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#13 - whatasickname (06/30/2013) [-]
This just reminded me that today, while cutting the lawn for the first time in months, I ran over a baby turtle and didnt realize it until I was putting the mower away. It's still alive, though. It has a huge gash in its shell with a punctured lung, a mangled front right leg and a completely severed left hindleg. I took it inside, stopped its bleeding and bandaged it. Now it's sitting in a fish tank in the kitchen and im just hoping it pulls through. If it dies I'll be overcome with guilt.
#51 to #13 - TheKarts (06/30/2013) [-]
I feel you, last year i ran over hedgehog with a landmower.. **** he was alive for half an hour and its guts were all over the place..hitler would have been proud of me
User avatar #49 to #13 - spaceturtlecadet (06/30/2013) [-]
Take it to the vet. I really hope it lives. I ******* love turtles
User avatar #45 to #13 - vancecore (06/30/2013) [-]
Pics? It's not that i don't trust you, just wanna see how the little guy's doing.
#43 to #13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/30/2013) [-]
Why the **** have you not taken it to a vet. They have animal emergency rooms and **** .
If it dies it is your fault because of that, not because of an accident.
GO TO THE ******* VET. YOU CAN STILL SAVE THAT TOUGH LITTLE ******
#34 to #13 - riefenstahl (06/30/2013) [-]
It wasn't your fault dude, but maybe you should consider putting it down if you see the turtle is not going to make it...
User avatar #29 to #13 - pappathethird (06/30/2013) [-]
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
User avatar #28 to #13 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
take it to a vet
#27 to #13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/30/2013) [-]
Murderer
#25 to #13 - lamarisagoodname (06/30/2013) [-]
You didn't mean to hurt the turtle, it was just a very unfortunate circumstance. You're doing the best you can at this situation and that's the only way this could play out. Don't feel guilty because you did the right thing with the choices you had, rather than leave the poor thing to suffer. Feel sad at this misfortune but don't feel guilt
#22 to #13 - internetknight (06/30/2013) [-]
Have you tried facebook likes, yet?
User avatar #35 to #22 - redstag (06/30/2013) [-]
seriously, i dont know how this doesn't have more thumbs i almost cried.
#30 to #22 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/30/2013) [-]
my ******* sides
#20 to #13 - moustachioman (06/30/2013) [-]
The turtle life ain't easy
The turtle life ain't easy
User avatar #19 to #13 - lesolan (06/30/2013) [-]
I wish my upvote had mystical curative powers. D:
User avatar #18 to #13 - swuff (06/30/2013) [-]
Can... Can we get pictures?

I wanna see the guy. :c
#15 to #13 - ncsutroll (06/30/2013) [-]
You'll be riddled with guilt over a turtle... what happened to the days of men killing things happily. *Sigh*
User avatar #32 to #15 - raigen (06/30/2013) [-]
Oh no we still do, we only kill **** that isn't cute or has a large population that can afford some genocide, insects for example, rats, mice, chickens, cows, pigs, all that.
User avatar #31 to #15 - iamkagji ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
Actually, aside from insanity, people killing things for no reason is a rather recent development.
User avatar #23 to #15 - feelythefeel ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
Probably has something to do with gays, Jews and black people. Right?
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