mail box. i wish morgon freeman was my mailbox. I Anonymous on ) ( Sun) 03: 5% hlo. 490174027 [sage] Replies: I had a dream that Vin Diesel was my mailbox. I me
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i wish morgon freeman was my mailbox

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I had a dream that Vin Diesel was my mailbox. I mean like, it was just him from the waist up attached to a pole in the ground.
He handed me my mail and said "Looks like you got some bills today. Would be nicer ifthey were dollar bills. You "
then he chuckled to himself for the rest of my dream.
We included an image that best represents whail saw in my dream. The only differences were Vin Diesel had a huge goofy
smile and his arms were folded across his chest
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#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/30/2013) [-]
That would be amazing. Vin Diesel, as your mail box.
His life is no more complex than giving you your mail, and he enjoys it, and makes the best out of it.
#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/30/2013) [-]
If you've ever seen what a great guy Vin Diesel can be, you can see how that would actually be something he would say.
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
that seems a bit too intelligent for a dream figure to say...
#10 to #3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/01/2013) [-]
Oh, you'd be surprised...
#6 - Crimeater (07/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#23 - hueyfreeman (07/01/2013) [-]
I had a dream the other day that I was at some sort of amusement park with my dog, and there was a huge snake in our path. I ran over and held down the snake's head with both hands, and I wanted to call my dad but my hands were occupied, so I yelled at my dog "Buddy! get my phone out of my pocket and call dad!" and then Buddy looked me in the eyes and said "Dude, I can't 						*******					 talk."   
   
mfw waking up
I had a dream the other day that I was at some sort of amusement park with my dog, and there was a huge snake in our path. I ran over and held down the snake's head with both hands, and I wanted to call my dad but my hands were occupied, so I yelled at my dog "Buddy! get my phone out of my pocket and call dad!" and then Buddy looked me in the eyes and said "Dude, I can't ******* talk."

mfw waking up
#15 - higginz (07/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #19 to #18 - syrenthra (07/01/2013) [-]
I'm talking more along the lines of, the content is weird as **** today and is causing the use of that picture
User avatar #13 - djequalizee (07/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
So i have a question for any other piano players. When the hell do you learn to sightread well? Like i learn a song, and then have it memorized. But i can't just look at music and know how to play it. This worries me, i feel like i'm doing something wrong.
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/30/2013) [-]
this made me cry lol im watching one of his movies right now
User avatar #29 - youngneil (07/01/2013) [-]
Weird dream stories? Okay here we go.
When I was little I used to have this recurring nightmare. It was me, my cousins, and Bart and Homer Simpson just floating around in space. Then, out of nowhere there is a tiny astronaut dude with a stun rod type thing. He would float over to us and zap my cousin Nick, and he would just pop. The rest of us would freak out and try to swim away but we were in space so that didn't work. He would keep zapping and popping people until he eventually got to me. I kicked him and his helmet came off and he just had this gnarled demon skull thing and then he ate my head. At that point I usually woke up screaming or with sweat pouring off of me.
User avatar #28 - imakejewburgers (07/01/2013) [-]
I think the weirdest dream I ever had was when I was a kid. I dreamt that I was in a sewer trying to hide from a skeleton. It would abduct people and put them in this machine where it basically shoved a pole up people's asses and pushed their skeletons out of their heads. It did it so that it could disguise itself as a normal person by wearing their skins. Once it did this the skeletons would start working for the first one and had glowing red eyes. At some point I met Scooby Do and gang and we started hiding and running away together. At the end of the dream we were all running together and Fred turned to me and he had glowing red eyes and I woke up.
#25 - ringobyjingo (07/01/2013) [-]
I once had a dream where I walked past the build a bear workshop in my local mall and there were the featured "bears" out front (it's almost never an actual bear..) and they were simba and nala and various lion king characters.. my favorite character is timon so I wanted to make one (I'm a girl so it's not too weird... I guess) and I walked around looking for a timon and just mumbled to myself "is there a timon?" and I heard timon's voice from behind me go "there's no timons, but you can stuff a ME!" so that was weird because it contradicted itself but I turned around and there was Nathan Lane standing there with a WALL of stuffed nathan lanes. I said "no offense, but no kid would want a stuffed you, why are they selling that!?" then he got all pissy and pointed angrily at a bucket filled with non-stuffed timons and was like "I'll let you stuff one on one condition, you let me help you" and I was annoyed because he kept saying it was too soft and to put more stuffing because it wasn't hard enough.... not that anyone cares but that was my dream, hopefully it made someone chuckle! sorry about any grammatical errors, I'm about to go to sleep so I'm not exactly awake right now (gif is probably some people's faces while reading this but I don't care!)
I once had a dream where I walked past the build a bear workshop in my local mall and there were the featured "bears" out front (it's almost never an actual bear..) and they were simba and nala and various lion king characters.. my favorite character is timon so I wanted to make one (I'm a girl so it's not too weird... I guess) and I walked around looking for a timon and just mumbled to myself "is there a timon?" and I heard timon's voice from behind me go "there's no timons, but you can stuff a ME!" so that was weird because it contradicted itself but I turned around and there was Nathan Lane standing there with a WALL of stuffed nathan lanes. I said "no offense, but no kid would want a stuffed you, why are they selling that!?" then he got all pissy and pointed angrily at a bucket filled with non-stuffed timons and was like "I'll let you stuff one on one condition, you let me help you" and I was annoyed because he kept saying it was too soft and to put more stuffing because it wasn't hard enough.... not that anyone cares but that was my dream, hopefully it made someone chuckle! sorry about any grammatical errors, I'm about to go to sleep so I'm not exactly awake right now (gif is probably some people's faces while reading this but I don't care!)
#20 - windsong (07/01/2013) [-]
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#12 - zekeon ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
ITT: Who do you want to be your mailbox?

Solaire.

"You've received many orange soap stones today!"

"Ah, this white one appears to be inviting you to a party, how marvelous!"

"Blasted Billwraiths again!"
#26 - herpaderpasaur ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 - lemoron (07/01/2013) [-]
uwotm8
#8 - ibleedbmx (07/01/2013) [-]
**ibleedbmx rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Batman > Superman ** you will never replace the original mailbox from blues clues
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