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#10 - lankyman (06/28/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Then you say you "want to get off the elevator with her"

Then she be all like: "Well fine just leave"

But as she say dat, you climb up in through the top of elevator

And cut cords with trusty Swizz Army Knife

And she be fallin, and you be ballin

User avatar #2 - gayboard (06/28/2013) [-]
That's when you tell her you'd do the same to her if he had a call.
#17 - anonymous (06/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Phones don't work in elevators...
#19 to #17 - pridefulmatthew (06/28/2013) [-]
are you retarded??
#1 - originalanonymous (06/28/2013) [-]
A similar situation happened to me once...except for there wasn't a cute girl or anyone in fact it wasn't a elevator it was my apartment.
User avatar #5 - kreekydoorS (06/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
That's when you pull out your phone and say "It's Okay I have to make a phone call anyway. Hey, so I'm in this elevator with the really hideous bitch...."
#6 to #5 - lafuriaroja (06/28/2013) [-]
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#4 - anonymous (06/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
but that's when you stop her and say "well you werent lying"
User avatar #13 - iwanttousenumbers (06/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Then you pull out your phone and call someone random and say "I need to look busy, an ugly chick just got on the elevator with me"
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#36 - triggathepirate (06/29/2013) [-]
Yea? So who are you gonna call for help now, bitch?
Yea? So who are you gonna call for help now, bitch?
User avatar #48 - doodogger (06/29/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I would have put ear buds in and turned the music all the way up before she could say sorry and say she didn't mean it.

It's be so awkward for her. XD
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#55 - mattexpress (06/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #43 - xredsoxmuffin (06/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I forgot the name of this movie and it is eating at me.
User avatar #11 - MandiMarie (06/28/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Maybe she misspoke? I don't know how it happened exactly, so I can't say for sure, but if I was trying to pick up a guy that I thought was cute in the elevator and I was nervous, I would probably **** it up like that, too. And then avoid all further contact with him and yell at myself internally. So maybe she was just a bitch, or maybe she was nervous and messed it up.
User avatar #59 - IAmManbearpig ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
call someone

"okay dude, you'll never believe this! So I was on the elevator going about my business, then suddenly STEVE BUSCEMI got on and started talking to me!"
User avatar #47 - Cartouk (06/29/2013) [-]
Should have said " Well its nice to know your a bitch to your friends as well as complete strangers." Then ignored her the rest of the ride.
#7 - anonymous (06/28/2013) [-]
That's when you hit every button on the elevator, hit the open door button, exit, turn, tip your imaginary top hat and take the stairs like a boss.
#3 - vertichorizon (06/28/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZvDvwA4WqI Reminds me of this song
#58 - nasharoo (06/29/2013) [-]
hfw
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