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#20 - danili (07/01/2013) [-]
>be 17    
>be on the bus to school    
>sitting with my leg in a 						******					 up way    
>15-20 min later    
>the bus is right outside the school    
>there are several busses so about 100 students walk in the same direction    
>as i get up from my seat my leg feels like what a tv looks like with no signal    
>i manage to get to the backdoor of the bus    
>as i reach the stairs my leg starts to fail    
>first and second step reached    
>then at the third step my leg just stop working    
>i fall and almost fist a girl right in the face    
i almost faceplant right into the ground but my trusty hand saves me    
>everyone behind me stopped and stared at me, not giving a 						****					 that a guy might be hurt    
>i slowly get up and people are still staring and i stare back    
>we stand there, me and maybe 20 people looking at me and me looking back    
> i give them a thumb up while looking confused as 						****					   
>then i see a guy giving me a thumb back and everyone starts to move again   
>to this day i still do not know why nobody helped me    
   
pic related, its almost the guy's face when thumbing me back
>be 17
>be on the bus to school
>sitting with my leg in a ****** up way
>15-20 min later
>the bus is right outside the school
>there are several busses so about 100 students walk in the same direction
>as i get up from my seat my leg feels like what a tv looks like with no signal
>i manage to get to the backdoor of the bus
>as i reach the stairs my leg starts to fail
>first and second step reached
>then at the third step my leg just stop working
>i fall and almost fist a girl right in the face
i almost faceplant right into the ground but my trusty hand saves me
>everyone behind me stopped and stared at me, not giving a **** that a guy might be hurt
>i slowly get up and people are still staring and i stare back
>we stand there, me and maybe 20 people looking at me and me looking back
> i give them a thumb up while looking confused as ****
>then i see a guy giving me a thumb back and everyone starts to move again
>to this day i still do not know why nobody helped me

pic related, its almost the guy's face when thumbing me back
User avatar #129 to #20 - zenet (07/02/2013) [-]
also can relate
>typical day in 4th or 5th grade
>walking out to recess in a line
>kid in front of me, talking with his hands, hits me clean in the eye
>I start crying, everyone stares and has no idea what happened
>get sent to nurse, lay down for a bit
>go back to recess after I feel better
>get stopped by monitor and ask if I was in the class that was in trouble
>still have to wait in place as punishment for whatever we did even though I got hurt

skip ahead a few years and the same bitch monitor turned out to be in my highschool
User avatar #81 to #20 - edcbbiii (07/02/2013) [-]
"fist a girl right in the face"

what's that called again?
#91 to #81 - negrocop ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
fisting a girl in the face.
User avatar #135 to #91 - edcbbiii (07/03/2013) [-]
well played sir
#31 to #20 - freshbakedrolls (07/01/2013) [-]
can relate   
>6th grade   
>running in gym   
>sometimes if i work out to hard i black out   
>tired as 						****					 but keep running   
>black out and fall   
>wake up   
>everyone is still running and the gym teacher is talking to random person   
>notice i have a bloody leg from the fall   
>ask gym teacher if i can get a band aid   
>tells me to go to the nurse and that i am a slacker for trying to get out of running.
can relate
>6th grade
>running in gym
>sometimes if i work out to hard i black out
>tired as **** but keep running
>black out and fall
>wake up
>everyone is still running and the gym teacher is talking to random person
>notice i have a bloody leg from the fall
>ask gym teacher if i can get a band aid
>tells me to go to the nurse and that i am a slacker for trying to get out of running.
#43 to #31 - Vondrunk (07/02/2013) [-]
Can also relate
>Final year of University
>Literally couple months ago
>woke up in bed (Duh)
>Leg is pinned under me
>Get static feeling in leg
>Get out of bed
>Put non static feeling leg out first
>Doing well so far
>Put Static leg out next
>Nothing there what so ever
>Fold back on myself at the knee
>Fell faster than Jimmy Savile's Pants in an Orphanage
>Try to get back up instantly, nothing doing
>Lay on the floor, trapped in my room for a full 10 minutes, laughing at myself
>Leg slowly wakes back up
>Turns out i broke my toe in the original fall
User avatar #39 to #31 - tragicrhapsody (07/02/2013) [-]
>bleeding
>slacker

He might not know or care that you black out from overworking your body, but bleeding is like the universal school mayday.
#67 to #39 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
You'd think that, but some teachers just want a reason to hate kids. I remember I got stabbed in the leg in 6th grade (...by myself. Accidental. Long story..), and I was bleeding profusely, and the teacher told me I wasn't allowed to go to the nurse until I finished my work sheet. Blood was running down my leg and pooling at my foot the entire time. I almost passed out on my way to the nurse's office, later. Fun times...
#89 to #67 - cyanidesandvich (07/02/2013) [-]
we've got time to read bro, how did you stab yourself in the leg?
User avatar #28 to #20 - needmesomebacon (07/01/2013) [-]
When a tv does that it's Static
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