Well. I do need a summer job...
Aperture Science Laboratories is looking for test subjects to participate in
trials of an experimental and highly classified technolagy. Test duties include
completing tests without dying, i' allowing orders which may include the
enhanced truth, and accepting cake at the end ofthe trial period. the to the
classified nature of the technology, participants must stay as a test subject at
Aperture Laboratories for a minimum of 10 years, starting that when the
contract is signed. By reading, this wanted pester, you automatically accept
the ct: -Intact to work at Aperture labs. Congratulations!
To report your whereabouts send it letter to:
Portal Elev. Deg.
PO BOX lets
Hellenic, WA 98009
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