>Indian men have small penises. Most major condom companies had - #96383619 added by roninneko at Egyptians targeting heli's during riots

#70 - guitargurl

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(07/02/2013)[-]

This makes me uneasy knowing my boyfriend will deploy to Egypt in august....

#284 to #70 - pulluspardus

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(07/03/2013)[-]

You should go with him, i just came back from Egypt and that place is one ****** up cesspool of ****, you'll boyfriend will most likely to kill himself.

#225 to #70 - oceanfrank

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(07/03/2013)[-]

he'll have a gun at least

#177 to #70 - fuckinniggers

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(07/02/2013)[-]

I kinda know how you feel I got some really close bros being deployed right now. He'll be fine, he has his battle buddies to back him up and he was trained how to handle these situations, just make every moment count and talk to him as much as possible when he does get deployed. Here is a gif to ease your troubled mind

#164 to #70 - anon id: 0af599f5

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(07/02/2013)[-]

You may say it's human nature, it isn't my nature !

#143 to #70 - babybutcher

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(07/02/2013)[-]

Such a cute gif!!!

#137 to #70 - anonymoose

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(07/02/2013)[-]

Make him bring sunglasses or else the lasers will rape his eyes.

#127 to #70 - finni

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(07/02/2013)[-]

I'm sure he will be alright. Don't worry

#180 to #127 - articulate

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(07/02/2013)[-]

Looks like we have a psychic type on our hands.

#182 to #180 - finni

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(07/02/2013)[-]

#106 to #70 - neutralgray

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(07/02/2013)[-]

I wish him well and I wish you the best in his absence.

#92 to #70 - anon id: 23edcdce

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(07/02/2013)[-]

Hey, he'll probably get some job where he won't be in the line of fire.

#90 to #70 - drastronomy

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(07/02/2013)[-]

I love the average funnyjunkers reaction...

it is not AW **** YOU SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME WITH HIM
AW **** YOU SHOULD BE TOGETHER AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

it is....

lel gib him sum fuk bby

#176 to #90 - dicksdicksyolo

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(07/02/2013)[-]

how do you know that op is not a homosexual male?

#363 to #176 - drastronomy

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(07/03/2013)[-]

the name "guitargurl" is how i know...

#161 to #90 - articulate

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(07/02/2013)[-]

It's part of the bro code. You have to help other bros get laid as often as possible.

#83 to #70 - epicisthefun [OP]

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(07/02/2013)[-]

**** him... **** him before huge indian men do

#255 to #83 - infamously

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(07/03/2013)[-]

Don't know why I lost my **** laughing at this comment.

#96 to #83 - roninneko

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(07/02/2013)[-]

>Indian men have small penises. Most major condom companies had to recall massive shipments a couple years ago because none of their condoms fit properly.

> EGYPT. Not INDIA. Egypt is in Africa. India is in Asia. They're on opposite sides of the Arabian Peninsula.

#369 to #96 - anon id: cdf3f799

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(07/08/2013)[-]

I can second this, I teased my Indian friend relentlessly after reading a news article about India's shortcomings.