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    #20 - danili
    Reply+62
    (07/01/2013)[-]
    >be 17    
>be on the bus to school    
>sitting with my leg in a ****** up way    
>15-20 min later    
>the bus is right outside the school    
>there are several busses so about 100 students walk in the same direction    
>as i get up from my seat my leg feels like what a tv looks like with no signal    
>i manage to get to the backdoor of the bus    
>as i reach the stairs my leg starts to fail    
>first and second step reached    
>then at the third step my leg just stop working    
>i fall and almost fist a girl right in the face    
i almost faceplant right into the ground but my trusty hand saves me    
>everyone behind me stopped and stared at me, not giving a **** that a guy might be hurt    
>i slowly get up and people are still staring and i stare back    
>we stand there, me and maybe 20 people looking at me and me looking back    
> i give them a thumb up while looking confused as ****   
>then i see a guy giving me a thumb back and everyone starts to move again   
>to this day i still do not know why nobody helped me    
   
pic related, its almost the guy's face when thumbing me back
    >be 17
    >be on the bus to school
    >sitting with my leg in a ****** up way
    >15-20 min later
    >the bus is right outside the school
    >there are several busses so about 100 students walk in the same direction
    >as i get up from my seat my leg feels like what a tv looks like with no signal
    >i manage to get to the backdoor of the bus
    >as i reach the stairs my leg starts to fail
    >first and second step reached
    >then at the third step my leg just stop working
    >i fall and almost fist a girl right in the face
    i almost faceplant right into the ground but my trusty hand saves me
    >everyone behind me stopped and stared at me, not giving a **** that a guy might be hurt
    >i slowly get up and people are still staring and i stare back
    >we stand there, me and maybe 20 people looking at me and me looking back
    > i give them a thumb up while looking confused as ****
    >then i see a guy giving me a thumb back and everyone starts to move again
    >to this day i still do not know why nobody helped me

    pic related, its almost the guy's face when thumbing me back
    User avatar#129 to #20 - zenet
    Reply0
    (07/02/2013)[-]
    also can relate
    >typical day in 4th or 5th grade
    >walking out to recess in a line
    >kid in front of me, talking with his hands, hits me clean in the eye
    >I start crying, everyone stares and has no idea what happened
    >get sent to nurse, lay down for a bit
    >go back to recess after I feel better
    >get stopped by monitor and ask if I was in the class that was in trouble
    >still have to wait in place as punishment for whatever we did even though I got hurt

    skip ahead a few years and the same bitch monitor turned out to be in my highschool
    #81 to #20 - edcbbiii
    Reply+2
    (07/02/2013)[-]
    "fist a girl right in the face"

    what's that called again?
    User avatar#91 to #81 - negrocop
    Reply+2
    (07/02/2013)[-]
    fisting a girl in the face.
    #135 to #91 - edcbbiii
    Reply+1
    (07/03/2013)[-]
    well played sir
    #31 to #20 - freshbakedrolls
    Reply+6
    (07/01/2013)[-]
    can relate   
>6th grade   
>running in gym   
>sometimes if i work out to hard i black out   
>tired as **** but keep running   
>black out and fall   
>wake up   
>everyone is still running and the gym teacher is talking to random person   
>notice i have a bloody leg from the fall   
>ask gym teacher if i can get a band aid   
>tells me to go to the nurse and that i am a slacker for trying to get out of running.
    can relate
    >6th grade
    >running in gym
    >sometimes if i work out to hard i black out
    >tired as **** but keep running
    >black out and fall
    >wake up
    >everyone is still running and the gym teacher is talking to random person
    >notice i have a bloody leg from the fall
    >ask gym teacher if i can get a band aid
    >tells me to go to the nurse and that i am a slacker for trying to get out of running.
    #43 to #31 - Vondrunk
    Reply+11
    (07/02/2013)[-]
    Can also relate   
>Final year of University   
>Literally couple months ago   
>woke up in bed (Duh)   
>Leg is pinned under me   
>Get static feeling in leg   
>Get out of bed   
>Put non static feeling leg out first   
>Doing well so far   
>Put Static leg out next   
>Nothing there what so ever   
>Fold back on myself at the knee   
>Fell faster than Jimmy Savile's Pants in an Orphanage   
>Try to get back up instantly, nothing doing   
>Lay on the floor, trapped in my room for a full 10 minutes, laughing at myself   
>Leg slowly wakes back up   
>Turns out i broke my toe in the original fall
    Can also relate
    >Final year of University
    >Literally couple months ago
    >woke up in bed (Duh)
    >Leg is pinned under me
    >Get static feeling in leg
    >Get out of bed
    >Put non static feeling leg out first
    >Doing well so far
    >Put Static leg out next
    >Nothing there what so ever
    >Fold back on myself at the knee
    >Fell faster than Jimmy Savile's Pants in an Orphanage
    >Try to get back up instantly, nothing doing
    >Lay on the floor, trapped in my room for a full 10 minutes, laughing at myself
    >Leg slowly wakes back up
    >Turns out i broke my toe in the original fall
    User avatar#39 to #31 - tragicrhapsody
    Reply0
    (07/02/2013)[-]
    >bleeding
    >slacker

    He might not know or care that you black out from overworking your body, but bleeding is like the universal school mayday.
    #67 to #39 - anon id: c54b0042
    Reply0
    (07/02/2013)[-]
    You'd think that, but some teachers just want a reason to hate kids. I remember I got stabbed in the leg in 6th grade (...by myself. Accidental. Long story..), and I was bleeding profusely, and the teacher told me I wasn't allowed to go to the nurse until I finished my work sheet. Blood was running down my leg and pooling at my foot the entire time. I almost passed out on my way to the nurse's office, later. Fun times...
    #89 to #67 - cyanidesandvich
    Reply+2
    (07/02/2013)[-]
    we've got time to read bro, how did you stab yourself in the leg?
    we've got time to read bro, how did you stab yourself in the leg?
    #28 to #20 - needmesomebacon
    Reply-3
    (07/01/2013)[-]
    When a tv does that it's Static
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