Pawn stars. . I' Got my original Mona Lisa I' m trying to sell I' m looking for around 2 billion but won' t go any lower than 1. 5 billion. Uh, yea, there' s no
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Pawn stars

I' Got my original
Mona Lisa I' m trying to sell
I' m looking for around 2 billion
but won' t go any lower than 1. 5 billion.
Uh, yea, there' s not really a market
right now for Mona Lisa;
I' d give you like, bucks, dude.
Alright man, I' d give you like
but that' s the BEST I can
Yea, I only got for my Mona Lisa'?"
I was looking for a couple billion
i' but at the end ofthe day, I' got
uick money in my pocket and that' s
at matters. I' also never heard of eBay,
BILL ode,
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#5 - haloforlife (07/01/2013) [+] (12 replies)
>Seller: Yeah I got the deed to the white house
>Rick: Hmm okay so what was you looking to do with it?
>Selle: Well I bought it for about 5 billion dollars and I know you have to make money so I was thinking maybe I could get 2 billion out of it?
>Rick: Yeah, maybe in auction, there's not really much of a market for this sort of thing, so I'll tell you what I'll give you 10 bucks
>Seller: Hmmm okay
> Rick: Chum you wanna go write him up?
#19 - slumberdonkey (07/02/2013) [+] (10 replies)
>Walk into pawn stars' pawn shop
>Put jar on the table
>Rick asks me "whatcha got for me?"
>"This is George Washington's penis in a jar."
>"Sorry man, i don't know too much about this, let me call in my friend who is an expert on George Washington's penis in a jar."
>Expert comes
>Verifies that it is indeed the phallus of our founding father George Washington
>Rick turns to me
>Does that fat guy laugh right in my face
>"Sorry man, not really a market out there for this kind of thing. I mean, does it even work? I'll give you $2.35 aaaaaaaand what's left of this pepsi."

mfw this show is ******* dum
#29 - bitchplzzz (07/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"I have also never heard of ebay"
User avatar #42 to #29 - AvatarAirBender (07/02/2013) [-]
I feel like Steve-O has too many teeth.
#16 - kurokoda (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#37 - coasterfreak (07/02/2013) [+] (13 replies)
alright 1 more for the giggles
#6 - macpeter (07/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
the sellers are so retarded
the seller, the pawn guy meet a valuer guy for the item,
valuer prices it around $5000
pawn star guy offers $800
seller accepts $1500

wtf dude, it literally got valued in front of you 5 mins ago. reject this pawn star dickhead's offer and go somewhere else to sell it and collect the full value. otherwise your losing over $3k
User avatar #8 to #6 - ThpiderMan (07/02/2013) [-]
What sytheris said, not to mention, when you sell it in an auction like setting, which is the price they always get quoted, they take a large percentage of what you make when you sell at an auction, and these specialty items are generally only sold that way, to ensure authenticity and **** like that. It's gonna take a lot of work generally to sell it yourself as well, so when they undercut anywhere from 35-70%, it's because they know after the work they put in to sell it, it's not gonna be profit nearly as large as what you might think.

And most importantly, it's a pawnshop. They aren't collectors or historians, they are in a business to turn products for cash as quickly as possible, and the people selling there know they aren't getting what they could, most of them need cash fast. It is vegas afterall, i've seen plenty of episodes where someone get's rid of hundred-year old heirlooms for a night of gambling.
#54 - veiledtruth (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#53 - ahoi (07/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
And the best part is, that they always got some friend who happens to be an expert in something ridicules and at the same living in the same town/neighborhood   
>Like I got a friend who is an expert in rusty screws for refrigerators from the 1930's
And the best part is, that they always got some friend who happens to be an expert in something ridicules and at the same living in the same town/neighborhood
>Like I got a friend who is an expert in rusty screws for refrigerators from the 1930's
#58 - Happiness (07/02/2013) [-]
I will find I way to use this
#49 - blackrookfiend (07/02/2013) [-]
MFW very few people seem to actually know how Pawn shops work.   
   
I have seen some raw deals on this show, but these guys usually do give better sales than other Pawns I've been in.
MFW very few people seem to actually know how Pawn shops work.

I have seen some raw deals on this show, but these guys usually do give better sales than other Pawns I've been in.
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#50 - sandwitchman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#51 to #50 - Lainge (07/02/2013) [-]
Really?
#88 - tobzter (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#82 - dehfurk (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I actually really like this show. The show, so far for me, has a 100% chance of having at least one really cool item with some incredible backstory on it. I'm sure some stuff is staged but I feel that most of the actual sales are legit, mainly because the other person is trying to make money and being on camera doesn't change that fact. Watch this every Thursday and love every moment.

Also, this guy is awesome.
#18 - elmoose **User deleted account** (07/02/2013) [-]
#17 - GoodGood (07/02/2013) [-]
mfw " ***** you cray"
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