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User avatar #1 - sergiusalceanu (07/01/2013) [-]
But how did he mark 5?
#42 to #1 - 4chan refugee (07/01/2013) [-]
*penis* is the answer
User avatar #22 to #1 - schneidend (07/01/2013) [-]
Folded the card in two.
User avatar #18 to #1 - thatniggerguy (07/01/2013) [-]
He put the hole puncher through the hole in number 4.
User avatar #17 to #1 - coolpotato (07/01/2013) [-]
with his dick
User avatar #8 to #1 - funkyrednipples (07/01/2013) [-]
I don't get it
User avatar #15 to #8 - boogyshadow ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
he had to have slightly folded it to punch both 4 & 5, if you look closely they're both very close together.

Which means that cat died so bad once that it counted as two deaths.
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User avatar #4 to #1 - usbfridge (07/01/2013) [-]
Fold it. Problem solved.
User avatar #3 to #1 - riggyrigs (07/01/2013) [-]
he is god he does whatever the **** he wants
User avatar #10 to #3 - carnivoreapples (07/01/2013) [-]
wouldn't he be saint peter?
#24 to #10 - 4chan refugee (07/01/2013) [-]
If you're catholic, for a christian it would either be God or Jesus. >->
#32 to #24 - kinglev (07/01/2013) [-]
it doesn't matter what form of chirstianity... it's still going to be Peter the only difference is that catholics give him the title "saint"
User avatar #25 to #24 - rieskimo (07/01/2013) [-]
>Catholic
>Christian
You don't actually have to choose.

It's like how a square is a rectangle but a rectangle isn't always square.
User avatar #33 to #25 - theissf (07/01/2013) [-]
Ehh a little wrong on that one bud. I'm catholic, and I don't know if it is just my church but for some reason everyone thinks that they are so much better than every other christian out there. I dislike my church because everyone is just a bunch of narcissistic assholes.
User avatar #37 to #33 - pabloch (07/01/2013) [-]
You're around the wrong sort of bunch, I'm catholic too and I'm surrounded by wonderful people.

Regarding what rieskimo said, there ARE some differences, just to name a few:

1) Christians don't believe in any imagery, whereas catholics have plenty: The crucifix, a rosary, etc
2) To pray christians just close their eyes and get on their knees (many variations of course), while catholics make the form of a crucifix with their hands while saying "In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit" everytime before praying and afterwards.
3) Catholics also worship the virgin Mary (some more than others, I'm part of a Maryan movement called Schoenstatt) while christians only acknoledge her as jesus's mother.
4) Catholics believe in the holy trinity, which says that God is the father, the son and the holy spirit, all three of them at the same time, but each of them is different from the other. I'm honestly not sure what the Christian's view on this is.

And Rieskimo, don't start a rant without knowing **** , makes you look like a 12 year old bashing religion because it's cool.
User avatar #44 to #37 - jurto (07/01/2013) [-]
I am atheist, but I was raised at a catholic school and coursed Religion in History Degree.
Christians include catholic AND protestant religion. They both exist since Protestant Reformation in the XVI Century. Here, have this for more info.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protestant_Reformation
User avatar #45 to #44 - pabloch (07/01/2013) [-]
Oh I know that, I just referred to protestants as christians because Rieskimo mentioned them like that. I was trying to explain the differences to him. Thanks for the info regardless.
User avatar #40 to #37 - theissf (07/01/2013) [-]
Ah well majority of the members in my church are all elderly, old school catholics so I've just accepted that they were taught differently than today
User avatar #41 to #40 - pabloch (07/01/2013) [-]
Exactly, where my church is full of people cultivated on today's society (smart talk for people my age) and elderly who are not full of **** and actually accept people.
#2 to #1 - gertoja (07/01/2013) [-]
That bugged me before everything.
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