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Submitted: 07/02/2013
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User avatar #44 - thechosentroll (07/02/2013) [+] (26 replies)
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#47 to #46 - thechosentroll (07/02/2013) [-]
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Oooooooooooooooh. Duck.
User avatar #3 - solarisofcelestia (07/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Duck!
#75 - SunshineCabbage (07/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
It's taken me around 10 minutes to understand. I finally thought I got it, said in my head "ohh right, someone throws a knife at you, you're dead and that's why the writing cuts off"   
   
Scrolled down, realised it was "duck"   
MFW I'm so damn thick.
It's taken me around 10 minutes to understand. I finally thought I got it, said in my head "ohh right, someone throws a knife at you, you're dead and that's why the writing cuts off"

Scrolled down, realised it was "duck"
MFW I'm so damn thick.
#12 - freenarative (07/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
If someone throws a knife at you... Mallard? Anatidae? Bird? Pond?
#19 - alterednicolas (07/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Works with this too.
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#142 to #135 - mvtjets ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
The joke is "If someone throws a knife at you, duck.", because there is an image of a duck under the text.
The joke is "If someone throws a knife at you, duck.", because there is an image of a duck under the text.
#109 - zedong (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If someone throws a knife at you   
   
MALLARD!
If someone throws a knife at you

MALLARD!
#120 - liquidvoodoo (07/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I sat there for a good 5 minutes waiting for the rest of the image to load...   
   
And then it hit me.
I sat there for a good 5 minutes waiting for the rest of the image to load...

And then it hit me.
User avatar #23 - ajperry (07/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"If someone throws a knife at you"

"Mallard"

I don't get it.
#152 - JMF (07/02/2013) [-]
If someone throws a knife at you, Mallard?
What is this ******** ?
User avatar #108 - largilloquent (07/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"pretty straightforward"
no one gets the joke right away
#145 - yearofthemonkey (07/02/2013) [-]
I thought the joke was "If someone throws a knife at you... you are ****** " because I thought I saw blood in the water and thought the duck was stabbed but then I realized that it was really the ducks foot.

y u do dis brain
#157 - foverchristleader ONLINE (07/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#92 - jazzspeaks (07/02/2013) [-]
Sat for five straight minutes waiting for the rest of the picture to load before I got it...
#124 - studbeefpile (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#159 - flynntastic (07/02/2013) [-]
spent 5 minutes waiting for the rest to load
#90 - sgtmajorkururu (07/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
It's harder to duck at the site of a flying sharp object. I would know from personal experience. some prick threw scissors at me when I was in elementary school. No they were not safety scissors. The kid got expelled thankfully. Another time some ass threw a pencil at my eye. That time I wasn't so lucky. Too bad I didn't see the guy.
#51 - BerryLicious (07/02/2013) [-]
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