>be 17 >be on the bus to school >sitting with - #96302943 added by danili at field

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(07/01/2013)[-]

>be 17
>be on the bus to school
>sitting with my leg in a ****** up way
>15-20 min later
>the bus is right outside the school
>there are several busses so about 100 students walk in the same direction
>as i get up from my seat my leg feels like what a tv looks like with no signal
>i manage to get to the backdoor of the bus
>as i reach the stairs my leg starts to fail
>first and second step reached
>then at the third step my leg just stop working
>i fall and almost fist a girl right in the face
i almost faceplant right into the ground but my trusty hand saves me
>everyone behind me stopped and stared at me, not giving a **** that a guy might be hurt
>i slowly get up and people are still staring and i stare back
>we stand there, me and maybe 20 people looking at me and me looking back
> i give them a thumb up while looking confused as ****
>then i see a guy giving me a thumb back and everyone starts to move again
>to this day i still do not know why nobody helped me

pic related, its almost the guy's face when thumbing me back

#129 to #20 - zenet

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(07/02/2013)[-]

also can relate
>typical day in 4th or 5th grade
>walking out to recess in a line
>kid in front of me, talking with his hands, hits me clean in the eye
>I start crying, everyone stares and has no idea what happened
>get sent to nurse, lay down for a bit
>go back to recess after I feel better
>get stopped by monitor and ask if I was in the class that was in trouble
>still have to wait in place as punishment for whatever we did even though I got hurt

skip ahead a few years and the same bitch monitor turned out to be in my highschool

#81 to #20 - edcbbiii

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(07/02/2013)[-]

"fist a girl right in the face"

what's that called again?

#91 to #81 - negrocop

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(07/02/2013)[-]

fisting a girl in the face.

#135 to #91 - edcbbiii

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(07/03/2013)[-]

well played sir

#31 to #20 - freshbakedrolls

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(07/01/2013)[-]

can relate
>6th grade
>running in gym
>sometimes if i work out to hard i black out
>tired as **** but keep running
>black out and fall
>wake up
>everyone is still running and the gym teacher is talking to random person
>notice i have a bloody leg from the fall
>ask gym teacher if i can get a band aid
>tells me to go to the nurse and that i am a slacker for trying to get out of running.

#43 to #31 - Vondrunk

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(07/02/2013)[-]

Can also relate
>Final year of University
>Literally couple months ago
>woke up in bed (Duh)
>Leg is pinned under me
>Get static feeling in leg
>Get out of bed
>Put non static feeling leg out first
>Doing well so far
>Put Static leg out next
>Nothing there what so ever
>Fold back on myself at the knee
>Fell faster than Jimmy Savile's Pants in an Orphanage
>Try to get back up instantly, nothing doing
>Lay on the floor, trapped in my room for a full 10 minutes, laughing at myself
>Leg slowly wakes back up
>Turns out i broke my toe in the original fall

#39 to #31 - tragicrhapsody

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(07/02/2013)[-]

>bleeding
>slacker

He might not know or care that you black out from overworking your body, but bleeding is like the universal school mayday.

#67 to #39 - anon id: c54b0042

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(07/02/2013)[-]

You'd think that, but some teachers just want a reason to hate kids. I remember I got stabbed in the leg in 6th grade (...by myself. Accidental. Long story..), and I was bleeding profusely, and the teacher told me I wasn't allowed to go to the nurse until I finished my work sheet. Blood was running down my leg and pooling at my foot the entire time. I almost passed out on my way to the nurse's office, later. Fun times...

#89 to #67 - cyanidesandvich

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(07/02/2013)[-]

we've got time to read bro, how did you stab yourself in the leg?

#28 to #20 - needmesomebacon

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(07/01/2013)[-]

When a tv does that it's Static