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Why did Karl Marx dislike an Grey tea? Because all proper tea is than
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A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martin's.
j" You mean a martini?" the bartender asks.
the Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"
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A Buddhist monk approaches a honing stand and says "make me one with everything'
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New can you tell the Helene: between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized
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#1 - teckemeier (06/30/2013) [-]
That last one
That last one
User avatar #4 - koobzacc (07/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
explain the first one?
#7 to #4 - batking (07/01/2013) [-]
proper tea = property
User avatar #25 - rabaneristo (07/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I didn't get the last one. I guess I doesn't english very good.
User avatar #26 to #25 - dedaluminus (07/01/2013) [-]
The chemist would pronounce it "un-eye-on-eyesed," meaning not having a negative or positive electrical charge as an atom or molecule. The plumber would pronounce it "you-nyun-eyesed," meaning in a labor union to get better wages/representation.

Alternatively, you could discern them by figuring out which one smells like **** .
#23 - rockstarownage (07/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
can someone explain the buddhist monk one?
User avatar #18 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
>Roman tale
>posts armour which is diffidently not Roman

>History nerd rage.
#5 - doggstar (07/01/2013) [+] (9 replies)
i dont get the last one
#6 to #5 - batking (07/01/2013) [-]
un-ionized
User avatar #28 - cryingchicken ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
these are 2smart4me
#20 - hellomynameisgodsy (07/01/2013) [-]
Holy **** I finally get if statements.
#17 - blizzeh (07/01/2013) [-]
Amazing
#14 - rdobet (07/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Can someone explain the roman one?
User avatar #11 - jokeface (07/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I haven't had a programming lesson since 2007, but I think the person who posted the programming joke messed it up. Don't "if-then" statements only work if you include the word "then" after the conditional clause?
User avatar #10 - shadowstepone (07/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
technically, the confusus sucus, the closest equivalent to martini, doesn't decline in that manner. it would be confusos matrinos, so he would want martinos if he wanted plural/
#3 - xmortalityx (07/01/2013) [-]
As a plumber I find the last pic quite offensive

Just kidding! Im not unionized
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