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The Flash in an attosecond

Flash wins lol

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User avatar #11 - Silver Quantum (06/28/2013) [+] (23 replies)
what can possibly happen in LESS than an attosecond that can be labeled as an "event"?
User avatar #15 to #11 - DilBov (06/28/2013) [-]
Your sex life
User avatar #1 - legionofbronies (06/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
He can see everything and everyone when he runs across the earth...
but can he see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
#2 - unclegrumpybastard (06/28/2013) [+] (10 replies)
orly?
orly?
#12 - butterisgood (06/28/2013) [+] (9 replies)
#20 - envinite (06/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
> Try using logic on fictional character that has superpowers
> Try using logic on fictional character that has superpowers
#50 - drhard (06/28/2013) [+] (7 replies)
This is the only thing I could think about when I was reading the second part....
#6 - bluwizard (06/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I can percieve things that last less than an attosecond. Being able to fully comprehend or even register it is another thing. I see it every attosecond of the day. Happens everywhere I look. Quite mundane really.

TL;DR probably going to lose some thumbs for being a smart ass, and some more from people bitching about the definition of perceive.
User avatar #10 to #6 - Silver Quantum (06/28/2013) [-]
your "tldr" is almost as long as your "long" argument
#161 - justbrandonreally (06/28/2013) [-]
So, In essence.
#93 - delivering (06/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
One time, Flash ran so fast he went back in time, and became a lightning bolt, and hit his past self.

It was that lightning bolt that gave him his powers.

I'm not even joking here.
#72 - jonobono (06/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
thats the amount of time it takes me to ejaculate after i see emma watson
#89 - absolutiondreams (06/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#65 - Kairyuka ONLINE (06/28/2013) [+] (9 replies)
And yet he doesn't have time to make a better outfit?
#66 - bredsox (06/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**bredsox rolled a random image posted in comment #82 at Instructions weren't clear enough ** But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
**bredsox rolled a random image posted in comment #82 at Instructions weren't clear enough ** But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
#55 - infinitereaper (06/28/2013) [-]
Flash is OP

He can kill every other superhero just by traveling through time and coming back, and it's not like he can even be touched.
User avatar #39 - lolollo ONLINE (06/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"I can move faster than time!"

Yes, but Superman can punch harder than force, and Batman is richer than money.

Except that makes no ******* sense you dense ************ ! That's what happens when you have some fancy power, but not the intelligence to be able to explain it.
#184 - garykn (06/28/2013) [+] (9 replies)
#197 to #192 - lordxdanswich (06/28/2013) [-]
In that third panel, does anyone kind of get this feeling?    
   
"Really? 						*******					.. 						*******					 really?!! I save everyone from a collapsing building and rebuild said building in seconds, and you're complaining because your doll has the wrong hair colour? Fine! Here's your 						*******					 blond doll! 						****					!"   
   
Or am I reading too much into a single panel?   
   
HFW
In that third panel, does anyone kind of get this feeling?

"Really? ******* .. ******* really?!! I save everyone from a collapsing building and rebuild said building in seconds, and you're complaining because your doll has the wrong hair colour? Fine! Here's your ******* blond doll! **** !"

Or am I reading too much into a single panel?

HFW
User avatar #68 - PARTYHARD (06/28/2013) [-]
Maybe, just maybe, he could use his time to find out why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
#102 - johnpoppy (06/28/2013) [+] (15 replies)
According to this an attosecond is 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 seconds. That's one second...
User avatar #87 - superanonymouspers (06/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think this is why i'm not a big fan of marvel/DC super heroes.

Some of them just **** on logic and literally have these ridiculous feats.

any opinions on this thought?
User avatar #9 - techjoker (06/28/2013) [-]
Well he said he can do that.
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