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dudenectar
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**dudenectar rolled a random image posted in
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Instead of N. Korean citizen I should be
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>Be me 3 years ago
>This guy kept insulting me for about 2 years after joining school, calling me *******, etc.
>Free class one day, teacher was sick or some ****.
>He starts throwing paper and stones (I don't ******* know) at me across the room.
>*************************.wmv
>Bell goes off signalling end of class, stampede to get to the shops early.
>Stay behind waiting for friends, he shows up, usual bitching "You'll never have friends, you're a faggot, etc."
>Snap. "I don't think I should be taking any more **** from you" I shout. Other people take notice.
>"dafuqusaym8illrecku". He isn't the most intelligent individual I've known.
>Shoves me into the wall. Shouts of "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT" echo through the building.
>Don't do anything despite saying what I did a few seconds before.
>Boxes me in the face a few times, splitting my lip.
>*************
>Rip desk from the ground, one of those desk/chair hybrids, from pure hatred built up over the years, launch it at his face.
>He ducks but the chair leg catches him in the face, he falls, I leave without a word.
>Next day, I go into school expecting a giant mob to rip me apart. He approaches me and apologises, says he didn't know why he was an asshole for all that time.
>MFW I'm still a timid and shy person even after all that
>inb4 charles dickens
#173
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dudenectar
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#128
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sebthebrony
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(06/28/2013)
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flawless roll
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#53
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dudenectar
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I... don't see how this relates to 9Gag in any way at all, you must have your facts mixed up buddy.
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#111
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likeabox
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Jesus, you've been on here for
TWO YEARS
and you didn't know that?
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eomaz
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(06/28/2013)
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I got them mixt upp
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jurto
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(06/28/2013)
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You are really near to ban. You better watch your step.
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masterspectre
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(06/28/2013)
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What anime is that?
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greenthegunstar
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(06/28/2013)
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The Melancholy of Haruhi
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masterspectre
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(06/28/2013)
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Thanks.
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greenthegunstar
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(06/28/2013)
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No prob, dog
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eomaz
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all I did on that comment was to admit I was wrong
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jurto
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And I'm only stating the fact that you are getting too many red thumbs, and you have reached the 'ban' level:
Too many total thumbs down given to you by users. Your account has been automatically banned. β Unliked By Funnyjunk
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eomaz
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yes I am very aware of the situation but I can not do anything about it
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jurto
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(06/28/2013)
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By deleting that comments you may cut the bleeding.
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meganinja
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(06/28/2013)
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>implying this comes from 9gag
no, it's greentexting from 4chan.
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teenytinyspider
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A lot of people here do it.
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teenytinyspider
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*shrugs* I kinda like it. It sorta keeps things from becoming a tl;dr 'cause no one has a long attention span on the internet, especially on FJ.
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eomaz
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tl:dr? **** this im gonna read all of the dark tower!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_Tower_%28series%29
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rakoom
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That's nice, honey.
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teenytinyspider
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Good luck and God speed to you then, soldier.
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dudenectar
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Oh. Ok, I can see why you may think that.... I think. But I though it originated from 4Chin (don't sue me if I'm wrong)
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eomaz
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that's weird the first half of n comment disappeard.
#65
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eomaz
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>this looks retarded and belongs on fag sites like 9gag and not here
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dudenectar
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While I agree that putting > infront of a sentence is kinda weird I just do it for the hell of it.
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