What was their creed again?. "Nothing is real, everything is permitted.". Assassins originally were a unmanned e! we moslims hem Syria. whose main tas
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What was their creed again?

"Nothing is real, everything is permitted."

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#5 - cyanicuk (06/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
mfw all the assassins creed games are leading up to Desmond commandeering a plane and flying it into a templar owned building
mfw all the assassins creed games are leading up to Desmond commandeering a plane and flying it into a templar owned building
#16 - ponymagic (06/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
yesh... hashasshins
#24 - silentwarrior (06/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh god, there is so much wrong with this post. The sect was located in a place called alamut, which is located in Iran. They were ismaili shiite muslims whose main goal was to further their religion. They did not simply kill crusaders, but other muslims and anyone standing in the way of the spread of the ismaili. The sect did not consume hash before killing, the name was a kind of slang that meant outcast. And lastly, the taliban are in no way their descendants. They follow different schools of islam, their goals are diferent and the hashashin has long been destroyed. Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassins
#2 - mysticado (06/29/2013) [-]
Here some more OC from me!
#4 - zantores (06/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Actually, the word "Assassin" was coined by Shakespeare in Hamlet.

Cool story though
#73 - marioauditore (06/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
They used to kill both crusaders and islamic people.
User avatar #63 - szymonf (06/30/2013) [-]
ok there dan brown.
User avatar #58 - dingojohn (06/30/2013) [+] (11 replies)
If this blows your mind, then you are an ignorant **** .

That is all.
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User avatar #14 - gokombwantu (06/30/2013) [-]
actually they couldnt in any way be thought of as the ancestors of the taliban
apart from all the assassins who were eventually hunted down and killed
the byzantine emperor eventually got the last of them to work for him, over in Greece and Constantinople
Where they eventually just died off.
#78 - opiethepug (06/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Actually, that's ******** . Shakespeare originally invented the word.
#56 - sorrybut (06/30/2013) [-]
tfw before carrying out a kill
#55 - 4chan refugee (06/30/2013) [-]
The Taliban are Sunni, not Shia. The only connection between the Taliban is that they are muslim and they get their money from the drug trade.

A better comparison is Iran. Persia is where Hassassins (where we get Assassins) were from. The time of the Persian Empire and the Hassassins however was before Persia converted to Shia Islam, after they converted all elements of the old gods, traditions (including Hassassins) was purged.

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#72 - KievLeviathan (06/30/2013) [+] (9 replies)
there is NO way a sect of assassins could be successful by using hash before every kill.
User avatar #1 - solarisofcelestia (06/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The Taliban are characters from AC? Too bad for them they don't have loadable save-files.
User avatar #79 - jellyballs (06/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
No thats not true at all... These assassins are descendent from one caliph whom lived in the mountains.. He would basically use mindcontrol and some drugs combined with religion to convince his "Assassins" which were so named after him, to go and lay down their lives to attain their afterlife. Which this dude had shown them. He convinced them of this afterlife by kidnapping them drugging them to the point that they have absolutley no idea where they were, then dragging them to his Spectacular garden which was filled with women who were to completley cater to the individual when they returned, but the only way they could return was through completing their mission and dying.
User avatar #62 - lordvimless (06/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
we walk in the dark
#25 - abdullahmag (06/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
for those who couldn't read it, it's pronounced hash-ash-sheen, the first H is the arabic letter "ح".
#3 - bernardator (06/29/2013) [-]
hashish is responsible!
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