Memories. Hmmm. Want to have a trip down memory lane? Think of a habit you have and try to remember the first time you have done it or when it started.. -sigh- This comment section is going to be overrun with masturbation stories memory lane
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - Crucifyy
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(06/29/2013) [-]
-sigh- This comment section is going to be overrun with masturbation stories
#2 - hankhillofthe
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It was New Year's Eve in 2004.   
   
I was in my bedroom, just waiting for the ball to drop.   
   
Thinking about balls, I started touching myself.   
   
At first, because I itched.   
   
Then I realized how fun it was.   
   
As I continued to do what it was that I was doing, I hear my family yell from downstairs.   
   
"The ball is about to drop, come watch!"   
   
I continued to do the action as I went downstairs.   
   
I tried to make it into the living room where the TV was, but by the time I had reached my parent's bedroom, I had already begun to reach the end.   
   
I sprawled out on my parents' bed and climaxed for the first time in my young life.   
   
And that, my friends, is how I became a chronic masturbator.
It was New Year's Eve in 2004.

I was in my bedroom, just waiting for the ball to drop.

Thinking about balls, I started touching myself.

At first, because I itched.

Then I realized how fun it was.

As I continued to do what it was that I was doing, I hear my family yell from downstairs.

"The ball is about to drop, come watch!"

I continued to do the action as I went downstairs.

I tried to make it into the living room where the TV was, but by the time I had reached my parent's bedroom, I had already begun to reach the end.

I sprawled out on my parents' bed and climaxed for the first time in my young life.

And that, my friends, is how I became a chronic masturbator.
User avatar #7 - tenthdoctorrocks
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Habit: Counting. (I'm at 4.109.487 right now.)
When it started: When we picked up my grandmother from the airport when I was 8. I miss her.
User avatar #10 to #7 - cubicalpayload
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(06/30/2013) [-]
Goddammit man! I was in such a good mood.
User avatar #12 - maxismahname
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my worst habit is having sex. haha just kidding I don't have any habits that are that bad. Except for using the internet
User avatar #11 - someponynew
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Playing a computer...

When I was 4, I had a crappy little tower...
Played some basic games...

Started getting more into it...
Never stopped since 2001....
Guh...
Game compulsion is a terrible thing to have. I wish I didn't have it.
User avatar #9 - assdoreponyfucker
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i started fapping at 11 and actually came my first time. I didn't even know what masturbation was at the time. I just knew my dick got hard and if i rub it, it felt good, then i got to a climax which I remember felt 100% different than it does now, and then I felt pulsating stuff coming out and it was liquidy and my first thoughts was that I was bleeding and I almost went to my parents to show them but I soon found out it wasn't blood so I looked it up the next day.
#8 - anon id: ec38d547
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masturbating age 11 nothing really came of it till 13
User avatar #6 - magelick
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My worst habit is thinking...

It actually began after I started skipping school.
User avatar #4 - austone
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I was about 5. I was in the back seat of my parent's car at night and he was picking his nose. My parents told him to stop since he did it all the time.

I told them I pick my nose but not all the time, and I picked it right then and there saying "See I'm picking it right now but I haven't in a while" and then I haven't been able to stop for the past 13 years.
#1 - indodude [OP] **User deleted account**
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Oh ****, the light bulb got it right.
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