Shower. .. What if it's gonna be used in a dorm shower?
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Submitted: 06/28/2013
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User avatar #31 - willindor (06/29/2013) [-]
Why can't I use my "I wanna put my wiener in that" gif? Does anyone have a version which isn't flagged?
+1
#28 - samtheironmanii **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#26 - oosskkyy (06/29/2013) [-]
is that a shower in a 						*******					 mall?? either way i'd use it.
is that a shower in a ******* mall?? either way i'd use it.
User avatar #16 - angelmitskano (06/29/2013) [-]
I wish I had a dick I could stick into things.
#23 to #16 - jinapayne (06/29/2013) [-]
There's more things to stick into a ****** than things to stick a penis in
#29 to #23 - Nutshell (06/29/2013) [-]
Not with that kind of attitude.
User avatar #21 to #16 - aldheim (06/29/2013) [-]
Take my word for this one: Very few orifices will comfortably accommodate a dick.
User avatar #18 to #16 - srskate (06/29/2013) [-]
I wish I had a ****** that I could stick things in.
#12 - dzubelyudee (06/29/2013) [-]
Nice.
Nice.
User avatar #10 - mcderper (06/29/2013) [-]
10/10 would ****
#9 - dameush (06/29/2013) [-]
why are these not standard?
#7 - anonymous (06/29/2013) [-]
As a sad lonely owner of one of those things I can tell you it's not going to feel good using it in the shower... Fleshlights and plain water do not make for good masturbation.
#24 to #7 - BroadSword (06/29/2013) [-]
Isnt it funny how society sees men owning fleshlights as sad and pathetic while women owning dildos is normal and sort of expected?
Isnt it funny how society sees men owning fleshlights as sad and pathetic while women owning dildos is normal and sort of expected?
User avatar #8 to #7 - ssjkirby (06/29/2013) [-]
Do tears work better?
User avatar #32 to #8 - lfunnymanl (06/29/2013) [-]
blood is the best
User avatar #27 to #8 - swimmingprodigy (06/29/2013) [-]
only if theyre caused by sadness and loneliness, tears of anguish and pain.

Happy tears of laughter do not work
#5 - vertichorizon (06/28/2013) [-]
The reflection looks like this is outside in a highstreet....
#6 to #5 - nightdude (06/28/2013) [-]
I think it's actually in the window to a shop
#25 to #6 - vertichorizon (06/29/2013) [-]
....What kind of country???
#33 to #25 - anonymous (06/30/2013) [-]
how is that relevant
#4 - frostydestry (06/28/2013) [-]
Its not exactly in a usable position. I mean the door is kindof in the way
#3 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (06/28/2013) [-]
What if it's gonna be used in a dorm shower?
User avatar #22 to #3 - dermustang (06/29/2013) [-]
My roommate is a biochem major who has been stockpiling biosynthetic adhesive (superglue designed specifically for holding onto skin) for the past year. You guys seem like a bright bunch, I'm sure you can figure out where this is going.

Also there's an alcove in the wall outside the men's showers where people often like to sit and do homework on their laptops. (I have no ******* idea why, it's awkward as **** )

I'm going straight to Hell and I don't even care
User avatar #30 to #22 - amateriandarknut (06/29/2013) [-]
I was following this until you got to the alcove. I don't understand what that has to do with it.
User avatar #34 to #30 - dermustang (07/01/2013) [-]
Yeah i did a **** job explaining it, my bad.

Basically people tend to hang out right outside the showers because of awkwardly placed lounge areas. So on a normal day, you'd have to pass by a group of people to get in and out of the showers. Now imagine trying to do that with a fleshlight glued to your dick. It wouldn't be fun.
#17 to #3 - LovegoodJuggalo (06/29/2013) [-]
Reminds me of Blue Mountain State, when they passed Thad's pocket ***** around the team and everyone got gonorrhea.
#14 to #3 - Thinngol (06/29/2013) [-]
At least it would catch the jizz. I usually pretend I'm a sprinkler and just swing my dick around spraying ejaculate over the walls. Extra points if it gets in the soap dish. What were we talking about?
User avatar #11 to #3 - lfunnymanl (06/29/2013) [-]
pour super glue inside and wait for the lulz
#13 to #11 - envinite (06/29/2013) [-]
no.
no.
User avatar #2 - fantasticmrneko ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
So wet
#1 - anonymous (06/28/2013) [-]
My showering experience just got enhanced
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