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#317 to #5 - anonymous (07/01/2013) [-]
Just to let you all know, this was a lie for thumbs up, I'm actually gay, don't even like women! mwahahaha
#194 to #5 - kez (06/30/2013) [-]
Heres your problem OP.

"Bides my time, glancing back and forth, making eye contact "

You werent giving her sexy eye contact from afar, you were a weird stalker who kept staring at her.

The rule is, if you make eye contact with a girl, unless you are currently busy and unable to go over to her and talk to her, like working in your job at the bar, or doing a presentation or some such, you want to start walking over and talking to her within about 3-5 second of the eye contact finishing.

Repeated eye contact turns you from "sexy guy from afar looking at me and liking me" to "this creep who keeps staring at me"

Be more confident next time and go over sooner.
User avatar #142 to #5 - hudis (06/30/2013) [-]
Why the hell did you put your hand on her shoulder?
User avatar #113 to #5 - weenieandthebutt (06/30/2013) [-]
The problem with women is that they're tactile so they often communicate through body language. The problem with some of us men is that we're able to pick up on certain vibes or messages. These women often complain about how objectifying as men are when we call them beautiful or touch them, especially in the wrong context but the truth is that they don't take into account that some of us men are just as simply as socially awkward as **** .
User avatar #158 to #113 - monkeysniper (06/30/2013) [-]
Even if he called her a bitch getting sprayed with mace and getting kicked and **** is pretty harsh
#64 to #5 - anonymous (06/30/2013) [-]




HA! HAAAA!!!




User avatar #47 to #5 - bulbakip (06/30/2013) [-]
And the lesson learned is don't touch girls you barely know.
User avatar #115 to #47 - teseus ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
Or girls in general. The computer is good enough, why would anyone need anything else?
User avatar #8 to #5 - sanguinesolitude (06/29/2013) [-]
why would you touch a girl who wasnt paying attention to you?
#13 to #8 - anonymous (06/29/2013) [-]
Because they made eye contact with each other, and she coincidentally responded to his question.
#29 to #13 - anonymous (06/30/2013) [-]
What he should have done was challenge her to a pokemon battle.
User avatar #65 to #29 - zorororonoa (06/30/2013) [-]
Yes! Get her money AND her phone number
#14 to #13 - sanguinesolitude (06/29/2013) [-]
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well as for the whole story. But then again i wouldnt be that surprised.
User avatar #197 to #14 - lamadrama (06/30/2013) [-]
Seems like you are doubting your own doubt.
User avatar #254 to #197 - sanguinesolitude (06/30/2013) [-]
i am so full of doubts
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