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#20 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (07/01/2013) [+] (142 replies)
I'm going to throw in my 2 cents about evolution.

Going on with the belief that god exists, why can evolution not be one of god's tools to create the world he apparently has in mind. The Bible goes on to say that the world was created in 6 days, with the 7th day for rest. But what if god, assuming he exists, is still in the process of creating the world he wants, using evolution as one of his observable tools?

Assuming that the 'days' spoken of in the Bible were figuratively meant, we could still be in the 7th day, which could've been mistaken as god's resting day, since our short spans of existance make us unable to comprehend how long god takes for his 'day', as an immortal, omnipotent being.


Then again, I don't believe he exists. I'm just being philosophical here.
#56 - jakedertree (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)



-"In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this retard frog-sqirrel, and then that had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog, and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey…and that made you! So there you go! You’re the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!"

-Ms. Garrison, South Park
#1 - supercrazyhaha (07/01/2013) [-]
see you on the front page
#46 - emotep (07/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Am i the only one who finds it quite ironic that pretty much all the comments are about 'how crazy a ********* is inc', or 'how terrible it is to discuss religion in general'?
Actually this seems to be the case for pretty much all post regarding religion. Why are people obsessing about how these "religious"- or "atheist-nutjobs" are going to make a 'fool' of themselves in the comment section. Arguing religion over the internet might be a waste of time, but arguing about how much you dislike people discussing religion on the internet is even more pathetic.

TLDR: If all you can contribute to a debate; is about how you think the debate in itself is stupid, you should shut the **** up.
#153 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I JUST SHAVED MY BUTT HOLE AND NOW IT'S BLEEDING. THERE WAS TOO MUCH HAIR IN MY BUTT AND IT FELT LIKE THERE WAS ALWAYS SOMETHING UP THERE. I WAS SICK OF ADJUSTING IT EVER FEW MINUTES. SHAVING IT WAS FINE UNTIL THE END WHEN I NOTICED IT WAS BLEEDING IN THAT STRETCH OF SKIN WHERE MY ASS MET MY DICK. WHEN I SEEN BLOOD ON THE RAZOR I FREAKED. THEN I PUT A WASHCLOTH UP THERE THAT IS NOW SOAKED WITH BLOOD AND **** . THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER SHAVE YOUR ASS.
#239 - pwnfrnzy (07/02/2013) [+] (34 replies)
#128 - millennial (07/02/2013) [+] (32 replies)
lordpsa summed up everything in one badass quote a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.
#68 - Pootering (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#118 - mrsadsap **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (8 replies)
#314 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
IF EVOLUTION THEORY IS TRUE, WHY DONT CHICKENS GIVE BIRTH TO DAWGS???????
CHRISTIANS: 1
ATHEIST:0

Your movie, atheist!
#73 - Protomix (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#72 - theblacksheep (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#172 - infinitereaper (07/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I don't believe in God, however, I kind of believe (or would like to believe) in some sort of afterlife and soul.   
   
Maybe it's crazy, but I think there is a chance that what we call (at least some of it) supernatural is just some science we haven't discovered yet, and/or something we can't explain yet.   
   
I guess part of me doesn't want to believe we're all just dust that will die and blow away with the wind.
I don't believe in God, however, I kind of believe (or would like to believe) in some sort of afterlife and soul.

Maybe it's crazy, but I think there is a chance that what we call (at least some of it) supernatural is just some science we haven't discovered yet, and/or something we can't explain yet.

I guess part of me doesn't want to believe we're all just dust that will die and blow away with the wind.
#77 - secretsecret (07/02/2013) [+] (14 replies)
life can not come from no life, that's a law of science. The THEORY of evolution is based of the LAW being false.
#80 to #77 - Riot (07/02/2013) [-]
mfw anyone emphasizes the 'theory' bit when referring to evolution. the scientific definition of theory is quite different than the common definition.
mfw anyone emphasizes the 'theory' bit when referring to evolution. the scientific definition of theory is quite different than the common definition.
#184 - FightClub (07/02/2013) [+] (10 replies)
am i the only one that believes god did create the universe but also left it to evolve on its own?

pretty much a combination of both theories
User avatar #63 - patrickmiller (07/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
ITs funny because the evidence is so overwhelming the Catholic church has come out and said it is undeniable fact.
#8 - fyaq (07/01/2013) [-]
incoming circlejerks, 						**********					, rustled jimmies, and various other internet mis-adventures.
incoming circlejerks, ********** , rustled jimmies, and various other internet mis-adventures.

#252 - weenieandthebutt (07/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
MFW I believe in Islam but accept the theory of evolution and big bang as undeniable evidence. Why can't religious people just see that God works his way through science.
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