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Well. I do need a summer job...

Aperture Science Laboratories is looking for test subjects to participate in
trials of an experimental and highly classified technolagy. Test duties include
completing tests without dying, i' allowing orders which may include the
enhanced truth, and accepting cake at the end ofthe trial period. the to the
classified nature of the technology, participants must stay as a test subject at
Aperture Laboratories for a minimum of 10 years, starting that when the
contract is signed. By reading, this wanted pester, you automatically accept
the ct: -Intact to work at Aperture labs. Congratulations!
g -are
To report your whereabouts send it letter to:
Portal Elev. Deg.
PO BOX lets
Hellenic, WA 98009
or call:
or yell:
l WANT TO GET MY CAKE"
and assume the submission position.
Aperture Science,
is We do what we must
LT-" because we can.
as as as em as
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Submitted: 06/29/2013
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User avatar #3 - wankershimm **User deleted account** (06/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
what would happen if i called the number?
#2 - esunabusy (06/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would.. I need new knees and a spine.. and $120 to weigh down my bindle.
User avatar #6 - localbees (06/30/2013) [-]
Not gonna lie, I would probably be a test subject.
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