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#51 - Absolute Madman (07/01/2013) [-]
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me … im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again
^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
#96 to #51 - hidanfangirl (07/02/2013) [-]
You know, she's probably just ******* with us.
#82 to #51 - neoexdeath ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
By the sacred and divine laws of the Internet, I must request that you bare your breasts, or leave the premises posthaste. Or, if has your grammar indicates, you cannot understand the preceding: Tits or GTFO.
#78 to #51 - heartlessrobot (07/02/2013) [-]
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What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll **** fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
User avatar #57 to #51 - IAmManbearpig (07/01/2013) [-]
oh, look. this again.
it's been awhile since I've seen this copypasta
User avatar #55 to #51 - thempc (07/01/2013) [-]
the opening crawl of Fag Wars V: the 9fags strike back
#52 to #51 - Absolute Madman (07/01/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.
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#68 to #54 - Absolute Madman (07/01/2013) [-]
your mom is a samefag
#69 to #68 - Absolute Madman (07/01/2013) [-]
le epic troll
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