i dont care. . Who killed more people in the Bible? God 1. 938. 344 People Killed l l l l Satan l l ml l l l. God giveth, and God taketh away? Bible kill God Satan
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#21 - pokemonnuzlocke
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God giveth, and God taketh away?
User avatar #51 to #21 - zaperzero
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There's also the argument that Satan corrupted all that he killed, meaning God looked at this world and said "**** it." cus his ass hole associate greifed his server.
#42 to #21 - implosay
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Giving is giving, taking it away again is stealing. Therefore, God is a stealing prick.
Giving is giving, taking it away again is stealing. Therefore, God is a stealing prick.
#45 to #42 - gewehr
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Yeah that paralyzed him.
User avatar #47 to #45 - implosay
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Naaaaah. He's fine, I'm sure.
#48 to #47 - gewehr
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No I mean I remember reading the background to that and he got paralyzed for life after this.
#50 to #48 - implosay
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User avatar #58 to #42 - toguro
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Oh a side note, awww **** that looks painful
User avatar #23 to #21 - shunkahawolf
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god only created 2 people. after adam and eve it was all incest
User avatar #72 to #23 - fjsknight
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Isn't incest a nono in the bible?
User avatar #73 to #72 - incest
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No, I'm fine.
User avatar #74 to #73 - fjsknight
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Oh thank you for clearing that up for me.
User avatar #89 to #72 - shunkahawolf
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what are you talking about? relatives bone more in the bible than they do in game of thrones
#166 to #23 - hillbillypowpow
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't God only create Adam and Eve first, then other people after they had kids? I'm probably wrong.
#200 to #166 - anon id: 847b1d55
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According to typical interpretations, no (though I'm sure there are some Christians who hold that view, with their reasons). Everyone descended from Adam and Eve. The closest we've ever gotten to the original pair was when all humanity except Noah's family was destroyed in the Flood.
User avatar #225 to #23 - huszti
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3. god created Adam and Lilith, Adams first wife, at the same time and later Eve.
User avatar #216 to #23 - lolollo
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Biologically speaking, incest is only that big a deal after society grew intelligent enough to find it "icky". In reality, incest is no more detrimental to a population than sunlight.

Sure, you have too much of it, you'll get ****** up, but having it happen every now and then doesn't do ****. Human history is full of genetic bottlenecks where incest had to happen in some degree.
#220 to #216 - sabat **User deleted account**
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User avatar #221 to #220 - lolollo
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I didn't say it was harmless, I said it wasn't as harmful as everyone makes it out to be.
#153 to #23 - anon id: 41076dc4
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Eve is made from Adams rib, so thats kind of incest too, sexy cannibalistic incest.
#149 to #23 - anon id: 8d570355
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Not really, they found out other people out of the nowhere
#146 to #23 - anon id: 1f8f5ac9
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But if you read the full text (not King James version) you'll find that god did in fact create more than Adam and Eve, they were just the first.
User avatar #134 to #23 - xXCorpitoXx
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some people mated with demons making the nephilim
i think at some point maybe when they were kicked out his children were no longer of the same blood since they went from angels to human
User avatar #60 to #23 - toguro
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It says later in the scriptures that he made 100s more people and put them in tribes, but it's literally about 2 lines worth so most people accidentally skip it
#171 to #60 - anon id: f9b520bb
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Do you even go to anime board anymore?
User avatar #189 to #171 - toguro
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No I mostly stay on the social board. I doubt anyone would really recognise me if I went back - and because I can't post images on an iPad, majority of my threads will be buried
#35 to #23 - anon id: dad0ea53
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2.5 if you count that he is the father of jesus.
User avatar #25 to #23 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
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No, actually, Adam and Eve were just the foundation for the jewish people.

More people already existed. I know this ''cause I asked my pastor "It's wincest okay?" and he told me that when the Bible speaks of the first man and woman, it means the first jewish man and first jewish woman.
User avatar #46 to #25 - Zeigh
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So god didn't create mankind, only the jews as per your words, which means original sin only extends to the jewish and they're the only who would need to be baptized.
#209 to #25 - anon id: 847b1d55
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What in the Bible supports that? Your pastor is preaching some unfamiliar beliefs.

The Jewish people are exclusively descendents of Abraham's son, Isaac. This is the standard Biblical interpretation. There is a parallel in Islam, saying that the Arabs favored by Allah are descendents of Abraham's others on, Ishmael.

Back to the Hebrews. Isaac's 12 sons and their respective descendents constitute the 12 Tribes of Israel. Adam and Eve could not have been only Jewish, because all their descendents would also be Jewish. Noah's genealogy is traced back to Adam and Eve, and therefore the only ones to survive the Great Flood were Jews, while all other people died off?

Adam and Eve are significant for beginning humanity in general, while Abraham's covenant with God is what defines the Jewish people spiritually.

