Neat. you lightbulb. A marine was Afghanistan. While he was there. he received a letter from his girlfriend. in re letter, she explained that she had slept with Murica
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A marine was Afghanistan. While he was there. he
received a letter from his girlfriend. in re letter, she explained that
she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she
wanted to break up with him. She also wanted the pictures of
herself hack.
So the marine did what an y other man would do, He went around
to his buddies and repsected all the uh wanted was of women
he maid find. He then mailed about " pictures of women f with
clothes and without) ta his with the fllh: raing new:
I den’: remember which one we are. Please remove your picture
and send the rest back "
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Submitted: 06/29/2013
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#1 - derfying (06/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A person who cheats on a soldier while they're overseas is one of the worst kinds of people. Seriously, there should be a special place hell for people like that.
User avatar #14 - awesomesaucy (06/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They did an episode of M*A*S*H* with this story, its been around for awhile.
User avatar #2 - sanguinesolitude (06/29/2013) [+] (9 replies)
burn... except he didnt sleep with those women, and she did with the two guys... So she obviously cares less than he does.
User avatar #11 to #5 - colossusshadow (06/30/2013) [-]
Actually that isn't how women work.
Often when we do something to wrong men, and they don't care, it can drive us ******* crazy.

She wouldn't think "I cheated and he was seeing other girls so it's even"
she'd think
"that ******* asshole how could he do this wahh my life"
User avatar #24 - mymiddleleg (06/30/2013) [-]
This has been on here so many times iv lost count the amount of time i have seen it
User avatar #23 - howunexpected (06/30/2013) [-]
The one time the lightbulb actually did well.
And you insulted it.
Thats sick, man. Really twisted
#20 - anonymous (06/30/2013) [-]
Would have written back saying 'Sorry, I didn't keep a picture of you'.
#19 - manollette (06/30/2013) [-]
I know I'm beating a dead horse for some here...

But it's a ******* proper noun.
User avatar #15 - ultimoz (06/30/2013) [-]
Unlikely but okay.
#25 - sloot (06/30/2013) [-]
I don't understand why military "vets" (at least the ones I know) are all so 'murica about everything... My one friend says he cries every time he hears the national anthem... are you ******* kidding me? My friend's buddy is also ex military and barely weighs 120 lbs soaking wet and he always tries to act hard and like he can kick anyone's ass (including me and I am 6'4'' 235 lbs and jacked) all he talks about is fighting and says he was in the army so he could beat anyone's ass. Also these military people have nothing to ever talk about except being in the military.. It is about as equivalent to listening to stoners talk about weed...
User avatar #22 - shinku (06/30/2013) [-]
fake

marines don't have girl friends
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