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#55 - sloot (06/30/2013) [-]
>Used to work at Best Buy
>Mega Cunt comes in with her mother
> Buying new CPU for college
>Mom suggests really nice PC with above average specs (i7, 4 gig ram, 500 gig HD)
>Mega Cunt turns into Saiyan Cunt level 2
>Says she only wants a Mac or nothing at all
>Mom says she doesn't want to spend that much
>Mega Cunt turns into Saiyan Cunt level 3 (Not even her final form...)
>Throws **** fit, I try and explain that the PC her mom picked out has better specs
>Mega Cunt "You are stupid, macs are better..."
>Customer is always right # ******* rape me with a cactus
>Mom gives in and tells me to go get the Mac book pro
>Mega Cunt skips to Saiyan Cunt level 5
>She complains that she also needs a mac all in one for when she isn't in class
>Mom says that the Mac she is getting is already really nice
>Mega cunt "omg do you even want me to do well in college?"
>Throws another **** fit for 20 minutes until mother agrees to get the all in one
>Final cost of transaction over 2,000 dollars
<My face and what I was thinking the entire time around Mega Cunt
#114 to #55 - sidrom (06/30/2013) [-]
Your story reminded me of this
#111 to #55 - dumbasshunter (06/30/2013) [-]
i am currently on my asus laptop. its 						*******					 beast and i thanked my mum to death when she got it for me, as it came with a free Samsung and printer. with my family severly in the hole right now, i actually want to go up to that girl and tear the veins out of her body and force her to eat them.
i am currently on my asus laptop. its ******* beast and i thanked my mum to death when she got it for me, as it came with a free Samsung and printer. with my family severly in the hole right now, i actually want to go up to that girl and tear the veins out of her body and force her to eat them.
#119 to #111 - sloot (06/30/2013) [-]
I've got a Dell XPS tower that I upgraded. I've got a core i7, 8 gbs of ram, 1 terabyte HD, and a radeon 7850 2 gb video card. Still didn't pay as much as it would have cost to get a mac
User avatar #92 to #55 - burtgasm (06/30/2013) [-]
She throws a hissy fit when she got a Mac, when I got my Mac (go ahead judge me) I probably thanked my parents over 9000 times.
#120 to #92 - sloot (06/30/2013) [-]
my college was pretty much sponsored by mac and I get a Mac book pro really cheap. I used it for about a month and sold it retail (used) and used the extra money toward buying a boss pc
User avatar #90 to #55 - jorah (06/30/2013) [-]
Must have been a while ago if 4gigs of ram and 500gig hd is above average
#83 to #55 - infinitereaper (06/30/2013) [-]
The psychopath in me is too hard to ******* resit sometimes,

I swear, some people in this world truly deserve to die, rotten, trash, pathetic!

I-eh, what's the point. Bitches like this exist while I lived/live in hell, but that's just the way the world works. Spoiled brats. I say **** um, it's best not to stress over crap like this.
User avatar #78 to #55 - martialnorris (06/30/2013) [-]
Holy ******* **** , are you serious? I sorta raged just by reading about it! What a bitch!! And all the poor girl wanted was computer for her college?! Unbelievable, how little some mothers care
#77 to #55 - falconxmard (06/30/2013) [-]
The fact that it was somebody getting ready for college enrages me the most.
User avatar #59 to #55 - cycloneclone (06/30/2013) [-]
But it really pisses me off how ignorant some people are, especially teenagers my age who will buy anything there friends own.
User avatar #58 to #55 - cycloneclone (06/30/2013) [-]
You should of smeared **** all over the inside of it
#61 to #58 - sloot (06/30/2013) [-]
I never wanted to go off on a customer and walk out of the store more than that day... I should have just taken my BB shirt off, bitched out that little cunt, walked out of store and waited to see if I got fired or not...
User avatar #67 to #61 - cycloneclone (06/30/2013) [-]
I still dont get why she would need a All-In-One in addition to her Macbook, that just ******* blows my mind. I can't wait until I can go to college with a PC gaming laptop and see all the angry Macfags get pissed and give me weird looks lel.
#68 to #67 - sloot (06/30/2013) [-]
My college was pretty much sponsored by Mac so I got a mac book pro for real cheap, hated it and sold it to a friend and bought a dell xps. With the extra money I got from selling it I got a nice new graphics card and can game on it nicely
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