Coming from an ex-Christian atheist with an interest in religion and mythology.
#36 to #25 - anon id: 2880fb65
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im guessing you are jewish... yeah no
User avatar #37 to #36 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
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I'm not, I'm a Methodist, in case you wished to know.
User avatar #53 to #37 - lordgeneral
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not sure why you're getting thumbed down. it's correct
User avatar #55 to #53 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
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Because people like getting a boner over atheism.
#222 to #55 - mamaluweegee
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Not really.

As for the "Big Three Religions" (as I call them), they all go back to Judaism. You are correct in saying that Adam and Eve are the foundation of Jewish people. However, because Islam and Christianity, and therefore all its sects including Methodism, come from, at one point, Judaism, they all would believe that Adam and Eve are the first two people. Unless your church believes that Jesus had biological children, as in had sex in order to conceive them, then there are no true descendants of Christ.

Oh and before you go on spouting about how I'm and Atheist, I'm a Reform Jew.
User avatar #57 to #55 - lordgeneral
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yep :I
User avatar #10 - Snookbone
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...and lo, the Son of God did come to the Earth, and say "let's be nice to each other for a change!"

So they nailed him to a tree for it.

Amen.
#214 to #10 - anon id: 847b1d55
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Then the sky went dark and earthquakes shook the earth, and they were like "**** *****. Dafuq did we just do?!"
User avatar #20 to #10 - hankmccoy
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Kinda like "**** you, Jesus. Your dad's been killing people like hotcakes. [black voice] We gon' **** yo' ass up. Love? Aint nobody got time fo' dat"
#110 to #10 - hybridxproject
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User avatar #61 to #10 - toguro
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Humanity!
#81 - therealtotodile
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Editing skills off the ******* charts.
#91 to #81 - agentpurplek
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#22 - farn
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#80 to #22 - creepyeevee
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It annoys me that people think pentagrams are for satin. It's a pagen symbol.
User avatar #156 to #80 - newforomador
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Correct. It is the inverted pentagram that is used in satanism, but even then it will occasionally be used in pagan rituals.
#95 to #80 - anon id: ecda2939
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I love satin. But I didn't know it had a symbol for it.
User avatar #11 - anonymoose
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It's no surprise God has a higher kill count on a book that follows him throughout than a character that only occasionally appears in it.
#103 - tmdarby
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Did someone make fun of the bible!!
Did someone make fun of the bible!!
#127 to #103 - sorrowfulone
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Maybe.
Maybe.
#52 - gayboard
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Oh boy it's retarded debate time!
User avatar #126 to #52 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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A debate is based around fact and evidence.
Religion cannot be debated for.
#186 to #126 - sixfishsticks
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ill thumb you up brother.
People are closed minded as ****
#138 to #126 - anon id: 9b369956
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Edgy as ****
User avatar #144 to #138 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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Everyone loves to thumb me down, but no one has the guts to support their side.
#170 to #144 - blacknbluebrony
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Is it really so hard to just let people believe what they want to without trying to prove or disprove anything?
User avatar #215 to #170 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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I didn't say ANYTHING about that right here.
You can believe in any religion you want...but until you have any evidence...you can't DEBATE it.
#145 - mangood
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#198 to #145 - anon id: 55255a92
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lol taken out of context read the whole part.
#173 to #145 - trickytrickster
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Out of context these seem contradicting. Put them back in context and they are in no way contradicting. How sad.
#174 to #173 - mangood
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Yeah I know, neither quote is at all relevant to the other but its a joke son
#179 to #174 - trickytrickster
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I know it is. Just don't like the spread of incorrect information and out of context bible passages. People seriously throw that quote out sometimes.
User avatar #184 to #179 - largilloquent
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>be on internet
>doesnt like spreading of misinformation
>??????
>profit
#130 - jedisquirrel
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#44 - telmarine
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Gud isnut reel bcuz i didn get bike 4 mi brirfday

idgaf what you think now can you stop ramming your beliefs down my throat
User avatar #83 to #44 - Johnsfer
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Gud isnut reel bcuz if god only made us then we are the only things he ever made and things like Mass Effect, Star wars and Starship Troopers can never happen.
Unless without telling us, god made every other known planet with things, but never told us.
however, the lessons taught in the bible like be nice and not mean, are pretty good.
#54 to #44 - xmattx
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forgive me, but I don't think I quite understand your comment. I don't see any beliefs of any kind being forced in any way. I just see an image displaying some calculated values. :/
User avatar #76 to #54 - toggme
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The post is obviously hiting to God as the "bad" person. If you don't notice that somethings wrong with you.. or you're another "all-belief hater"
#105 to #76 - xmattx
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Inferring something is not the same as implying it. You and telmarine may have inferred that meaning from it, as did I, but it is not directly implied, and still pretty objective, which is all I'm saying.