scumbag body. .. it's really scumbag brain becuase you're dumbass is so scared you dont think that if you just lay back you'll float so you flail like an idiot
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#8 - operationcomando (06/30/2013) [+] (10 replies)
The gasses in your body make you sink.   
   
Once you die, the gasses in your body leave your body, and your body probably 						*****					 itself once it dies, making you a lot lighter.
The gasses in your body make you sink.

Once you die, the gasses in your body leave your body, and your body probably ***** itself once it dies, making you a lot lighter.
#12 to #8 - ggdhindo (06/30/2013) [-]
this is how you look right now.
this is how you look right now.
User avatar #24 - sinonyx (06/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
it's really scumbag brain

becuase you're dumbass is so scared you dont think that if you just lay back you'll float so you flail like an idiot
#10 - anonymous (06/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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User avatar #21 to #10 - jesusthegardener (06/30/2013) [-]
so end all future human life on earth? if thats what you're saying?
#14 - anonymous (06/30/2013) [-]
Okay first of all, human bodies has a natural tendency to be bouyant. It might seem counter-intuitive, because most people would agree that before they learned to swim (and even after) it's relatively hard to stay afloat. That would require a longer explanation but here is the main reason why a body floats:

A cadaver in the water starts to sink as soon as the air in its lungs is replaced with water. Once submerged, the body stays underwater until the bacteria in the gut and chest cavity produce enough gas methane, hydrogen sulfide, and carbon dioxide to float it to the surface like a balloon.
#31 - motherfuckingkenji (06/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Made fun of for dying in water in some games.
Floats after he dies.
#28 - anonymous (06/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
but your body naturally floats.....

do people really not know how to stay afloat
#35 - kibi (06/30/2013) [-]
I thought this was an "Attack on Titan" post and sat here in confusion for a good 10 seconds.
I thought this was an "Attack on Titan" post and sat here in confusion for a good 10 seconds.
User avatar #20 - reican (06/30/2013) [-]
go to rest your body, Fast travels through time so you won't be bored while you lay down.
User avatar #4 - wankershimm **User deleted account** (06/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
i think you float, when your stommac starts decomposing, or something like that, its not an instant reaction...
User avatar #6 to #5 - wankershimm **User deleted account** (06/30/2013) [-]
thats a matter of air in the lungs, and fat%, some people dont float naturaly
User avatar #30 - samous (06/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Relaxe, lay on your back, pray so no wave come. Aaand you're floating
User avatar #3 - houseofbrick ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
as long as you keep breathing and stop thrashing around, it's easy to float as long as you stay conscious. The air in your lungs helps keep you afloat so take deep breaths.
User avatar #47 - edgecution ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
You float after you die because the necrovores in decomposing your body release gas as they consume your remains. Basically become a big fart balloon.
User avatar #37 - kreekydoorS (06/30/2013) [-]
aw yeah posemaniacs.
User avatar #34 - delphine (06/30/2013) [-]
If you drown, you don't float you sink
If you die (or are murdered) and someone throws your body in the water, you will float. that's why oftentimes murderers will tie a cinderblock to your ankle before they chuck you in the river.
User avatar #2 - lnyanchl (06/29/2013) [-]
I think it's mostly oxygen. Don't ask me. I didn't study Biology.
User avatar #13 - gravitystereo (06/30/2013) [-]
just because you're floating doesn't mean your breathing holes are out of the water
#22 - regeregechicken (06/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #7 - vegetatheprince (06/30/2013) [-]
That's more a physics issue than a biology one.

It has to do with the body filling with air or something.
User avatar #1 - moosespoon **User deleted account** (06/29/2013) [-]
Your body doesn't make you drown. Mobsters and floods make you drown.
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