: f0185548
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(07/02/2013) [-]
And they would have been married a day before he asked the dad to marry her
#1 - tbagbandit
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(07/02/2013) [-]
I lost it at the "Urinal" one
I lost it at the "Urinal" one
#28 to #1 - anon id: eedf8172
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(07/03/2013) [-]
urinal dumps is best dumps. i'm not even sorry i'm banned from pf changs.
#15 - Endofzeeworld
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Rookie, did you just call my girlfriend a cow?
#18 to #15 - masdercheef
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(07/03/2013) [-]
No, I think he called her a slut.
User avatar #3 - stimtheone
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Wait... does this actually work?

My precious and I would love her to give milk without pregnancy.

.... or at least I would.
User avatar #5 to #3 - Temari
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(07/02/2013) [-]
There are multiple ways to induce lactation in women. Hell, with enough touching and sucking of the nipples, it can start naturally. Do some simple research and you can make it happen.
User avatar #20 to #3 - newforomador
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(07/03/2013) [-]
I wouldn't mind a cup of breast milk in the morning. Good luck with that.
User avatar #58 to #3 - srskate
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Okay smeagol calm the **** down.
#7 - thisotherdude
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(07/02/2013) [-]
I approve of the husband's actions.
#38 - shinypokemans
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Bitch, please. A size 9.5 isn't that large.
Bitch, please. A size 9.5 isn't that large.
User avatar #42 to #38 - melredwolf
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Well I am not good at those sizes but isn't that big feet for a girl?
#90 to #42 - Loststorm
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(07/03/2013) [-]
I'm a size 10 for most brands. A women's 10 is usually equivalent to a men's 8 or so.
I've never had an issue with my feet. They let me walk, so I'm content.
User avatar #49 to #42 - alphabethsoop
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(07/03/2013) [-]
i'm 5 ft and i wear a size 5.5 so if shes tall then 9.5 is not abnormal at all. In fact, my friend wears a size 8 and she is 5ft 3 and its considered normal.
User avatar #46 to #42 - tigersstripes
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(07/03/2013) [-]
I'm 5'6 max, I'm a 5-6 women's, my feet are considered small for my size....
So, a for tall girl with average feet...no.
User avatar #45 to #42 - shinypokemans
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(07/03/2013) [-]
I've found that a size 9 is average for women nowadays. And I wear a 10 and I have no problem finding shoes.
#23 - JMF
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User avatar #21 - swiftblood
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(07/03/2013) [-]
these were both posted years ago, just a repost on the site
User avatar #22 to #21 - nikoxasylumz
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(07/03/2013) [-]
The date on the posts says 6/30/13 and 7/1/13. So how was it posted years ago?
#25 to #22 - anon id: 2919765d
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(07/03/2013) [-]
I think they meant the person copied what someone else wrote years ago.
#27 to #21 - gtocforyou
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