Cancer.. . Smoking machine by Kristoffer Moskva 1% - Memrman -rear leak tial war Peak Deals hen by. This may seem funny now, but two years later, that machine d
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Cancer.

Smoking machine by Kristoffer Moskva
1% - Memrman -rear leak tial
war Peak
Deals hen by.
This may seem funny now, but two years later, that machine died : er___
Thewin, 2 geleden 180 rth
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Submitted: 06/30/2013
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#11 - hellspawner (06/30/2013) [-]
Smoking kills
#23 to #11 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
Guns and bullets don't kill, people do!
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#22 to #11 - newfiefromhell **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#20 - huffe ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
oh boy, now i wanna smoke. good thing i have my trusty snus though, so i don't have to leave this spot

dis gon be glorius
User avatar #29 to #20 - acidjunk ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
What snus is it?
User avatar #32 to #29 - huffe ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
skruf extra sterk. two at a time for extra effect
User avatar #35 to #32 - acidjunk ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
Skruff... *shivers*

I remember having raspberry skruff and vomiting. Never again.
User avatar #36 to #35 - huffe ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
this is just regular old skruf. i prefer general, because of the taste of coke, but it's not as strong...
User avatar #39 to #20 - lordofthefigs (06/30/2013) [-]
I've never tried Snus. I've Always been a Cope Wintergreen man, myself.
#71 to #39 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
cope longcut reporting in
User avatar #72 to #71 - lordofthefigs (07/01/2013) [-]
I prefer Long cut. Fine cut gets stuck in my teeth.
User avatar #75 to #72 - dburns (07/01/2013) [-]
Yeah really pisses me off...Just a question me and my buddy been argueing over. How many cans would you say the average dipper goes through in a week? I say around 3 Hey says like 8.
User avatar #77 to #75 - lordofthefigs (07/01/2013) [-]
I throw in a lip around twice a day and 1 can can last me a week. I suppose it's about how addicted you are to it. I went to school with a guy who couldn't be more than 45 minutes without dip. He'd swallow his spit, burned through a can a day.
User avatar #78 to #77 - dburns (07/01/2013) [-]
Damn swallowed that **** ? I swallowed accidentally once when i was new to it and I just lost my lunch as soon as it hit my stomach.
User avatar #79 to #78 - lordofthefigs (07/01/2013) [-]
Heh, yeah. I did once too. My friends told me I turned pale green. Then I proceeded to projectile vomit into the sink.
User avatar #42 to #39 - huffe ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
it's pretty much the same thing i guess
User avatar #43 to #42 - lordofthefigs (06/30/2013) [-]
Yeah? Where can I pick up a tin? Gas station?
User avatar #44 to #43 - huffe ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
you can't really get it outside of sweden and norway. snuff though, i think is sold at american gas stations.
difference is, snus stays dry in your mouth, so you don't have to spit. snuff gives you much more saliva.
User avatar #45 to #44 - lordofthefigs (06/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, I wish I didn't have to spit. People always get on my back about that.
#40 to #20 - meinneger (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm stuck with a roll of Phantom Blue that I got from clearance, it literally tastes like ******* windex
User avatar #33 to #20 - huffe ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
just an update, it feels even better than i expected
User avatar #34 to #31 - splattercrap (06/30/2013) [-]
Dammit, you beat me to it!
#74 - xmrpoi (07/01/2013) [-]
The view count doesn't have commas.
User avatar #84 to #74 - buddhadom ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
German Interfase maybe?
#4 - datbosspimp (06/30/2013) [-]
that thing don't got **** on bender
#66 - Forfunaccount (07/01/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this awesome wallpaper.
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#38 - pubis (06/30/2013) [-]
ha ha, lightweight...
#47 to #38 - lolwtfme (07/01/2013) [-]
lol nub bitxh
#2 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
why waste smokes on a machine? they cost a ******* fortune
User avatar #5 to #2 - djequalizee (06/30/2013) [-]
Why waste money on a pointless machine? They cost a ******* fortune.
User avatar #3 to #2 - ktbmnf (06/30/2013) [-]
why waste money, they cost a ******* fortune.
User avatar #1 - zerositnator (06/30/2013) [-]
Lightbulb is having a coughing fit from smoking.
#76 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
Russian air freshener
User avatar #87 to #76 - xmrpoi (07/01/2013) [-]
That's word for word the top comment in the video
User avatar #16 - pulluspardus (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm cancerous and I find this offensive.
#17 to #16 - qchrisman (06/30/2013) [-]
And I don't give a 			****		.
And I don't give a **** .
#25 to #16 - anon (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm offensive and I find this cancerous.
User avatar #30 to #16 - walkerjam (06/30/2013) [-]
I can confirm this is offensive, I am cancer.
User avatar #65 to #16 - iamaniceperson (07/01/2013) [-]
I'm offencive and I find this cancer.
#73 - mcderper (07/01/2013) [-]
I'll just leave this here
#86 to #73 - urbemarmis (07/01/2013) [-]
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Goddammit Dagoth Ur, this is why we can't have nice things.
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#61 to #60 - zerosharp (07/01/2013) [-]
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sloths cheer everyone up

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User avatar #63 to #62 - zerosharp (07/01/2013) [-]
**zerosharp rolled a random comment #2813387 posted by rainbowshythegreat at Friendly ** :
Weird but awesome.

I guess technically I should be saying good morning, because it's technically Sunday over here.
But, eh. I don't listen to rules.
Good evening, Tree.
Couldn't sleep?
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User avatar #68 to #64 - zerosharp (07/01/2013) [-]
well i guess i lost that one
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#83 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
why doesn't the view have comma's
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User avatar #21 - dambusta (06/30/2013) [-]
this is like that banned episode of 'Pinky and the Brain' where a machine makes him addicted to cigarettes, dont have an image but if you know the episode you'll get it
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