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#56 - mrgoodlove ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
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This should be considered a life cheat code
#11 - illegalartist (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
there was a lot of good ones in that thread. I'll try remembering one of my other favorites
>Be doing yard work
>Hot AZ summer day
>About to go inside when two Mormons show up
"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ
"Sure, lemme go inside to get us some refreshments. Can you hold this for me?"
>Give one of the Mormons a rock.
>Mfw fifteen minutes later they were still standing out there holding the rock.
#43 - GabeAsher (07/02/2013) [+] (9 replies)
This reminds of a few years back when I used to live in the US, we had Jehova's Witnesses showing up at our door every weekend, so one day, 16 year old me decides to play guitar hero. naked.
The anticipation and excitement of their impending arrival could not taste any sweeter.
I hear a knock on the door.
"Men, hold on to your steeds."
Open the door with nothing but a flimsy plastic guitar covering my dangly-bits.
Invite them in.
MFW they hesitate a few seconds then decide to go in anyways.
I sit down, spread eagle, guitar on my back, chair facing backwards and lean on the back rest.
Guys just jump back and say they'll come back some other time.
See them awkwardly run out of the neighborhood.
#103 - thesinful (07/02/2013) [-]
> live less than a mile from the Joseph Smith Farm (place founder of Mormonism grew up)
> deal with missionaries at least twice a month.
> one day missionaries come to door while I'm fapping
> answer door naked
> Mfw I never see a missionary again
#81 - thechosentroll (07/02/2013) [-]
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Meanwhile in the legion of doom east Europe.

All we get are gypsies begging on the door and even then they usually give up after about 40 seconds.
#4 - feedmeh (07/02/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I'm a fairly religious Christian, and I always get into REALLY long conversations with them. Usually I just piss them off by pointing out where they're wrong in the bible, but I've converted a couple of them. It was kinda funny.

I do the same with J-Dubs, too. They're easier to disprove, harder to convert.
User avatar #10 to #7 - YllekNayr (07/02/2013) [-]
Right, because that's totally effective against religious people, and this totally happens to you.

All the time.
User avatar #86 - andriod (07/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Say what you will but I have nothing but respect for these people.

They go every out every week knowing they will find people like OP. And they do this because they want to "Save your soul". Even if you aren't a man of faith, As a human being, you should still give them some respect and just say no.
#15 - Absolute Madman (07/02/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I hate to be 'that guy' but it really bothers me when people talk about doing things like this to Witnesses and Mormons or whoever. I mean they're just doing what they were told to do. Have you ever tried talking to them? I can't speak for Mormons but from experience with Witnesses they do have a lot to say and can back up any questions you have. Don't underestimate them.
User avatar #52 to #15 - drunkasaurus (07/02/2013) [-]
can their religion explain why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
User avatar #3 - Steinwolf (07/01/2013) [-]
considering this was on /b/ - I was prepared for something much more sinister.
#5 - Absolute Madman (07/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I hate to be that guy but... It isnt 100% agianst the rules for mormons to drink beer. They just discourage it.
Also had he sent that picture to the church what are they gonna say "Hey, heres a picture of you with a beer,. GTFO banned for life." and not listen to his side of the story.
User avatar #50 to #5 - drunkasaurus (07/02/2013) [-]
My roommate is mormon and mormons are seriously a very understanding people. His parents came to visit and were like "OMG, you've been letting our son drink beer?!" so, instead of hating me they ask me to participate in his intervention since I'm obviously good friends with him. I jokingly ask if I can have a beer during the intervention, and they said it was fine as long as my friend didn't have one. At that point I told my friend "just hear them out, they obviously think they have your best interests at heart, and aren't really worried about passing their beliefs onto others". Sat still for a 30 minute intervention, everyone was happy, I had a beer, and now we just make sure to hide all the alcohol when his parents come to visit.
#110 - luiselvergas (07/02/2013) [-]
other than the whole door knocking thing i think Mormons are the nicest people ever
other than the whole door knocking thing i think Mormons are the nicest people ever
#28 - lobbert (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm a former Mormon aswell. Missionaries don't give a **** usually. They're normal people. I play magic (the card game) with a returned missionary and smoke weed while doing it. I've even showed up on mushrooms and he didn't give a **** .

>MFW they didn't come back because they won't if you ask them not to come back. People think they need a clever ruse to do so.

ok, that's not my face...
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User avatar #112 - weirdvintagegirl (07/02/2013) [-]
I live right next to a Mormon church, but Mormons never show up at my door. I would expect somebody to since the church is packed full every Sunday, but they don't. And I'm kind of glad for it. I'm not converting.
#98 - Absolute Madman (07/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
they wont get in trouble for just holding a beer.
User avatar #100 to #98 - welfarekid (07/02/2013) [-]
It's an incriminating photo, this isn't The Daily Prophet, we dont know what he does next with that beer.
#77 - samoaspider ONLINE (07/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Here's what I do - tell them you're satanist. I live in a highly atheistic country and they have never showed up again in front of my door.
User avatar #68 - nobuttsex (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I read mormons as morons, still works either way
#33 - esmebuffay (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#34 to #33 - esmebuffay (07/02/2013) [-]
MFW JWs and Mormons.
MFW JWs and Mormons.
#102 - retwistfate (07/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
my room mate was a Mormon, and the church was trying to convert me (born and raised Mennonite). roomates FW i turn porn on really loud, open the door with my crotchless assless chaps on with a clown mask and a beer holding a bucket of what looks like blood welcoming them to the orgy and asking if they would like to come in
User avatar #111 to #105 - weirdvintagegirl (07/02/2013) [-]
Mennonites are a Protestant group who are sort of similar to the Amish. They dress very, very conservatively in specific clothing. There's a big Mennonite group where my grandma lives, and a lot of them don't even speak English, they speak German. It's a very interesting group of people.
#18 - GoodGood (07/02/2013) [-]
i feel like i'd see this in a sitcom..
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