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Submitted: 07/01/2013
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#260 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
One handed ctrl+alt+del is ctrl+alt+del. *****
User avatar #259 - namnori ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
Except consoles have serial numbers stamped into them so that doesn't work... They would know you bought it a long time before the new one and you'd be arrested for fraud
#254 - epowers (07/02/2013) [-]
please excuse well i flood my house with citronella oil
please excuse well i flood my house with citronella oil
#252 - johnpoppy ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
"Laundry"
User avatar #250 - deescalation ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
the red pen one won't work if you're a crew chief. People steal red pens way more than normal ones
User avatar #233 - tehpwnz (07/02/2013) [-]
with regard to the ctrl+shift+esc
1. it opens up task manager, not the ctrl+alt+del menu
2. its pretty much just as uncomfortable to do with one hand as ctrl+alt+del, assuming you are using the ctrl and alt on the right side of the keyboard
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User avatar #248 to #233 - settlwlvs (07/02/2013) [-]
depends on your settings. some computers have ctrl+alt+del set to go straight to task manager.
#232 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
the whole friendzone thing reallly worked with this fag didnt it
User avatar #246 to #232 - churrundo (07/02/2013) [-]
oh **** I'm in the middle of that
#247 to #246 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
oh well
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User avatar #234 to #230 - tehpwnz (07/02/2013) [-]
what?
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User avatar #239 to #238 - tehpwnz (07/02/2013) [-]
its not telling you to immediately after being rejected ask to be set up with one of her friends...
#227 - catnipcrazy (07/02/2013) [-]
1)Go to google images.
2)search Atari Breakout
3)???
4)Profit
#226 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
I tried the powerstrip thing once...
they ******* pulled me to the side for question, search and pat down...
User avatar #225 - tehrox (07/02/2013) [-]
Why use air conditioning at 50 mph?
User avatar #235 to #225 - ryapr (07/02/2013) [-]
at that speed having the windows down increases drag dramatically enough that running the ac is more fuel efficient
User avatar #240 to #235 - tehrox (07/02/2013) [-]
ok thanks
#217 - tmdarby (07/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #215 - guitarflute (07/02/2013) [-]
Because he knows we all go to "task manager"
User avatar #213 - stocxt (07/02/2013) [-]
I can confirm the first one is a lie.

I witnessed my favorite red pen being stolen right before my eyes.
User avatar #211 - navadae (07/02/2013) [-]
i just tried the dry erase board one.... worked quite well, actually
#206 - betars ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
How long will these ********* understand that friendzoning doesn't exist?

Women aren't ATM machines, you can't just put kindness credit card inside and receive serious relationship money.

Want a serious relationship? Make a move on her.
Rejected? Move on, it's not that she's the last woman in the world.
#228 to #206 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
and if you're the stubbourn type, like me, than figure out what the problem she has is and try to fix it
User avatar #249 to #228 - yuukoku (07/02/2013) [-]
Yes, but that can go on for months if not years. I tried for like a month. Didn't work. I just said " **** it" and it was the best decision I've ever made.
#204 - hypocritical (07/02/2013) [-]
hydrogen peroxide cleans blood stains? that'll be useful
User avatar #202 - residentblackman (07/02/2013) [-]
I do a three day split of chest/tris, back/bis and legs/shoulders, **** your upper/lower body split!
User avatar #193 - zombiefied (07/02/2013) [-]
******** i steal red pens. **** the teacher and their "pull out a red pen" ****
User avatar #187 - vanoreo (07/02/2013) [-]
tfw there is no such thing as the "friend zone"

It's called "Having friends"

awful, I know
User avatar #195 to #187 - prettypalmtrees (07/02/2013) [-]
finally someone who isnt a ******* idiot
User avatar #192 to #187 - weinerdick (07/02/2013) [-]
"Wanna go out?"
"I see you more as a friend"
Friend zone.
User avatar #196 to #192 - prettypalmtrees (07/02/2013) [-]
are you kidding me
User avatar #199 to #196 - weinerdick (07/02/2013) [-]
Didn't you realize that's what people bitch about all the damn time?
User avatar #224 to #199 - prettypalmtrees (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm so sorry, I thought you were reiterating that that was a legitimate example of friendzoning
User avatar #237 to #224 - weinerdick (07/02/2013) [-]
Nope
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