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"...Well see I was too drunk to walk ociffer."

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Submitted: 06/29/2013
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#1 - devout feminist (06/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
call a cab or a friend or famly member if it comes down to it hitch hike and hope whoever picks you up aint a freak.
User avatar #2 to #1 - masdercheef (06/29/2013) [-]
Or hope whoever picks you up is a freak, if you're into that sort of thing.
#103 - maddognoland (06/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#8 - devout feminist (06/29/2013) [+] (140 replies)
I have a fucking solution for all of you dumb fucks. DON'T FUCKING DRINK! Drinking is bad. It's a weakness. I hate the people who go to parties and can't have fun with their friends without alcohol. It's pathetic that they can't enjoy themselves at a fucking party with all their friends without needing to drink. Or the people who hide in a bottle from their problems. It's just a crutch. Man the fuck up and deal with your problems. Life is hard, man up. You wont find any solutions to your problems at the bottom of a bottle, they're still there when you sober up. It's also horrible for you body basically like drinking poison.
#12 to #8 - ljxjlos ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
Didn´t think I´d need this so soon.
#213 - epowers (06/30/2013) [+] (21 replies)
STOP RESISTING
STOP RESISTING
#27 - bigshowsteveo (06/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#192 - mattdoggy (06/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Technically, seeing as the police officer is a justice of the peace sworn to serve and protect, he is supposed to offer to give your drunken but a ride home.   
If you ever see an officer tailing you when you are drunk, just approach him and say you've had too much to drink. 9/10 they'll take you home or let you sleep it off in a drunk tank without even a slap on the wrist seeing as you asked for help.
Technically, seeing as the police officer is a justice of the peace sworn to serve and protect, he is supposed to offer to give your drunken but a ride home.
If you ever see an officer tailing you when you are drunk, just approach him and say you've had too much to drink. 9/10 they'll take you home or let you sleep it off in a drunk tank without even a slap on the wrist seeing as you asked for help.
User avatar #131 - darksideofthebeast (06/29/2013) [+] (19 replies)
That is why you call a cab
If you're to drunk to walk
You're to drunk to drive
But you're never too drunk to sit in a backseat
User avatar #3 - rochal ONLINE (06/29/2013) [+] (9 replies)
sleep it off in ur car then drive home sober.
#4 to #3 - devout feminist (06/29/2013) [-]
just don't sleep in the driver seat... that's cause for "intent"
#220 - albertjester (06/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
see this is why i don't understand pubs/bars. the end result will always be either having to risk mugging by walking home drunk, risking injury to yourself/others or being arrested if you drive home. and lastly vomiting in a friends car or such if you get a lift. basicaly, why not drink at home? no last call, no drunken bar fight, you can lie down and sit whever the fuck you want and if you pass out, oh well. but maybe it's just me.
User avatar #35 - selbs (06/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
you can be drunk just dont be so drunk that you cant fucking walk
User avatar #123 - amandaruns (06/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Alright. I was walking back to my dorm from the bars last week in a group of 5 friends (3 guys, 2 girls). There was a really narrow sidewalk so one of my friends was walking in the street (backroad with no traffic). In the 15 minutes of walking we did not see a single car. A cop drives up out of nowhere, directs his high beams at our faces and holds us for 20 minutes to check our ID's and claiming we could be charges with public drunkenness. Normally I give cops a break because they are just doing their job, but we weren't loud, we weren't walking crooked lines, we just wanted to get back to our rooms to sleep. We weren't even drunk. I'm fairly certain 4/5 of us would blow 0.0 if it came to that. And we were literally 300m from our dorm. Some cops are just dicks /rant
#71 - devout feminist (06/29/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I'm honestly not trying to shit on Americans, but I feel REALLY bad for them. Their government spies on them, their police are simply there to harass people, their parenting skills are wretched and disgusting, your TV is just pure propaganda, and the worst part is Americans honestly believe they're free. I mean, if you're content with your life, I guess that's considered freedom. But I bet by the end of 2020, almost half the American population will be in prison for bullshit crimes like OP's picture. The rest will be white high-class drones who obey the government like a religion.

Have fun with your police state, America.
#73 to #71 - teenytinyspider (06/29/2013) [-]
I was with you until I read the "their police are simply there to harass people". Not ALL police are corrupt. You just keep hearing about the ones that are corrupt behind the badge.
#269 - tehpwnz (06/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
do you understand how drunk you have to be to get a public intoxication? you have to be causing a disturbance of some kind. Running down the street shouting and being a dick to everything. you have to be very stupid or give very few fucks to get that drunk when you know you will have to get yourself home.
#201 - youngnigga (06/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#178 - thebigbadflamer (06/29/2013) [-]
<< In Czech Republic, even the president is drunk on ceremony...
#169 - heisenberger (06/29/2013) [-]
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#200 - Viggiator (06/29/2013) [-]
lol.. come to Denmark. People get offended if you're not intoxicated in public.
lol.. come to Denmark. People get offended if you're not intoxicated in public.
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