This is Jenga. Source: In content. Phillip ll of Macedon sent an envoy to Sparta threatening: "lfl win this war, you will be slaves forever." - The Spartan' s r This is Jenga Source: In content Phillip ll of Macedon sent an envoy to Sparta threatening: "lfl win this war you will be slaves forever " - The Spartan' s r
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #12 - zxz
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Phillip and Alexander didn't "avoid" Sparta; it just wasn't worth conquering, they didn't give a **** about Sparta when the real prize was Persia.

Also "During Alexander's campaigns in the east, the Spartan king, Agis III sent a force to Crete in 333 BC with the aim of securing the island for Sparta.[26] Agis next took command of allied Greek forces against Macedon, gaining early successes, before laying siege to Megalopolis in 331 BC. A large Macedonian army under general Antipater marched to its relief and defeated the Spartan-led force in a pitched battle.[27] More than 5,300 of the Spartans and their allies were killed in battle, and 3,500 of Antipater's troops.[28] Agis, now wounded and unable to stand, ordered his men to leave him behind to face the advancing Macedonian army so that he could buy them time to retreat. On his knees, the Spartan king slew several enemy soldiers before being finally killed by a javelin.[29] Alexander was merciful, and he only forced the Spartans to join the League of Corinth, which they had previously refused to join.[30]"


Yes it's wikipedia; sue me.
User avatar #83 to #12 - Kairyuka
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Consider yourself sued, my good sir!
Just kidding, I'm not american, I'm not even wearing a flag on my head.
#31 to #12 - anon id: d2bb4e0d
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then you can think, it is the victor who gets to write in the history books
#57 to #12 - anon id: 394bec00
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******** ... Don't trust wikipedia when its about Macedonian history , bcuz they don't have history,they just stole Bulgarian , Thracians and Slavs, and most of their history is lies and myths. They claim even Alexander is Macedonian even all the facts are against them.
#80 to #12 - anon id: 5d583dbf
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so whered you copy and paste this from?
User avatar #81 to #80 - fukkenbisharp
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wikipedia, i says right there on the bottom of he comment
User avatar #46 to #12 - bobothebassdrummer
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This isn't a paper for school, and you are the only one who decided to go and actually look up any sort of valid information. For that +1
User avatar #44 - thegamegestapo
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During the Second World War a Nazi diplomat tried to play hardball with the Swiss. The Conversation went something along the lines of this:
Nazi: You have a standing army of only five thousand, how would you stop us if we were to invade.
Swiss Badass: You see every member of our population is trained how to fight. In a day we can mobilise two hundred and fifty thousand soldiers.
Nazi: But we have Five hundred thousand, what would you do then?
Swiss Badass: We would fire twice.

#64 to #44 - anon id: f58977cd
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Switzerland has a lot of mountains and it is hard to invade, and then theres the money too...
User avatar #66 to #44 - admiralen
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real reason is cause everyone guards the swiss
User avatar #103 to #44 - gammajk
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Also doesn't hurt that the entire country is explosive
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#114 to #103 - thegamegestapo
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I knew they were up to something...
#106 to #44 - recio **User deleted account**
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User avatar #113 to #106 - thegamegestapo
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True or not, it's a good story.
#115 to #113 - recio **User deleted account**
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#120 to #115 - thegamegestapo
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wut?
#48 to #44 - iamthedeigner
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>SFW
#1 - BioWarfarePanda
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#29 to #1 - anon id: 7f092d34
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I bet you use that image often.. God damn.. so dense.
User avatar #2 to #1 - nittytipples
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He is stating the first word of the message, "if" as in you can enslave us IF you can beat us. They were so confident that they sent back a snarky remark
#4 to #1 - fuckingcubes
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Laconic wit. Extremely dry humor. Spartan's were famous for it. The whole the Persians have so many archers that their arrows shall block out the sun, Good we'll fight in the shade then. Is an example of laconic wit.
#33 to #4 - anino
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#6 - theableacher
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User avatar #7 - thisisspartah
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Spartacus was an hero
User avatar #32 to #7 - grocer
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*a hero. Idiot.
#122 to #32 - lordoxygen
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Grammar nazis don't belong to the age of Spartacus.
User avatar #123 to #122 - grocer
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Apologies. I just hate how almost everyone believes that hero should start with "an". Try saying it out loud. It just doesn't work.
#35 to #7 - anon id: 9389e1af
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Spartacus was a gladiator you insolent ****
#43 to #7 - anon id: 8b9006d6
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maybe he's joking?
#45 to #43 - doddythechef
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or maybe hes actually that dumb
User avatar #23 to #7 - hudis
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10/10
#8 to #7 - lordoxygen
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That's like a completely different thing.
User avatar #37 - HeeroYuy
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Yeah, instead of attacking a city, Alexander decided to go and conquer one of the largest and most powerful empires in the world...
#40 - brenton
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Comment Picture
#51 - anon id: 344545f4
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Pretty cool that they all spoke English back then.
User avatar #53 to #51 - kommandantvideo
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It's translated
User avatar #116 to #53 - sspacecore
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you just gave me every type of cancer ever discovered and probably some undiscovered types too. and yes men can get breast cancer
User avatar #91 to #53 - tatwis
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Were you present at the time to approve of this?
#107 to #91 - pineapplepeople
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Were you there at the time of your conception?
#47 - dehymenator
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You know you are a bad ass if Alexander the Great doesn't want to **** with you.
#93 to #47 - anon id: 8018f9e8
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Then I must be a badass, not once has he ****** with me.
#124 to #93 - dehymenator
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User avatar #50 - attifyon
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Greeks barely made statues of Ares because they believed that the statues would become alive and slaughter people in a bloodlust, and the very few statues that were made were held down with chains and kept in walled areas.
Spartans put that **** into open areas with civilians.
User avatar #54 to #50 - schneidend
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Spartans thought to themselves "getting ****** up by Ares would be a pretty sweet way to die. And, you never know, I might just kick his ass."
#85 to #54 - tomthehippie
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Lionidas' fw

Statue of the God of War coming to life to kill everyone?

Lets do this! FOR SPARTA!
User avatar #117 to #85 - sspacecore
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I thin you gave me cancer